Depression Never Ends. My friend and I wrote this story, and we're very sorry we did. We made an attempt. We're sorry it's so long and so terrible. We shall now
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Depression Never Ends

My friend and I wrote this story, and we're very sorry we did. We made an attempt. We're sorry it's so long and so terrible. We shall now commit suicide for our actions. If you enjoyed it (for whatever reason), I'm glad you did
Also, I'm the guy who runs Funnyjunk FM. You should join us for a show sometime. Or not. Whatever. Add me as a friend, and you'll get all the show times. Don't add me as a friend and your life stays the same.

we NE in high school
super popular, but net a loner
friends with everione, rue mercies
Anyways
starts
cher talks about sen? crap
kid walks into class
leeks around, then leeks down at floor
t-" And class, this is Alec, he' s new here"
leeks up, stutters a hello, then takes a seat : ytte WE
Treacher starts teaching as teachers do
den' t par; attention
saw; hello Alec
H as awn, In Alec"
knew the guy
Ppretty decent guy, kind of dark in a was
if he wants hang eut later around Lincoln Park
Sure"
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chill
a bit
up being friends by end ofthe sst week of October
week 2 (the rest ofthis takes place outside of class
tells WE were about hires elf
trends up being kind of sad
He' s been abused by his brother, whe is unn" arrite
theives in what sears be a constant state of depression
helps harr through it
r' manages depress the **** eut of WE
thneed serve cheering up
10 qta. 14
get her cer' re ever and chill
shveet girl, gives a hug novene (even strangers, but that' s anither story)
arrives
theives NE and Alec a hug
better already
She sees Alec is net ha ppy
******** s up Alec? You seen" sad"
tells his life story ence were
14 (whose nar' re is Paige] is silent
grabs his face and kisses his cheek
breaks down
tells we I should
leave
again
is holding his hand
she spent the night with harr
Paige and I are geing eut new"
ll the happiness in his eves until the davl die
continues for the rest of the week
He' s the ha priest guy in the world
was goingto hang eut with them that night
was busy EC) NE and Alec decide chill
saw Alec
Tall have fun, I' ll see veu ten" erred sweetheart"
l leveler"
hug and kiss
Laater that night we chill
it happens
dies in a car crash after leaving a party she went that night
hurts us all
slips into a deep, dark depression
s scan;
try cheer harr up
deosn' twerk
**** off awn, just leave we alone"
dldo?
If it wasn' t for veg ' t have even Wet her!"
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leave
PM ever Alec again
It' s the fourth week
ureself
He' s in the EEJIT' E dark hele that he was in, even thaugh
Itry ed EC) hard help harr
ck Lincoln Park
I guess in the end....
it deosn' t even r' ratter."
...
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Submitted: 06/12/2014
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User avatar #2 - TheHutchie (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You can't really say "Lincoln Park" and "depression" in the same story without everyone knowing what's coming up.

Good attempt though, have a thumb.
#6 - nyeeeh (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
son of a BITCH
#1 - evilredmuffin (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
god damnit op
god damnit op
User avatar #17 - anusholeboner (06/12/2014) [-]
As soon as you said Lincoln Park I just had to scroll down to the ending. I knew what was coming.
User avatar #3 - ragingspacepanda (06/12/2014) [-]
I see your green text on blackground it makes my eyes orgasm
#19 - luquaz (06/12/2014) [-]
pretty obvious. wasn't really believable when the girl spontanously stayed the night and then the two were together, so was expecting some ******** ending. also the stuff others had pointed out with lincoln park. but there was an attempt
User avatar #8 - guu (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Lincoln Park
Already knew it was Linkin Park **** .
1/10 try harder.
User avatar #35 - foamytesquirrel (06/13/2014) [-]
GOD DAMNIT I SAW IT I KNEW WHY'D I READ TO THE END?!
User avatar #32 - godsevensevenseven (06/13/2014) [-]
saw it coming you ******* cunt
#31 - zerith ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
#29 - infraredanus (06/13/2014) [-]
I... I... I thought it was going to be a good story... Even the cleaver joke didn't have an effect on me after reading... **** OP why you do dis.
User avatar #28 - stardude (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it, what does this have to do with Lincoln park?, was there some kind of pun intended? I'm really dense
User avatar #30 to #28 - hammerify ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Linkin park is the name of a band who has a very popular song for the last two lines...www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yw1Tgj9-VU
#26 - Iven (06/12/2014) [-]
I know it never happened and yet...
User avatar #23 - PlagueDoctor (06/12/2014) [-]
knew something was up as soon as she died
still 7.5/10 tho
#22 - thecrayzeeman ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I knew it.

I ******* knew it.

And i still fell for it.

You cheeky dickwaffle.
User avatar #21 - fightforfate (06/12/2014) [-]
i hate you with a burning passion op
i ******* fell for it.
you're a ******* monster.
go drown in a fire
User avatar #15 - kikkilinu ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Saw the signs, but read to the end in hopes I was wrong.
I hate you with the force of a thousand sons, you ******* bastard.
User avatar #7 - heritage (06/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
www.jaredstory.com/you_never_know.html
here a story to warm your heart and shed your tears.
#18 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2014) [-]
Meh. Your usual made up green text. Points for trying OP, have a thumb.
User avatar #16 - unusualmoo ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
And here I was going to make a pun about that.
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