Deaf Husband Finds Out Wife is Pregnant
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blueboysixnine ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] 
At least he has the best excuse to never get up in the night to stop it crying
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carloscondit (01/01/2016) [-]
what if the baby is deaf? then no one has to get up in the middle of the night
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tbagbandit (12/31/2015) [-] He isn't getting away with **** , instead of being asked to or waking up to do it, guess who is getting smacked and violently shaken to get the baby at night. That's right kids the deaf guy.
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phoenixreborn (12/31/2015) [-] because his eyesight could be bad, so he would need them.
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blowbags ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
www.metatube.com/en/videos/230358/Family-Guy-A-Deaf-Person-Smoking-from-Secondhand-Spoke/
lol reminds me of the family guy bit
"a deaf person smoking...that's... that's weird, why is that weird"
lol reminds me of the family guy bit
"a deaf person smoking...that's... that's weird, why is that weird"
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captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-] To make sure he stays only deaf, instead of deaf and blind
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anon (12/31/2015) [-] My wife had a miscarriage the first time she got pregnant.
We tried for a baby again a year later, and she managed to successfully give birth to our child; a little girl we named Anna.
Fast forward 1 month later.
I had to work late one day and my wife said she would stay with her mother until tomorrow morning. Okay cool, it sounded like a great plan.
Her mother drove by to pick them up and on the way to her home, a driver who was speeding on a road with a blind spot crashed dead into their car which veered them off the road and caused the car to flip over.
Our child was impaled by glass, my mother in law had heavy blunt trauma to her chest and my wife was bruised. All of them died except for my wife who made it out with only a few bruises, but she killed herself a few days later from the mental stress.
It still hits me hard and I am glad to see things like this, but in the back of my mind; rage, envy, and woe linger.
We tried for a baby again a year later, and she managed to successfully give birth to our child; a little girl we named Anna.
Fast forward 1 month later.
I had to work late one day and my wife said she would stay with her mother until tomorrow morning. Okay cool, it sounded like a great plan.
Her mother drove by to pick them up and on the way to her home, a driver who was speeding on a road with a blind spot crashed dead into their car which veered them off the road and caused the car to flip over.
Our child was impaled by glass, my mother in law had heavy blunt trauma to her chest and my wife was bruised. All of them died except for my wife who made it out with only a few bruises, but she killed herself a few days later from the mental stress.
It still hits me hard and I am glad to see things like this, but in the back of my mind; rage, envy, and woe linger.
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ladyrazor (01/01/2016) [-] The feels are to real with this. I experienced something similar 2 months ago.
I found out I was pregnant after visiting my boyfriend, and within two weeks I miscarried and he left me for about a month while sorting through his emotions. That sit puts you in a dark place no one can really understand.
Yeah we might be back together but that emotional damage is still real.
I found out I was pregnant after visiting my boyfriend, and within two weeks I miscarried and he left me for about a month while sorting through his emotions. That sit puts you in a dark place no one can really understand.
Yeah we might be back together but that emotional damage is still real.
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anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Saw something similar happen to a family friend. Except the wife and the kid died and the guy killed himself. I'm truly sorry bro. The world is a ****** up place but you gotta keep it together and stay strong. I'll go full religion-fag here and say they're in a better place now and you'll see 'em again. Posting anon to avoid hate for including religion
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sedativechunk (12/31/2015) [-] Wow, that's terrible. I'm so sorry. I don't even know how to respond to that. I've lost lovers but never children nor had anyone die like that. That has to be really hard to put one foot in front of the other every day with those terrible memories.
It sucks to hear this but you have to move on with your life. You need to let go of the anger, it never accomplishes everything. It is not about the pain of getting knocked down but how you get back up. You are a strong person for still carrying on with your life. I've found life always works out when you keep your head up and a positive attitude.
I hope one day you find a new wife and can have a fair chance at being a father and having a family again. I hear stories about catastrophes, one with 9/11. A woman lost her husband in the trade centers and one day driving far out of state she seen another vehicle with angel wings or something. The person in the vehicle was a guy that lost his wife in the trade centers or something, I can't remember the exact events. But they ended up getting married. I also heard someone that got ****** up in the Boston bombings ended up meeting his fiance (or wife now) as a nurse when he went in for injuries. Sometimes traumatic events open new doors in life. I'm not trying to justify what happened to your child nor say it was some religious crap of fate. But I am saying there is a light at the end of the tunnel and life works in mysterious ways. If you keep moving on, positive things will come again.
It sucks to hear this but you have to move on with your life. You need to let go of the anger, it never accomplishes everything. It is not about the pain of getting knocked down but how you get back up. You are a strong person for still carrying on with your life. I've found life always works out when you keep your head up and a positive attitude.
I hope one day you find a new wife and can have a fair chance at being a father and having a family again. I hear stories about catastrophes, one with 9/11. A woman lost her husband in the trade centers and one day driving far out of state she seen another vehicle with angel wings or something. The person in the vehicle was a guy that lost his wife in the trade centers or something, I can't remember the exact events. But they ended up getting married. I also heard someone that got ****** up in the Boston bombings ended up meeting his fiance (or wife now) as a nurse when he went in for injuries. Sometimes traumatic events open new doors in life. I'm not trying to justify what happened to your child nor say it was some religious crap of fate. But I am saying there is a light at the end of the tunnel and life works in mysterious ways. If you keep moving on, positive things will come again.
