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#14 - Sperit (12/25/2015) [-]
Soule i don't need anything cool for Christmas
That is why I'm inviting you over
User avatar #94 to #14 - secretzx (12/25/2015) [-]
Are you implying that Soule is actually hot?
User avatar #98 to #94 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
are you implying someone on fj has standards?
User avatar #122 to #98 - zerglin (12/25/2015) [-]
Who summoned me here
User avatar #111 to #98 - breaken (12/25/2015) [-]
Toon or real?
User avatar #174 to #94 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I think she's a sublime m'lady.
User avatar #281 to #14 - gustavia (12/25/2015) [-]
Savage
#142 to #14 - floran (12/25/2015) [-]
dankest cold
User avatar #153 to #142 - navar (12/25/2015) [-]
Can i Get a Youtube Link?
User avatar #267 to #142 - dirtmelon (12/25/2015) [-]
Wait MLG videos are still funny???
User avatar #333 to #267 - letsmakeout (12/26/2015) [-]
This one is older than it looks.
User avatar #336 to #333 - dirtmelon (12/26/2015) [-]
That is very true
User avatar #228 to #142 - buddywuggle (12/25/2015) [-]
This, as of now, is the most MLG video I have ever seen.
#231 to #14 - rayeightk (12/25/2015) [-]
Have your three hundred and eighty first thumb.
You jolly wanker.
#323 to #231 - dankmemepepe (12/26/2015) [-]
More manly tears.
#257 to #14 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**First funny comment youve ever made.
User avatar #274 to #14 - iamchicken (12/25/2015) [-]
Is this a roast or a flirtation?
User avatar #276 to #274 - Sperit (12/25/2015) [-]
Both
you break her down till she feels like you are the only one who will love her
#277 to #276 - iamchicken (12/25/2015) [-]
Ah so you roast her then you eat her out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #278 to #277 - Sperit (12/25/2015) [-]
this anime looks ******
User avatar #280 to #278 - iamchicken (12/25/2015) [-]
I'll have you know WWE is without a doubt the best anime on earth.
User avatar #306 to #280 - Thundergod (12/26/2015) [-]
John Cena is top tier waifu.
#291 to #276 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/26/2015) [-]
This feels eerily truthful...
#322 to #274 - halcyonix (12/26/2015) [-]
Source: xkcd
User avatar #325 to #322 - teddybearlove (12/26/2015) [-]
DAMN That hit really ******* close to home...
#225 to #14 - thejusticar (12/25/2015) [-]
damn ***** , that ***** ice cold.
#124 to #14 - soule [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
I thought we were friends.
#149 to #124 - geofalke (12/25/2015) [-]
it's ok. just remember that he sings to his cats and posts it to youtube.

here, have a pug with breathing problems. it might not be a cute snek, but it's cute in an ugly kinda way.
Merry Christmas
ya faggot
<3
#250 to #149 - farted (12/25/2015) [-]
I've seen it once before, but does anyone have that video? I need it for my cringe folder.
User avatar #253 to #250 - thisisnotaname (12/25/2015) [-]
is it
is it this
Singing to my cats
#256 to #253 - farted (12/25/2015) [-]
Das it mayne.
Someone also made a roast video about him, but this is good enough for me. Thanks
#190 to #149 - spartantoaster ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
sounds like me when I eat I frighten my neighbors alot
User avatar #349 to #149 - tedankest (01/03/2016) [-]
All pugs have breathing problems
User avatar #339 to #149 - berniesanders (12/26/2015) [-]
Just remember that you are a white-knight virgin
#342 to #340 - berniesanders (12/26/2015) [-]
>cucked again
User avatar #184 to #124 - Sperit (12/25/2015) [-]
I still want you for Christmas
#143 to #124 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #53 to #14 - plerp (12/25/2015) [-]
******* brutal.
User avatar #55 to #14 - sanitarysan (12/25/2015) [-]
forget cool, that was ice cold.
User avatar #88 to #14 - traitortrooper ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
They said it was impossible to go below absolute zero. This proves otherwise.
#214 to #132 - letrollzor (12/25/2015) [-]
Have this one without the cartoon network logo
#180 to #14 - smartythechicken ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
that roast doe
User avatar #8 - iamchicken (12/25/2015) [-]
>horns
>batwings
>devil tail
>>Are you an elf?

