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Death's insatiable Boner for this kid. is only eclipsed by how many time this kid dodged said death chub.. l tne. mm 1 being canoe March 12 i I cheater Ben l st

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - mightypoggers
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(04/13/2014) [-]
I hope this makes it to the front page. so you can be the front page boy.
#26 to #1 - lplplplp
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(04/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - jamessevensix [OP]
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(04/13/2014) [-]
haha good one
#20 to #1 - sensitive
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(04/13/2014) [-]
and then die.
#3 - killerjhtwo
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(04/13/2014) [-]
> Fate's face when
#5 to #3 - anon id: c3c37f38
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>Front-Page Boy's face when
#4 - minnten
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#15 - firesky
Reply +31 123456789123345869
(04/13/2014) [-]
<-- His guardian angel
#11 - makhan
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User avatar #22 - mrwalkerfour
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(04/13/2014) [-]
this kid sounded like a complete ******* tard, how do you manage to nearly drown in
a lake 3 times, surely after two near misses you would say "no more now" but oh wait
this kids a tard and tard wants to go swimming. and how the **** do you manage to
get stuck in the wheels of a farm cart? those things are wooden! and you have no
reason to go near them whatsoever, but tard wants to play in the wheels. the rest are
just as retarded
#27 to #22 - BloodAwaits
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(04/13/2014) [-]
Based on the way this kid looks, and the relatively politically incorrect title, this is quite an old article. In those days the only thing a 12 year old kid could really do was play outside, so it's absolutely normal that he was in these situations. You assume he only went into the lake a few times, but I doubt it. He probably played in that lake multiple times a week ever since he was a young child. To watch people draining a lake would be an incredible experience for a 12 year old rural child. Likewise, getting trapped in a farm-cart was probably also a result of just playing outdoors as was playing with carbide.

You judge with the mindset of a child from this generation, when you really shouldn't. This was just a really unfortunate child that had a date with death.
User avatar #23 to #22 - amuzen
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(04/13/2014) [-]
not only that, they drained the lake to stop him from almost drowning in it, and he went back, slipped in the mud and got a dangerous disease so he went to the same place four times and almost died all four times.
Plus he got hit by a motorcycle and 2 cars so that's like, learn to look both ways **** wad it's not rocket science, unless those cars were driving on the ******* side walk or sped up to hit you there's no excuse for that.
#25 to #23 - flufflepuff
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(04/13/2014) [-]
not everyone can be this lucky
not everyone can be this lucky
User avatar #30 to #25 - sanguinemybrother
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(04/13/2014) [-]
Nice loop!
#31 - malakashii
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(04/13/2014) [-]
Makes sense. You normally only get twelve.
#24 - dogeate
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(04/13/2014) [-]
This kid must've been like superhitler because of all the effort time travelers took to killing.
User avatar #17 - whitebuddha
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(04/13/2014) [-]
He died fighting a disease? That's ********. He should have died in a nuke or some ****.
User avatar #6 - threeeighteen
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(04/13/2014) [-]
His eyes are ******* creepy.
User avatar #10 to #6 - mkgt
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(04/13/2014) [-]
Would you be able to hold a sane look after going toe to toe with the reaper 12 times?