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arandomanon ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] I had a... similar experience I don't want to talk about. At least I hope you are still with your wife, that sometimes is a comfort... to be with someone who shares your pain and knows what you are going through... I sadly can't say the same.
I know what you feel, when I see these kind of posts I feel the same way.
I know what you feel, when I see these kind of posts I feel the same way.
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eggsontoast ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] >but she killed herself a few days later from the mental stress.
He's alone too bro.
He's alone too bro.
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eggsontoast ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] You're alright mate. Just letting you know that if what he says is true then he's right there with ya. Regardless though. I hope you both have a positive new year and hopefully some epic cool **** happens to you guys.
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arandomanon ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] At this point, I have pretty much given up on life. I'm still living just because I don't want to hurt people who care about me going an hero. But thanks for your wish.
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eggsontoast ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] Aye. For sure mate. But If ya ever need to talk, hit me up. I'm on almost every night all night.
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arandomanon ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] Well it was mine to begin with. I don't know how did I miss that.
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arandomanon ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] >>#48,
Yeah, I should take some classes. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I should take some classes. I'm sorry.
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crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-] Given the Murrica justice system, probably a weekend in jail and a 100 dollar fine.
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fuckscreennames (12/31/2015) [-] good god i hope you're Australian cuz i don't know what else to say besides "you'll be right"
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castereleven (12/31/2015) [-] Jesus Christ. How can you even type this out on this website full of strangers?
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catburglarpenis (12/31/2015) [-] I've had a rough ass life but nothing like that. Hang on brother, it's up to you now to make the dead means something. They... can't do it anymore.
Le'Tiff Roberson, best friend and valiant defender of the weak: Dead at 12 because of a KKK drive-by.
Matt Bockstruck, dead at all due to asthma attack. School had his inhaler, but thought he was faking it.
Anamarie Camacho, troop leader for Master-At-Arms class 290. Dead at age 19, victim of a double murder suicide in Bahrain, late 2007.
Make them mean something. It's all you can do. I know I can do a better job than the people responsible for their deaths. I'm sure you have a job to do as well. Don't give up.
Le'Tiff Roberson, best friend and valiant defender of the weak: Dead at 12 because of a KKK drive-by.
Matt Bockstruck, dead at all due to asthma attack. School had his inhaler, but thought he was faking it.
Anamarie Camacho, troop leader for Master-At-Arms class 290. Dead at age 19, victim of a double murder suicide in Bahrain, late 2007.
Make them mean something. It's all you can do. I know I can do a better job than the people responsible for their deaths. I'm sure you have a job to do as well. Don't give up.
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brokenhalf (12/31/2015) [-] Ah man... Thats rough man... If thats all true then i am trully sorry you had that happen to you....
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pokemonstheshiz (12/31/2015) [-] he's about to be a dad, he'll be dealing with other's bodily fluids sooner or later
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lathyrusvii (12/31/2015) [-] Sooner, rather than later, since to make a kid... it uh... um... ... when a man and a woman love eachother more or less pretty much....
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lathyrusvii (12/31/2015) [-] Shut up, squirting is basically pee, it's science, anyway, shutup.
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kiaserzerg (12/31/2015) [-] dude, 2 weeks ago my girl accidently chafed the hell out of her ass with that industrial 1 ply sand paper that work places normally stock for the bathrooms, and i had to apply vaseline on the ring and in the ring for a week.
im not complaining, it was actually pretty fun.
im not complaining, it was actually pretty fun.
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boomerpyro (12/31/2015) [-] she didn't even quit half way, she must have tried wiping the inside of her ass too.
or maybe she just likes the fingering, or maybe she's scared of her ass growing shut
or maybe she just likes the fingering, or maybe she's scared of her ass growing shut
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boomerpyro (12/31/2015) [-] of course i do, but i would have stopped before then if i suddenly lacked 1 or 2 layers of ass
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crazysciencehobo (12/31/2015) [-]
Ten years later:
Son (signing, durr): Hey dad tell me a dad joke.
Dad with +10 Deafiosity: I would son, but I've never heard one before.
Son (signing, durr): Hey dad tell me a dad joke.
Dad with +10 Deafiosity: I would son, but I've never heard one before.
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joshkroger (12/31/2015) [-] That's sweet and all but I never really understood these kinds of videos.
"I'm pregnant"
"Well yeah, I ****** you without a condom a week ago. We planned this, remember?"
"I'm pregnant"
"Well yeah, I ****** you without a condom a week ago. We planned this, remember?"
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therealfell (12/31/2015) [-] maybe they were trying and couldn't get pregnant for a long time
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swimmingprodigy (12/31/2015) [-] Getting a girl pregnant isn't 100% guaranteed everytime you do it with no protection, it's surprisingly hard to get a girl pregnant. They may have been trying for 6+ months because there's only a small window open for a few days about a week before the woman has her period that the sperm has a chance to make contract with the egg
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hirollin (12/31/2015) [-]
It's a nice gesture but somehow I can only think that she combined both food and sticks she peed on in the same bag.
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windlordvaati (12/31/2015) [-]
Obviously. One of those thing is food. The other is something you eat. I'm just pointing out its rather silly to say " Its weird that the thing that she peed on (which can totally be rinsed after the fact) is in a bad with two totally sealed items. Its not like she pissed on them and then immediately mixed salsa up with it.
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payseht (12/31/2015) [-] His reaction warmed my heart but the fact she peed on those removes a little of this otherwise beautiful moment...
