Upload
Login or register
x

'Deceit and I'

PROFESSIONAL
it,): RELATION
pier) iii.
button
poetry
...
+1263
Views: 39421
Favorited: 451
Submitted: 12/09/2015
Share On Facebook
submit to reddit +Favorite Subscribe to crixuz

Comments(178):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
12345>>>
[ 178 comments ]
Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest
Anonymous comments allowed.
52 comments displayed.
Reply
+114
User avatar #5 - lodewijkbob (12/09/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by crixuz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgmRUJ3rofM Here's the sauce of anyone wants it
Reply
+258
#3 - malachitecobra (12/09/2015) [-]
stickied by crixuz
Reply
+482
#1 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
"I slept like a baby" dude
Reply
+52
User avatar #44 to #1 - bertmacaroni (12/10/2015) [-]
Bruh
Reply
+36
#85 to #78 - theonewhoanswers (12/10/2015) [-]
Brothers in feels.
Reply
+23
#94 to #85 - trollczar (12/10/2015) [-]
till the end mates
Reply
+324
#46 - DrollHumor (12/10/2015) [-]
I thought this was going to be one of those screencapped stand up comedian bits.

I was very wrong.
Reply
+2
User avatar #162 to #46 - angelious (12/10/2015) [-]
honestly i only catched that its not supposed to be a comedy sketch around the end part...before that i was extremely confused about what type of comedian he was...
Reply
+61
#9 - kyoun ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
If words were swords, I'd be dead many times over.
-6
#82 to #9 - CBRJack has deleted their comment [-]
Reply
+4
User avatar #137 to #82 - gemleonn (12/10/2015) [-]
You replied to the wrong comment m8
Reply
0
User avatar #176 to #137 - CBRJack (12/11/2015) [-]
Yep, you are right!
Reply
+2
User avatar #95 to #82 - brenton (12/10/2015) [-]
Wut
Reply
+1
User avatar #112 to #9 - tenaciouslee (12/10/2015) [-]
That was very poetic.
Reply
+11
#76 to #9 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Well...yeah. It would be kinda hard to live when swords start bursting out of your mouth or hands every time you try to communicate.
Reply
+45
#41 - DrDanny (12/10/2015) [-]
Worst. comedian. ever.


That was really sad though.. ****
Reply
+2
User avatar #79 to #41 - zonryu (12/10/2015) [-]
you made me laugh

have a thumb
Reply
+36
#22 - Pred ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
That's not the kind of stand-up comedy I was expecting
Reply
+180
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (12/09/2015) [-]
That last line was so powerful he should have taken the mic off the stand just to drop it.
Reply
+78
User avatar #16 to #7 - dindudidit (12/09/2015) [-]
The reason why that line was so powerful was because he left the mic there and kept on walking, just like the story narrates about deceit.

I always saw dropping the mic as a douche thing to do
Reply
+9
#62 to #16 - deckbox ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
it is a pretty faggoty hipsterish thing to do now
Reply
+4
#63 to #62 - deckbox ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
the mic drop thing not the smothering or the deceit stuff
Reply
0
#175 to #63 - deckbox ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
but those are kinda faggoty too but not for said reasons
Reply
+31
#52 - malicemad (12/10/2015) [-]
I made an account just to tell you how much this ****** me up.
Reply
+1
#173 to #52 - crixuz [OP](12/10/2015) [-]
GIF
HOLY **** YOU`RE NOT LYING.
Reply
+63
User avatar #12 - njall (12/09/2015) [-]
This was sad as **** but i loved how he worded it.
Reply
+19
User avatar #27 - gadgetzan (12/09/2015) [-]
Dude that was some ******* speech. Well worded and thought out and with a powerful message. Honestly probably one of the best reads I've had in a damn long time, without exaggeration. Damn.
Reply
+2
#58 to #27 - yellowizard ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
If you like this kind of thing I'd recommend you chech out ButtonPoetry's youtube channel. It's all slam-potry like the post. Of course not all of it is good and some is downright bad (but that's opinions and all) but I find that when I come across a really good one like the one posted here, it's worth the search through the mediocre videos.

Link to the channel: www.youtube.com/user/ButtonPoetry
Reply
+2
User avatar #146 to #58 - Crzychipmunk (12/10/2015) [-]
The OCD one chokes me up pretty bad. How can something so obscenely painful be so breathe-takingly beautiful at the same time. Button Poetry will make you hurt in the most fantastic way without being some kinky bondage or s&m crap
Reply
0
#163 to #146 - yellowizard ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Neil Hilborn has made some good **** . If you like him you could consider buying his CD "Northbound"
Reply
+14
#51 - kayethankyou (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm ******* crushed.
Reply
+31
User avatar #74 to #51 - ilovehitler (12/10/2015) [-]
So was the kid
Reply
+15
User avatar #89 to #74 - dierdred (12/10/2015) [-]
Fukken savage
Reply
+13
User avatar #53 - hitmannate (12/10/2015) [-]
My first CPR was a Child. They say you never forget your first love. But what they don't tell you is that you never forget the first life you couldn't save. This hit home like you would not believe.
Reply
0
User avatar #164 to #53 - imofcnotharveydent (12/10/2015) [-]
not your fault, it's a cruel world tho
Reply
+13
#6 - purecounsell ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Reply
+8
#39 - jasonriner (12/09/2015) [-]
His wording was so on point. Evoked so many different emotions...beautifully sad.
Reply
+8
#23 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Dude, WTF??? first two posts of "Depression Week" from Cyanide and Happiness, and now this **** ???
C'mon, Man! I came here to forget how ****** is the World outside! If I wanted to cry like a little bitch, I would go out and face my problems!
Reply
+8
#4 - dudemiesterman (12/09/2015) [-]
******* Christ I thought this was going to be funny at first.
Reply
+2
#10 to #4 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Weren't you the most wrong you could ever be?
Reply
+6
#36 - smashexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
This poem was simply gorgeous..
12345>>>
[ 178 comments ]
Leave a comment
<
>
 Friends (0)