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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - hybridxproject
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mfw last month left
User avatar #4 - weenis **User deleted account**
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I'll be feeling that pretty soon, shipping for basic in a few months probably
User avatar #65 to #4 - imonagoat
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Hahaha, you're never going to deploy, cherry.
User avatar #19 to #4 - olias
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shut the **** up, shower shoe.
#34 to #4 - kaslin
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This will be you within the first week.
have fun FNG.
#107 to #34 - liquidz
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#99 to #34 - golbot
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actually the advanced marksmanship training with the peqs and nvgs is somewhat like call of duty. except the lack of sleep that night ranges bring you. unless hes a pog, in which case, no AMT for him.
User avatar #101 to #99 - kaslin
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Dude, the Thermal sights sucked balls, especially trying to use them while wearing BCGs.
#118 to #101 - golbot
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agreed. trying to line that laser into a little square hole was miserable
#23 - oxYKellark
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Like green thumb whatever.
User avatar #26 to #23 - hybredmoon
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I kept my Woobie. C.I.F can go **** itself, !!MY WOOBIE!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - oxYKellark
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I think beside my aid bag its the most loved piece of kit i have.
User avatar #28 to #27 - hybredmoon
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I kept my woobie, my ruck, and the three stage sleeping bag. I turned in my IBA but I picked up an extra one 2nd deployment to Afghan when my original issue got all ripped up in an IED blast. Turned in the **** one and kept the good one. It all makes for great camping gear.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ied
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User avatar #30 to #29 - hybredmoon
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You ******! you almost ripped my nuts off!
User avatar #31 to #30 - ied
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I apologize.
#3 - theannoyingFJguy
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Comment Picture
#95 - golbot
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Im more impressed at the amount of fellow veterans on funnyjunk than the content. finally im not alone.
User avatar #108 to #95 - loneranger
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Same here, I finally got my funnyjunk t-shirt in and wore it to the gym on post and met another FJ'er. I'm stationed at Ft. Campbell if anyone's interested.
#111 to #108 - golbot
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ill be at benning for the next year. if Campbell is anywhere like knox, sucks to be you. as far as im concerned, **** kentucky.
User avatar #117 to #111 - loneranger
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I guess it depends on your mos. I'm a 15D aircraft powertrain repairer. I work on the 4 major birds of the army. I've only been in Ft. Campbell for almost 5 months but I kinda like it here. I do miss Germany though, I was stationed at Illesheim before here.
#121 to #117 - golbot
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I'm waiting on orders for where ill PCS after IBOLC. im hoping for italy with the 173rd or germany, but chances are ill get brag or drum and hate life
User avatar #124 to #121 - loneranger
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If you can go to Germany. I ******* loved it their.
#126 to #124 - golbot
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anywhere OCONUS ill be happy
User avatar #104 to #95 - rangerofthesea
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just enlisted army...leaving feb 19th for basic
#110 to #104 - golbot
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what MOS?
User avatar #136 to #110 - rangerofthesea
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91B wheeled vehicle maintenance
#96 to #95 - dysfunctionalvet [OP]
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we're here, and we got jokes
we're here, and we got jokes
User avatar #37 - zombifier
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why i joined the Marine Corps.

6-8 month deployments
#40 to #37 - freekey
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i thought marines only did full year tours?
User avatar #47 to #40 - whiteusername
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The US Army does year long tours, everybody else just goes for 6-8 months...like the Air Force.
User avatar #48 to #47 - whiteusername
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jk...the Air Force does 4-6 months...******* pansies
User avatar #41 to #40 - zombifier
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grunts do 6-8 month tours
User avatar #45 to #41 - candymankill
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my brother has been deployed once. how bout you
User avatar #49 to #45 - zombifier
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twice
#54 to #49 - candymankill
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My brother made sergeant at 22 and he applied for Drill sergeant, but instead he got put in recruiting and it sucks so hard. On the plus side he may not get deployed for a while
My brother made sergeant at 22 and he applied for Drill sergeant, but instead he got put in recruiting and it sucks so hard. On the plus side he may not get deployed for a while
User avatar #64 to #54 - zombifier
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sgt in 4 years? either he's a pog or sucks A LOT of cock
User avatar #83 to #64 - candymankill
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He was deployed at 21 and he came back 22 and about 7 months later he became sergeant. And he is a great ******* marine. Expert marksmen and Black belt.
User avatar #85 to #83 - zombifier
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shooting is easy
MCMAP is a ******* joke

what you just told me doesn't mean anything
User avatar #44 to #37 - theviusking
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As a person who plans on joining the Canadian Army once he can. I know Marine corps is like 10x more difficult then all other forces, but how physically tasking is it?
User avatar #46 to #44 - whiteusername
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I have a few friends in the Canadian Army, you should be fine. Just remember not to be so ******* Canadian if you deploy, there is no reason to be friendly to the enemy. For ***** sake, don't apologize for shooting at them either.
User avatar #53 to #46 - theviusking
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Sorry, sorry, it's just that, we know it hurts... I'm sure everyone feels bad when we shoot. Don't you know most Canadians have their ammo changed to sleeping darts for every weapon? Canadians haven't killed one person in the passed I guess 75 years! Oh and you want to hear about a great way to heal an injury? Pour Maple Syrup on it! It heals and sticks the wound together like glue!
User avatar #52 to #46 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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Canada has an army?
User avatar #59 to #52 - whiteusername
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Yeah they do, and they have a Navy that is totally kicking Denmark's ass. They also have this unit called JTF 2 which is full of lumberjacks that behead terrorists, and syrup-board them into giving up information.
User avatar #57 to #52 - theviusking
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More like poptarts and syrup honestly.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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Serious.. does Canada know it has an army?
User avatar #61 to #58 - whiteusername
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Every once in a while they need to be reminded
User avatar #60 to #58 - theviusking
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We do....I mean I actually plan on joining it.. Canadian army is mostly Peacekeeping though to be honest.
User avatar #62 to #60 - whiteusername
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I will tell you this, I did 8 years in the US Army, I wouldn't trade a day in it for anything. If I ever went back to the Military, it would be to the Corps, they get to cruise around with the Navy. They only have to do 6-8 month long tours, and most of them are like 5'4" so I will kick ass on sports day. It's like being in the Navy without being in the Navy (if you know what I mean). In the Army if I went away for a few months it was to the ******* field, where I sat in a tent and smelled bad, or dug a hole and smelled bad, or walked a long time...and smelled bad.

