Deep and Penetrating work problems. "How'd you get a fissure?" "Stupid question. Let's move on." U Gay, Bro?. I worked for a small construct
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Deep and Penetrating work problems

"How'd you get a fissure?"
"Stupid question. Let's move on."
U Gay, Bro?

I worked for a small construction company one summer.
My boss was about as smart as the inventor of white crayons.
Here' s my favorite work story.
Flaying foundations for cement one day.
Ssmall job. Just me and the boss.
to dig a trench.
Bob) calls his (Torn) for help.
shows up and Bob and Tom talk for an hour and a half.
get back to work so i can go home.
starts to talk about his month.
I didn' t get much work done tho." Tom
I dont care." Me
Please tell us every excruciating detail of your uneducated life.
mistake Bob.
I had a fissure." Says Tom in the most embarassed way.
s that?
up, Bob
Churns out a fissure is a torn ass hole.
I' m just confused. Like, How.
is unphased.
and Tom joke about torn ass holes and bumpy roads.
Wheither of them care to talk about how he got it.
allying on the inside.
the rest of day thinking of ways he got a fissure.
to claw my eyes out.
Have more stories about workin with Bob if anyone cares.
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Submitted: 02/23/2014
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User avatar #1 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
this wasn't very funny, spice it up somehow.
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