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Dem Ruski. . Canadian tourists Id like another peanut colada, eh? yuo like cuba mister? ks mister ii! " British tourists you know for a homless chap spain, your

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Canadian tourists
Id like another
peanut colada, eh?
yuo like cuba mister?
ks mister ii! "
British tourists you know for a homless
chap spain, your tanning is
quite exquisite.
Heheheh i know
amigo
Asian tourists
mash more angle
wow
impresed 'lotd
do yuo hava every
angle?
trash
Russian tourists
wat way to Donetsk?
Privet, we are here vaction, ?

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#1 - internetexplain (02/25/2015) [-]

You find Russians intimidating? Pah!
German tourists man.

From afar you can hear them chanting " strand , strand , strand , strand " a Germany-towel on a stick , waving in the distance.
As they come closer the ground starts shaking from their fat rolls and old flesh clashing , their sandals sounding like storming cavalry.
Finally they are here , the German beach warriors.
300 pounds of 70+ year old flesh , armed with towels , socks and sandals , a terrible sun tan , and over-sized shades.
They strike at the crack of dawn , before anyone else is even awake.
They hit hard , and they hit first , calling dibs on entire beaches with their mighty towels , ever expanding the territory of the Fatherland.
They have conquered dozens of beaches all over Europe in the past 30 years , and they won't stop , until the entire coastlines of Europe and Turkey are German.
They are at the forefront of German expansion , they are the Chancellors finest.