Definition of burning. Source: For me console is more convenient. Xbox: Turn
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Definition of burning

For me console is more convenient.
Turn on Xbox
My Games
Play game
Turn on computer
Wait for motherboard to boot up since it' s an MSI
Windows bootup
ppen Steam
Wait one minute for Steam to boot
Sign into Steam
Logging in
Error sign in again
Log in
Steam Update!
Wait 10 minutes for update with crappy ETST internet
Sign in again
TFA Update!
Wait for update since it' s not giving me option to stop update
Play game
Welcome to it
Turn on Xbox.
That is like saying, "Instead of taking a crap in the bathroom. I can just do
Crap on the floor of my house:
Pull down pants
push out crap
Not even wipe
Using the bathroom:
walk to bathroom
pull down pants
sit on seat
pull up pants
wash hands with soap
open door
walk back to where I was
Easier and ' t always mean better.
But then again then? I don' t expect the average console user to understand
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Submitted: 07/10/2014
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User avatar #5 - pkmnexplain (07/10/2014) [+] (32 replies)
Here's what he did wrong:

1. Turn on computer - what are you on? it's not an Xbox, you don't "turn off" your computer
2. Wait for motherboard to boot up - if you followed 1, BUT, mine takes less than 1 minute to boot, so yeah
3. Windows bootup - you must have the ******** computer ever if "booting up" takes 2 turns
4. Open Steam - in options you can make it open itself you numbtwit
5. Sign into Steam - You seriously are the noobest person using a PC in this century
6. Error Sign in again - if you weren't dumb enough to not remember your password you bitch
7. Steam Update! - OF COURSE you didn't open steam in like 3 ******* years it looks like
8. Wait 10 minutes - your PC sucks balls bro
9. TF2 Update! - you can play OTHER games you know
10. No option to stop update - you must be blind
11. Play game - ******* finally!
12. Uplay - on TF2? are you drunk or something? Uplay is like Ubisoft's STEAM you ************
13. Turn on Xbox - to play TF2?! change drug dealer
#15 - AnonymousDonor (07/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)

moar faggots fighting over video game systems
#52 - therealtotodile (07/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #120 - theyellowbandito (07/10/2014) [-]
Pfftt, all you kids with your electronic gizmo's. If any of you had common sense you would do things my way, the most convenient way

1. Pick up 'ball and cup'
2. Play 'ball and cup'
#39 - gayboard (07/10/2014) [-]
It's like I want to play video games and not argue about it over the internet like a 12 year old faggot.
User avatar #8 - zaxzwim (07/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
more like

-turn on xbox
-wait for xbox to start up
-find disk for game
-put disk in console and put other one away
-wait for it to read disk then start up game

-open steam
-select game
-open game

seriously, you don't really need to turn you're computer off, if you don't turn off steam every time you finish playing a game then you don't need to really wait for updates or wait for it to log you in. the only real difference is that with steam the games are on your computer and with consoles the games are on disks, even with consoles they have games on the systems sometime. over all they more or less take the same amount of effort or time
User avatar #41 - thealbinoargonian (07/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
JESUS ******* CHRIST. I didn't realize we played games to enjoy the ******* platform they're on. just shut the **** up about it and play the god damn GAMES.
#155 - dildobarbarian (07/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
PC fags argue they are master race
Console fags argue they are master race

Meanwhile the true multi-console and gaming PC owning master race sits back and eats popcorn whilst deciding which ever system and game they want to play with 0 restrictions.
#87 - grimsho ONLINE (07/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>not auto-signed in to steam   
>having 			******		 internet   
>can't find the button to pause updates   
>buying ubisoft games and complaining about uplay
>not auto-signed in to steam
>having ****** internet
>can't find the button to pause updates
>buying ubisoft games and complaining about uplay
#49 - grama (07/10/2014) [-]
wast it something like this
#35 - Absolute Madman (07/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
All these jealous PC children.

Have fun playing with a mouse and keyboard faggots. PC couldn't run tetris could it you lying scum
#44 to #35 - cursesnew (07/10/2014) [-]
Pffffft check this guy out ^
He's trying to communicate.
#2 - Absolute Madman (07/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
what the **** ever. critic is such a ******* bitch. duck is dead on, way less ******** to deal with on console. piss off you conceited pc master race ************ faggots.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cuntism (07/10/2014) [-]
The way it's worded is all wrong though. For one, practically all PC users already have their PC on - so windows and steam would already be loaded. For 2, updates happen every few weeks/months. For 3, uPlay is only for Ubisoft games and not required for most.

I have steam, uPlay and Origin set to load of boot, so never had a problem waiting for them to load, but even if I did have to, it's literally 2 seconds, which brings me to another point; he talks about turning the console on and it coming on, but last time I played a console game, the load times drove me up the wall, I actually ****** it off because the load times were crippling the enjoyment.

Consoles have their place and they're great, plus without them we wouldn't have the gaming industry we have today...but PCs are just better for playing games

None of the downsides apply anymore..and haven't done for the better part of a decade; gamepads have always existed, however the 360 pad has been supported since day one. Also, keyboard and mouse is just infinitely better for games that require aiming - if you haven't ever really used one for gaming then of course you'll think pads are better, but they're just not precise enough.
Playing on a TV; I can't even remember when I couldn't play on a TV. Although I do prefer gaming on my monitor (1200p vs 1080p might not sound like much difference, but it is, and the quality of screen is just way better), I have a flat screen next to it for when I feel like kicking back, or have people over so the big screen suits the situation.

Consoles are great and if you prefer them then fine, but it's pointless saying that they're better than PCs, as PCs are in a different league. Then again I don't understand why PC gamers get so smug, you've got a massively more powerful system than them, you
know_ it's better, so why goad console gamers ?
User avatar #81 - galkawhm ONLINE (07/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why do PC users have to make themselves feel superior to everyone else?
User avatar #85 to #81 - kinginyellow ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Well in this instance I agree with him, the console guy is just looking for **** to complain about here with Steam, it really takes the same amount of time across all consoles to boot up a game.
#9 - twilightdusk (07/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
-Turn on Xbox
-Wait for Xbox title screen to finish
-Navigate the ******* menu to your game
-Sign into XBL
-Forget password a few times before getting it right
-XBL update!
-prepare to wait twice as long as a Steam update ever takes
-Have to sit through entire console rebooting itself
-Wait for title screen again
-Navigate to the ******* game again
-Log into XBL AGAIN
-Sit through the minutes of unskippable logos
-Finally play the ******* game.
User avatar #14 to #9 - stickdick (07/10/2014) [-]
Don't forget microsoft's constant begging for a confirmation email in which if you decline you have to sign in again.
#95 - bujo (07/10/2014) [-]
>turn on computer
>Do this
#177 - tiles (07/11/2014) [-]
I just don't get why there is hostility over such a petty topic.
Go masturbate or something. Don't sit there over your keyboard and try to convince me which system is better Although I prefer PC when I like whatever I like.
#62 - herbolifee (07/10/2014) [-]
> Not knowing how to pause Steam updates   
How much of a complete 			*******		 casual can one be?
> Not knowing how to pause Steam updates

How much of a complete ******* casual can one be?
#50 - thecarlosdanger (07/10/2014) [-]
**thecarlosdanger rolled image** Seriously.....
User avatar #20 - ganjalf (07/10/2014) [-]
Turn on computer
Access steam
play game

Here, i fixed the pc part
User avatar #143 - jordoguy (07/10/2014) [+] (27 replies)
Here's my method -

Step one - Play game you enjoy and not give a **** what platform it's on as long as it's good.
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