Jesus i thought the kid was dyslexic not blind.
#337 to #8 - nipplemctwist (12/26/2015) [-]
Maybe the kid is retarded.
User avatar #299 to #8 - moorgar (12/26/2015) [-]
isn´t it obvious? he wrote the wrong words into his speech bubble
User avatar #22 to #8 - soule [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
He's, like, three. Holy **** give him a break.
User avatar #26 to #22 - iamchicken (12/25/2015) [-]
Well shiet fam i was just grabbing for a cheap giggle m8.
User avatar #31 to #26 - soule [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
BUT AT WHAT COST?
#36 to #31 - iamchicken (12/25/2015) [-]
AH **** ***** I DON'T KNOW I JUST LIVE HERE
User avatar #194 to #31 - edgecutter (12/25/2015) [-]
A cheap one. What, are you dyslexic too?
User avatar #220 to #194 - majestispaceduck ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
She does only have one eye, who knows what she sees in the replacement screen.
#240 to #220 - theemberblast (12/25/2015) [-]
For some reason i think the vision in her phone eye is replaced with what you might see on a phone screen.
#251 to #31 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm still fapping to your selfies evey single hour.
hope you love me like I love you.
#273 to #22 - colbatstar (12/25/2015) [-]
Reminds me of when that little girl goes 'Are you the tooth fairy?' to Optimus Prime in the first transformers movie.
User avatar #350 to #22 - tedankest (01/03/2016) [-]
Well than he's not dyslexic but ****** three. And seems pretty smart writing whole letters and names on stockings at three years old.
#316 to #22 - rousingloki (12/26/2015) [-]
I think he just doesn't actually exist
#87 - ablakguy ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Learn my pronouns ******** .
#7 - ashinydoornob ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
D'aww
0
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#229 to #144 - epicactual (12/25/2015) [-]
mirin the resets?
User avatar #237 to #229 - pikminpoo (12/25/2015) [-]
Trist early game is laughable compared to the mighty Draven
#241 to #237 - epicactual (12/25/2015) [-]
Its not Draven it's Draaaaaaven

Course I'm not afraid of no Draven
User avatar #242 to #241 - pikminpoo (12/25/2015) [-]
Get ready to have half your heath bar chunked out with 2 axes.
And then laugh as he can't get close to that 669 range late game
User avatar #244 to #242 - epicactual (12/25/2015) [-]
Well, thats why I got my jump

Damn straight
User avatar #310 to #244 - frankstein (12/26/2015) [-]
Just try jumping while a well timed Draven E is sent flying towards you.
#338 to #310 - epicactual (12/26/2015) [-]
just gonna have to time it better
User avatar #330 to #241 - hierophant (12/26/2015) [-]
I love to imagine that this is an actual possible conversation had on the fields between Draven and a support.

"Don't go into the bush Draven! It's dangerous!"
"Draaaaaven is the danger!"
#222 to #25 - zmranger (12/25/2015) [-]
I was about to post something about feels, but I need the sauce first, because I have no idea what was that all about...
User avatar #230 to #222 - epicactual (12/25/2015) [-]
League of legends, characters name is Tristana. She usually carries a big cannon, but skin turns her into a dragon tamer, hence the little dragon, whose name is Riggle.
#233 to #230 - zmranger (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
**zmranger used "*roll picture*"**
**zmranger rolled image**
Wtf? What skin? How is that realted to the little dragon? Is that his mother's skin? Sorry, I just never played LoL.
#239 to #233 - epicactual (12/25/2015) [-]
Nah its cool bro. See, in league, there are different "skins" for each champion that make them slightly different, you can think of them like...clothes I guess. One day I might want to wear a regular t-shirt, thats the default Tristana skin pic related , another day I might be getting ready for a family gathering so I put on the nicest shirt I have, hence the Rocket Girl Tristana skin, another day I may be feeling like a dragon costume would be pretty dank, thats the Dragon Tamer Tristana
#328 to #239 - llyatanvas (12/26/2015) [-]
well said, sir
i believe you removed any misconceptions as well as poppy's new ult
User avatar #269 to #233 - davidbowiesensei ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
A "skin" is a purchasable aesthetic change for Champions(playable characters) in League of Legends. Each champion has numerous different skins, and this one is the Dragon Tamer skin for the champion Tristana. This skin replaces her usual giant cannon with a baby dragon that shoots fireballs at command rather than cannonballs.

The above clip is the animation that plays whenever Tristana dies in game while the skin is in use. So yeah every time you die with that skin you get Lion King'd.
User avatar #272 to #233 - dofr (12/25/2015) [-]
GIVE ME SOURCE YOU SALTY DOG
#324 to #272 - hattaz (12/26/2015) [-]
**hattaz used "*roll picture*"**
**hattaz rolled image**Ninja Sex Party
User avatar #44 to #25 - theworst (12/25/2015) [-]
I never asked for this

T-T
#103 to #25 - titusbraovdo (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
How could you.
#50 to #25 - cozer (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry christmas to you to asshole.
#23 - whatareyouon (12/25/2015) [-]
this was pretty cute.
#302 to #23 - ogthegreat (12/26/2015) [-]
>Mfw cute ass owl.
User avatar #4 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Touching.

