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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - justaperson
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Story Time:

>Be 15 year old sophmore
>Me and friends used to go skip class in woods behind school
>Through constant back and forth made trail to our hang out spot
On a side note this spot was tricked out with chairs and everything
>One day we are heading to the spot
>Giant wooden X hung up in the middle of the path
>**** This ****
>Naturally assume it's a murderous group of homeless people
>Never went back there again.
User avatar #3 to #2 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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I think it was a t for time to get out
User avatar #24 to #2 - threadcreator
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>go to BBQ with American friends in Germany dad is enlisted in army and moves a lot with us
>they live near a forest with an abandoned WWII bunker
>**** yeah
>go over there to check it out
>super far away
>finally get there and it has a lock of the airlock type thing door
>*******
>it's rusty anyway so I kick that thing and it breaks
>go in and there's a rusty iron door
>open it
>bunch of unlit red candles everywhere
>smells like **** in there
>door closes (probably from wind)
>really dark
>freak out, sit in a corner and be as quiet as possible for 5 minutes
>move over to the door and the rusty turd creaks open slowly
>leave and listen to Stairway to Heaven on my way back to calm down
>earbuds short out
>****
>hear scream
"OW ****"
>whatever lol
>go back and stay inside until we left
User avatar #25 to #24 - threadcreator
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not really scary but worth sharing
#4 to #2 - scoobi
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>Be 14 (1 year younger than you, wow)   
>Hiking through woods behind a plaza    
>Everything cool and ****   
> Find alter type thing made out of rocks   
>Go further into woods   
>Blood on trees   
>Find pentagram carved into the ground with dabs of blood inside it   
>Unsure if human or animal blood   
> hear a voice yell "HEY!"   
>Look up, group of hooded men quickly walking our way   
>They are dressed in dark robes (and hoods)   
>Run out of there extremely fast   
>Go back next day with something to hit hooded people with in case they attack   
>No pentagram or blood on ground or blood on trees   
>Get scary feeling people are watching us   
>Hear howl that sharply turns into scream   
>Leave   
>Forest later caught fire from unknown source
>Be 14 (1 year younger than you, wow)
>Hiking through woods behind a plaza
>Everything cool and ****
> Find alter type thing made out of rocks
>Go further into woods
>Blood on trees
>Find pentagram carved into the ground with dabs of blood inside it
>Unsure if human or animal blood
> hear a voice yell "HEY!"
>Look up, group of hooded men quickly walking our way
>They are dressed in dark robes (and hoods)
>Run out of there extremely fast
>Go back next day with something to hit hooded people with in case they attack
>No pentagram or blood on ground or blood on trees
>Get scary feeling people are watching us
>Hear howl that sharply turns into scream
>Leave
>Forest later caught fire from unknown source
User avatar #22 to #4 - alphagex
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You met the dark brotherhood, i envy you
User avatar #19 to #4 - dassnailage
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>Be today
>On funnyjunk
>See ******** story
>OP is a fag
#14 to #4 - pappathethird
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#5 to #4 - anon id: 180066d2
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>Be, 18, walking through woods   
>See a kid looking at my bitchin rock pile   
>Kid keeps walking, finds the place where I set my pentagonal bucket of crimson paint when it was leaking   
>Titsy McGee and the Hoodie Three are up to their usual forest shenanigans, yell at the kid and scare him away   
>Kid comes back with a plank, he's painted a face on it or some **** and is pretending it's his friend and that he's gonna beat up the hooded forest denizens with it   
>Titsy McGee is hidin' in a tree and staring at that plank, I can tell he wants it bad   
>He howls like the ****** tard that he is and tries to jump down, but he lands on a branch and crushes his testicles, causing him to scream like a bitch   
>By this point in the story, enough ******** has been generated that I can strike a match and light a fire (******** is infamous for getting lit up)   
>Burn the forest down   
>Mfw the forest doesn't exist and scoobi didn't even try to come up with a ******* believable story
>Be, 18, walking through woods
>See a kid looking at my bitchin rock pile
>Kid keeps walking, finds the place where I set my pentagonal bucket of crimson paint when it was leaking
>Titsy McGee and the Hoodie Three are up to their usual forest shenanigans, yell at the kid and scare him away
>Kid comes back with a plank, he's painted a face on it or some **** and is pretending it's his friend and that he's gonna beat up the hooded forest denizens with it
>Titsy McGee is hidin' in a tree and staring at that plank, I can tell he wants it bad
>He howls like the ****** tard that he is and tries to jump down, but he lands on a branch and crushes his testicles, causing him to scream like a bitch
>By this point in the story, enough ******** has been generated that I can strike a match and light a fire (******** is infamous for getting lit up)
>Burn the forest down
>Mfw the forest doesn't exist and scoobi didn't even try to come up with a ******* believable story
#11 to #5 - grandlordchicken
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>be 19
>walkin through woods
>find something evil I guess
>Then demons or something I don't know
>miraculously gone next day
>spooky
User avatar #6 to #5 - scoobi
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Your skepticism is very high. Maybe if you were with me at the time you could actually believe.
#7 to #6 - anon id: 180066d2
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Hooded men? Pentagrams with blood in them? Mysterious howling and a forest fire finisher? Bro, either your story is about as full of ******** as the **** cavity of an actual bull, or some retards were playing at "dark magic" in a forest with dark red paint or maybe a dead rabbit. Believe it or not, there are creatures that howl in forests, and in our charming world animals kill each other, and the dying animals do on occasion scream. As for the fire...well, if you saw some hooded blokes in the woods who thought they could summon the devil, they probably tried lighting either candles or a bong to prepare for advanced devil summoning and set something on fire that shouldn't have been on fire.

All of that seems very unlikely, so I'm going to go with bs
User avatar #8 to #7 - scoobi
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Those men/ teens could have been performing satanic rituals, I'm just sayin.
I suppose a fallen candle or someone got high and lit a bong and then they took the match/lighter and the bong away. I suppose animals can scream/ howl but the pentagram was really weird
#10 - stevegasm
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mfw it's exactly 5pm demon time when I saw this
#20 - dassnailage
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Y'know that twig circle is a piece of art made by Andy Goldsworthy. He does loads of **** like this it's pretty cool actually.
#12 - konradkurze
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made me think of gagas hat
User avatar #17 to #12 - heartlessrobot
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Somewhere there is a polar bear missing his anus.
User avatar #15 - domny
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stop marking random bits of the text yellow
it feels weird to read it like that
User avatar #23 to #15 - dedaluminus
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It makes me read it in Shatnerian style.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW_lPlekiQ
#28 - mankey
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Now I want to go build one of these in my local forest.
User avatar #40 - mayormilkman
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I thought it was the work of this:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-188
#32 - deliveryman
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I can't believe everyone is missing the Jimmy Buffett reference... its five o'clock somewhere!
User avatar #38 to #32 - higitusfigitus
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Parrotheads are my ******.
User avatar #29 - skeptical
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one of my favorite things about hiking is when i make a strange structure deep in the woods leaving others to wonder how and why and when
User avatar #16 - giljo
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Holy **** imagine starting doing this as a prank every month or so. The stories people and media would come up with... just imagine
User avatar #21 to #16 - threadcreator
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Over time start leaving small dead animals near them.
User avatar #35 to #21 - heartlessrobot
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Make it look like their neck broke as they walked through.