Dead comp. .. Well who gave the burial plot a gun to begin with!?
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User avatar #5 - acheryus (03/17/2014) [+] (26 replies)
how do you die after 6 min in a sauna?! I have been in a sauna for over 30 min before and came out an felt fine.
User avatar #8 to #5 - joiik ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
he actually cheated and had some sort of lotion on him, but he was a ******* retard since the sauna was over a 100 degrees celcius hot and the lotion started boiling and he got boiled alive
User avatar #1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Well who gave the burial plot a gun to begin with!?
#21 - confusedasian (03/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
That new bride one just.   
   
That's so sad. Probably the happiest day of your life and you die on the same day.
That new bride one just.

That's so sad. Probably the happiest day of your life and you die on the same day.
#37 - twofreegerbils (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.

Bell rings. Is no wind.

Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?"

Voice says "Yes!"

"Born winter of 1927?"

"Yes!"

"Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957"

"Niet, am still living!"

"Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.

Such is life in Moscow.
User avatar #7 - vikingpizza (03/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've decided that I want to die in a beer flood
Or in a threesome
Or a threesome during a beer flood
Yeah, that one sounds good
User avatar #17 - mcstorms (03/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Beat to death with his own leg talk about adding insult to injury.
#18 to #17 - vonspyder (03/18/2014) [-]
Ide call you a saddistic equinecrophile but thatd be beating a dead horse.
Ide call you a saddistic equinecrophile but thatd be beating a dead horse.
User avatar #16 - infinitereaper (03/17/2014) [-]
You would think after drinking so much carrot juice he would have gained the foresight to stop
#98 - Silverseraph (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Edward II of England died when a red-hot iron was inserted in his backside."

Sounds like that iron really rectum.
#89 - nuclearderp (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Being killed by someone injecting you with soup seems like something that would happen in DayZ.
Being killed by someone injecting you with soup seems like something that would happen in DayZ.
#30 - indulge (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I just can't buy into the idea of spontaneous human combustion, there's gotta be some legitimate scientific reason someone would just burst into flames.   
   
 Unless all of the deaths involve hot pockets
I just can't buy into the idea of spontaneous human combustion, there's gotta be some legitimate scientific reason someone would just burst into flames.

Unless all of the deaths involve hot pockets
#125 - raberintodesu (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What I learned today: World Sauna Championships are an actual thing.
#117 - pappathethird (03/18/2014) [-]
pretty BA to kill your killer after you've been decapitated
pretty BA to kill your killer after you've been decapitated
#101 - chupavisor ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Just to clarify. Adolf Frederick didn't eat HIMSELF to death. He ate beyond what his body could handle, resulting in death.
#52 - ImmortalBaconEater (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I wonder if I can get drunk before I suffocate…"
#122 - mrgoodlove (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
***** ate himself to death?!
User avatar #87 - somekornchick (03/18/2014) [+] (10 replies)
how did his burial plot shoot him?
#46 - marcassin (03/18/2014) [-]
**marcassin rolled a random image posted in comment #8130297 at Safe For Work Random Board **what will kill me
**marcassin rolled a random image posted in comment #8130297 at Safe For Work Random Board **what will kill me
#130 - blizzeh ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Burial plots shoot people and wooden legs beat them to death? Also does the lightning strike seem a little too convenient to anyone else?
#32 - fukkenname (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
So what you're saying is that he was not fatally shot to life?
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