I like it.
User avatar #32 to #4 - ltbuttstrong (12/25/2015) [-]
Is that an invitation? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#45 to #32 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
A corpse should be left well alone.
User avatar #58 to #45 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
We already have a Lady Maria themed account?

That was fast.
User avatar #59 to #58 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I had to jump on it while I could. With how much I loved the fight, and how much people love Bloodborne, I figured it would be taken pretty quick.

I got lucky.
User avatar #303 to #59 - relvel (12/26/2015) [-]
I got IchorSpawned today for Christmas. I think I've got the hang of it.
User avatar #304 to #303 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Proud of you.
User avatar #60 to #59 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
My favorite fight will eternally be Father Gascoigne.
User avatar #65 to #45 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
>See corpse
>"Oh no is she right?"
>Go to see if shes right
>Attacks me

bitch.
#67 to #65 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #68 to #67 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
No you aren't.

And you were the easiest boss of the dlc.
User avatar #69 to #68 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I've heard that a lot, but at least I'm not the Living Failures.
User avatar #70 to #69 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
The Living Failures got me a more times than Maria.
Mostly that cosmic meteor **** .

The Orphan of Kos cooked mine and my friends ******* dinner though.
User avatar #74 to #70 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I've been fortunate enough to find Co-Op players to help me with the bosses, but of the ones that I've tried solo, the BSB filed my ******* taxes a lot.

I didn't even try the Witch of Hemwick or the Shadows of Yharnam solo, but I might try the One Reborn later.

But I'm expecting to get my garden fully watered.
User avatar #77 to #74 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I usually rely on co-op help as well. Usually, I play Souls games with my friend. Can barely imagine going a whole game solo. The Four Kings man, they deliver my ******* mail.
User avatar #121 to #77 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
This is the first "Souls" game that I've ever made good ******* headway in.

I'm up to Martyr Logarius/The One Reborn, which to me is ******* magic.

Martyr Logarius waxed my windows, though, with that dumbass magic stuff, and I can only assume that The One Reborn is gonna fax my tax reports even harder.
User avatar #129 to #121 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh mate **** Martyr Logarius, why am I using the Four Kings as my example, that cunt popped my popcorn so many times.

The One Reborns not too bad though, especially with one other person. Just run up the stairs, kill the bell people and stab him a bit. Run back up when he throws **** on the ground.
User avatar #145 to #129 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Martyr Logarius and his ******** spells are the reason I haven't attempted him a second time.

I warped out the first time because my compatriot died.
User avatar #71 to #70 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Living Failures only took me two tries. Maria took me an hour or so. Not as much as Ludwig or Kos I actually haven't beaten Orphan, yet , but certainly a great number of tries.

I dunno. Most people find Dark Souls 2 to be the easiest, but I find it the hardest. Lots of people think Bloodborne is one of the easier ones, too. I don't.

Oooooooooooh well.
User avatar #73 to #71 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Idunno, I can't think of any DS2 boss that gives me tons of trouble every time. Sometimes some do, depending on the order I go through them, but eh.
I'd say Bloodborne is equally, if not a bit harder than DS1 though, since both have a few bosses that take me right the **** down.

Bloodborne DLC wise, I think the Orphan of Kos gave me the most difficult. Then Ludwig. Then the Living Failures, Laurence and Maria. Maria is sort of similar to Gehrman in a way though, so, my dodge game was on ******* point because of how much I fought Gehrman.
User avatar #75 to #73 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Its just how it is, I guess. People find different things hard, because who knows. Strats, reflexes, instincts, reactions... whatever.

I'm more interested in the other aspects of the game, anyway. I don't mind being bad, because it just means I gotta take longer to beat them, so the fun lasts.
User avatar #78 to #75 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeee, gotta get that lore and fancy ass architecture.
User avatar #79 to #78 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Lore, interesting themes, cool aesthetic, awesome gameplay, great character building mechanics...

It's good stuff, man. It's really good stuff.
#80 to #79 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Bloodborne Soundtrack OST - Ludwig, The Accursed & Holy Blade (The Old Hunters) And the sickest ******* soundtrack
User avatar #81 to #80 - ladymaria ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Damn straight.
#30 - lukewarmpigeon (12/25/2015) [-]
this seems about normal for the life of little Jerry
#99 - kurbeh (12/25/2015) [-]
If you want to convince the child that you aren't a dude, just show him your other type of content : |
#72 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #216 to #72 - adu ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!... Here you go, have fun!"
#62 - valigar (12/25/2015) [-]
Easton's father doesn't have a stocking.
Easton's father isn't there for him.
Satan (through his Soule proxy) gave him a present.
Satan was a better father than this kids real father?
#178 - megatheman (12/25/2015) [-]
Bruh.
#51 - flamingbananas ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
ok soule this is adorable
User avatar #319 to #51 - andreweasley (12/26/2015) [-]
There are only two socks..... Where's the fathers sock? Dad is dead
#3 - limberlarry ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Its not porn and now im sad
#128 - mytwocents (12/25/2015) [-]
"burn them."