The Army offered to send me on a really cool mission once, it was supposed to be to Brazil. Then it mysteriously got changed to the Antarctic, then it got cancelled and I went to the field.
User avatar #66 to #62 - theviusking
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Honestly I always thought this would be a great change for my life. But in my opinion I feel that one shouldn't hope for a cool mission, I mean it sounds great, but there's always that chance for chaos.

Still sounds great to go on a cool mission anyway.
User avatar #97 to #66 - whiteusername
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Im kidding mostly, I have been on a few cool missions. Nothing like you can see on TV, I wasn't SF or a Ranger, but I got to do some cool ****. **** I would never have gotten to do as a civilian.

Sign up, you will enjoy it. If you feel like doing some fighting cross the border and join the US Army, they take Canadians. Not that Canada doesn't deploy, but the US Army will deploy you sooner.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theviusking
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See I have thought about joining the US army over the Canadian army just for the fact that I could help sooner rather than just staying home and protecting the Prime Ministers potted plants. But without a Car or a good enough job to even stay in the US long enough to be able to apply and wait for acceptance is hard.

Unless I've gotten something wrong and the US joining is far different from the Canadian joining.
User avatar #132 to #98 - whiteusername
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If you live on a border town just go talk to a recruiter, they will help with all the paperwork. Canadians have been joining the US Army since Korea. I had 3 Canadians in my first Unit. Plus if you ever thought of getting dual citizenship, joining the US military is the fastest way to do it. 3 years of service during peacetime, or 1 combat deployment makes you eligible for citizenship.
User avatar #133 to #132 - theviusking
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Sadly I live in Montreal of all places so things become more difficult.
But honestly, thank you for all your help mate. Really helped.
User avatar #135 to #133 - whiteusername
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No worries, good luck to you. Whichever Army you join you will be a part of a family that is thicker than blood.
#50 to #37 - shunk
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Gotta love the 03's
Gotta love the 03's
User avatar #51 to #50 - zombifier
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why did you save that as a .gif?
User avatar #56 to #51 - shunk
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That's how Maximilian posts them, Here's source.
terminallance.com/2012/01/06/terminal-lance-170-the-difference-perspective/
#86 to #51 - jacksipian
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here i tried saving it as a jpeg, lets see if it worked.
here i tried saving it as a jpeg, lets see if it worked.
User avatar #88 to #86 - zombifier
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lol nope, guess it can't be
#116 to #88 - nightmareschild
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jacksipian
User avatar #129 to #116 - jacksipian
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you cheating bastard.
jk i love you, thanks.
#91 to #88 - jacksipian
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I'm sorry, I've failed you.
#92 to #88 - jacksipian
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one more try
one more try
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#100 to #37 - golbot
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coulda been a ranger. 6 mo deployments. except its 6 on and 6 off, repeat.
User avatar #103 to #100 - zombifier
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seen the documentary for ranger school, **** that, i like sleep and food
#109 to #103 - golbot
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I have to go this winter. i just commissioned as an infantry officer and we all have to go. sucks, cause the Ranger instructors hate officers.
#8 - anon id: 204f8092
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The Middle is such a ******* ********... we're better off just blowing that entire area off the face of the earth. The land is good though, it has oil and ****, the people are the problem. Kill all those dirty people and the world will be a better place.
#9 to #8 - anon id: 204f8092
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*The Middle East

Sorry about that.
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#21 to #8 - anon id: 680513c9
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you do realize there are westernized countries in the Middle East?
#24 to #21 - anon id: 204f8092
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Not worth it. Just kill them all and start over.
#105 to #8 - anon id: 21e05df5
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The middle isn't *that* bad of a show... I mean, it's got some pretty funny lines.
User avatar #13 to #8 - waffenmia
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you're right, **** the middle, destroy everything in the equator/
I regret nothing
User avatar #11 to #8 - darthblam
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As much as I agree that the people there are a big nuisance for the rest of the modern world, going genocidal Islamic Holocaust on them would only create more problems.

Though.. I think one day one of the bigger countries there, like Iran with its developing nuclear capabilities, is going to make a stupid move and have more than just the U.S. march on its radical ass.
I mean.. if powers like Russia or China got involved.. there's no stopping them.

Hell, if they provoked Israel in to full on war that'd be some bad **** for them.
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#130 to #106 - dysfunctionalvet [OP]
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haha nice one brother
User avatar #2 - drtennant
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My deployment was bad, but I wouldn't say it was a prison. They let me shoot lots.
User avatar #1 - ILIEKPEPSEE
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IN THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS!
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