Deep, Motivational Hipster Relief. .. I was... so not... ready for that...
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Deep, Motivational Hipster Relief

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Submitted: 11/18/2013
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#2 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I was... so not... ready for that...
I was... so not... ready for that...
#1 - zincasa ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
#5 - VincentKing ONLINE (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Here is a fun story for everyone who reads this (this includes possible rollers in the future)   
   
I was born with dead/weak nerves in my bowels, making it hard to know when to poop, and to actually push out the poop. Back in grade 10, I had a blockage that was rather painful. Essentially, whenever I pooped, there was a bit that wouldn't come out, and it slowly grew bigger. I knew I was in for a lot of pain after the 1 month and no 						********					 mark came along, so I tried to go as much as I could. Hell, I even took this foul tasting salty medicine that is meant to help, but I still couldn't go.    
   
Around the 2 month mark, I was incredibly sick, and at that point in time could only eat half a piece of toast for my meals. One night, I got this really bad fever, and tried to sleep it off. I woke up at 1:30AM and went to the bathroom cause I thought I was going to be sick. When in there, and then my brain went "Oh right, you need to 						****					... how long has it been now?"   
   
Needless to say, that was incredibly painful, and I think it was as wide as a 1.25L bottle of coke at the thinnest point in the middle... think it made me bleed a bit. Afterwards and when my ass had time to recover, I noticed that since all my organs were pushed up against my chest, I was actually hungry, so I went off and ate all the snacks I could.    
   
Did my ass recover? Yes it did. Has it ever happened again? No it has not. Did I clog the drain? You bet I did. Had to pour a bucket of water into the toilet while flushing it to get that monster down. 2 days later, the council were down the street working on the pipes because of a blockage. Judging from the smell and timing, I would like to thank giga-turd.    
   
If anyone does read this, do share a reaction picture on how you felt when reading this, after all, it was a horrible experience for me too    
   
TL;DR: Took a giant 						****					 that blocked all the pipes.
Here is a fun story for everyone who reads this (this includes possible rollers in the future)

I was born with dead/weak nerves in my bowels, making it hard to know when to poop, and to actually push out the poop. Back in grade 10, I had a blockage that was rather painful. Essentially, whenever I pooped, there was a bit that wouldn't come out, and it slowly grew bigger. I knew I was in for a lot of pain after the 1 month and no ******** mark came along, so I tried to go as much as I could. Hell, I even took this foul tasting salty medicine that is meant to help, but I still couldn't go.

Around the 2 month mark, I was incredibly sick, and at that point in time could only eat half a piece of toast for my meals. One night, I got this really bad fever, and tried to sleep it off. I woke up at 1:30AM and went to the bathroom cause I thought I was going to be sick. When in there, and then my brain went "Oh right, you need to **** ... how long has it been now?"

Needless to say, that was incredibly painful, and I think it was as wide as a 1.25L bottle of coke at the thinnest point in the middle... think it made me bleed a bit. Afterwards and when my ass had time to recover, I noticed that since all my organs were pushed up against my chest, I was actually hungry, so I went off and ate all the snacks I could.

Did my ass recover? Yes it did. Has it ever happened again? No it has not. Did I clog the drain? You bet I did. Had to pour a bucket of water into the toilet while flushing it to get that monster down. 2 days later, the council were down the street working on the pipes because of a blockage. Judging from the smell and timing, I would like to thank giga-turd.

If anyone does read this, do share a reaction picture on how you felt when reading this, after all, it was a horrible experience for me too

TL;DR: Took a giant **** that blocked all the pipes.
#3 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/19/2013) [-]
"giving anal birth to a lava baby" My god my sides.
"giving anal birth to a lava baby" My god my sides.
User avatar #4 - insaneguy (11/19/2013) [-]
better than when it's all runny and when you're done it's like wiping a marker
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