1st thought was, burn the kids.
#265 to #128 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
The sun is basically one giant continues nuclear blast. Space is basically filled with deadly radiation.
User avatar #232 to #128 - buddywuggle (12/25/2015) [-]
Seriously tho, how?
#243 to #232 - theemberblast (12/25/2015) [-]
the sun uses immense gravity and pressure to fuse hydrogen into helium. Nuclear fusion is only held at the suns core tho.
User avatar #266 to #232 - miniwilliam (12/25/2015) [-]
Do you actually want to know, because I can tell you in detail. Just used 2 weeks studying the inner workings of stars and writing a 15 page report about it. ****** mad cool.
User avatar #279 to #266 - buddywuggle (12/25/2015) [-]
Sure :3
User avatar #307 to #279 - miniwilliam (12/26/2015) [-]
Basically, stars are gigantic fusion reactors. When the gasses and dust that make up the star, mostly helium, get crushed sufficiently together by their own gravity, they eventually accumulate enough heat to begin fusing hydrogen into helium inside its core, through a process known as the PP-chain reaction, which entails the PP-I and PP-II, as well as the CNO process.

PP-chain reaction stands for proton-proton, and is basically when two protons fuse together to create Deuterium, which is incredibly unstable and decays almost imediately, a positron and a neutrino. The deuterium then fuses together with another proton to create helium-3 and gamma radiation. 2 helium-3 nuclei then fuse together to make helium-4 and 2 protons. Rince repeat. This chain reactions releases a gigantic amount of energy, which then counterbalances the stars gravity, which crushes it, with an internal pressure pushing it apart.

The CNO-process stands for carbon-nitrogen-oxygen, but in a star the size of our sun it is not that relevant, as it is only about 1.2% of the total energy production, whereas PP-I is give or take 85%, and PP-II is give or take 14%.

So basically, stars that are not red giants/super giants do not even burn oxygen. They technically don't even burn. They fuse plasmic gasses in the core, which creates a ******* of energy in the form of thermic energy, which releases copious amounts of light. The more surface area, the more light it can emmit.
User avatar #308 to #307 - miniwilliam (12/26/2015) [-]
To correct myself, I meant mostly hydrogen. Not helium.
User avatar #318 to #308 - Haentar (12/26/2015) [-]
So the bigger the sun, the faster it'll emit energy in/as light?
User avatar #344 to #318 - miniwilliam (12/26/2015) [-]
The bigger the star, the more it will be crushed under its own gravity, the more heat it will accumulate in its core, the faster it will need to fuse lighter elements into heavier elements to counteract its gravitational pressure. Faster fusion also means higher energy production, and that it uses up the hydrogen faster and has to move on to fusing helium into carbon earlier.
User avatar #345 to #344 - Haentar (12/26/2015) [-]
Right, but I meant does the sun need to emit light energy? Then, the surface area would be pretty important in the scheme of this
User avatar #346 to #345 - miniwilliam (12/26/2015) [-]
Light is more of a biproduct, so to speak. If you have thermic energy, you have light. The reason that it shines brighter the bigger it is, and therefor the more surface area it has, is due to the light scattering out more, since almost all the energy is produce in the core. Mind you one thing, the light that leaves the star and shines outwards can be anywhere between 8 weeks to hundreds of thousands of years old, due to it reflecting around inside the star.
User avatar #235 to #232 - gloriouschad (12/25/2015) [-]
It's a bunch of hydrogen and magic **** like that burning. Basically a nuclear reactor or some **** .
User avatar #236 to #235 - buddywuggle (12/25/2015) [-]
But where does the sun get so much feces?
User avatar #238 to #236 - gloriouschad (12/25/2015) [-]
>astronauts poop
>astronauts fire poop into sun
>sun refuels with astronaut poop
Bam, science... probably
User avatar #34 - Zombiefried ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Question: Can you see out of that eye or is your depth perception complete **** now?
User avatar #38 to #34 - soule [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
As long as the screen is functioning I can see from it.
#312 to #29 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
sauce?
#314 to #312 - theroflcer (12/26/2015) [-]
Midori no hibi
#315 to #314 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Ty,

Merry Christmas.
#43 - themtaw (12/25/2015) [-]
If it makes you feel any better I get called ma'am on the phone so often then when an older guy called me "little lady" last week my first thought was "It's Ma'am god damn it!"... and yes I am a man....
#37 - thesinful ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
Cute
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