Description rant.. well idk. sheeps get shepherds that take care of them, and allow them to basically just travel the countryside with them (i'm thinking tradit
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well idk. sheeps get shepherds that take care of them, and allow them to basically just travel the countryside with them (i'm thinking traditionally) also, i don't think a shepherd ever really means to kill them they just want the wool. Sheeps also get to be with there family. there is no real reason for a shepherd to split them up. the shepherd fends off "wolfs". but a lion? hmmm hope you like a cage and jumping through a burning ring of fire just to get a treat. While the sheeps are free to eat from which ever patch of grass they want. That is just the ones in captivity. A wild lion is basically starving all the time and will literally eat other lions and cubs. no honor (if you don't think a wild animal can have honor just look at tigers). A Ovis (closest thing to a wild sheep) looks around for Lichen to eat. Pretty much any plant that is not to bitter will work their digestive tracts enable them to digest and live on low-quality, rough plant materials. A Ovis (big horned sheep) also looks a little more dark than a lion. Wild lions look kinda defensive and depressed from the front. An Ovis looks super satanic. lol gotta pull the classic saying that i first heard from a marine called "perspective is reality". sheeps are not so bad. plus we pretty much lost that battle of not being sheep when they put high fructose corn syrup in ketchup.

It is better to live
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sheep."
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Submitted: 05/18/2014
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#14 - englman ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#6 - Anonomousthirteen ONLINE (05/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know. Being a sheep sounds pretty nice. I mean, sheep are stupid. From what I can tell, the stupider something is, the happier it is, as mankind has shown me many times, as well as alcohol. Therefore, 100 years of happiness beats one day of being the biggest baddest ************ on the block.
#10 - trollmobile (05/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
a life worth living is rarely a life lived long.
a life worth living is rarely a life lived long.
User avatar #9 - fyaq (05/19/2014) [-]
I mean relaxing all day eating, ******** , ******* .

Id rather do that for 100 days.
#12 - SirSheepy (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2014) [-]
Yup, I'll take the 100 sheep years over the lion day without hesitation. You enjoy being a badass for your one day, I'll enjoy a life fully lived and a hundred years of accumulated experiences you'll never know.
#2 - hugebulliest (05/18/2014) [-]
The life of a sheep is 10 times better than a lion...
User avatar #19 - Darianvincent ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Tigers>Lions
#17 - theimmortalemperor ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
#16 - Lacuna (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The plural of sheep, is sheep.
#5 - nekaz (05/18/2014) [-]
not if the sheep has a COMPUTER AMIRITE
THIS GUY GETS IT
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#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx Comment deleted by shema [-]
User avatar #1 - ilovedust (05/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah until you fall asleep, then some bitch shoots you and tweets it.
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