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User avatar #1 - mightypoggers (04/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I hope this makes it to the front page. so you can be the front page boy.
#3 - killerjhtwo (04/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Fate's face when
#4 - minnten (04/13/2014) [-]
#15 - firesky (04/13/2014) [-]
<-- His guardian angel
#11 - makhan (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - mrwalkerfour (04/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
this kid sounded like a complete ******* tard, how do you manage to nearly drown in
a lake 3 times, surely after two near misses you would say "no more now" but oh wait
this kids a tard and tard wants to go swimming. and how the **** do you manage to
get stuck in the wheels of a farm cart? those things are wooden! and you have no
reason to go near them whatsoever, but tard wants to play in the wheels. the rest are
just as retarded
#31 - malakashii (04/13/2014) [-]
Makes sense. You normally only get twelve.
#24 - dogeate (04/13/2014) [-]
This kid must've been like superhitler because of all the effort time travelers took to killing.
User avatar #17 - whitebuddha (04/13/2014) [-]
He died fighting a disease? That's ******** . He should have died in a nuke or some **** .
User avatar #6 - threeeighteen (04/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
His eyes are ******* creepy.
#29 - mattdoggy ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
After the 14th time death starts sending in the mob bosses
#12 - afaik (04/13/2014) [-]
**** , is he related to Rasputin?
#9 - theblobble (04/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**theblobble rolled image** I thought his age was maths. 12x11 years old boy. Then I realised 12x11 is a big number, and so cant be called a boy. Then I got even more confused
User avatar #14 to #9 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
what the **** did you just say
#8 - auryn (04/13/2014) [-]
He must've really ****** up in his past life.
User avatar #21 - MurphyUK (04/13/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I live 10 mins away from Bury.
User avatar #42 to #41 - MurphyUK (04/13/2014) [-]
Shoes.....
#16 - pikminpoo (04/13/2014) [-]
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#32 - sirlobos (04/13/2014) [-]
what a dumb ass kid!
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/13/2014) [-]
Maybe the kid had tons of resources to not die; people to rescue him, doctors to treat him, etc. But I mean, with 3 near-drownings and 3 motor-vehicle accidents on his record, he must not have been the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Seems like natural selection was going to claim him sooner or later.
User avatar #13 - kyrill (04/13/2014) [-]
god damn, this kid sounds so accident prone
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