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User avatar #13 - hudis (01/14/2014) [-]
>be playing DayZ this morning
>approaching the elektro fire station
>sweet, all the doors are shut, seems it's not looted yet
>happily making my way up the floors to the tower
>suddenly footsteps
>static over mic
>static is replaced with VIOLENT RUSSIAN SHOUTING
>dude in camo appears with an m4
> ****** .jpg
>comrade srsbznz is mad pissed someone broke into his tower
>i go "woah woah woah take it easy man, here, let me just drop my axe, you can take all my stuff, just don't shoot, alright? here, take whatever you want and I'll be on my way
>get down on both knees with hands on my head, backpack and axe dropped to the ground
>comrade srsbznz sits quietly aiming at me, obviously debating his decision
>"come on, man"
>finally hear something resembling a russian command in the background
>comrade srsbznz pulls the trigger
>You are dead

The day I was subject to a russian execution reminiscent of Soviet times.
#355 to #13 - Anemophobia (02/09/2014) [-]
Hey guys if you are looking for a group and can play on a server based in the UK let me know. The clan and server is Stweart1911's who made a top review on Steam for the game. We are looking for members but more specifically players who can fill the role of medic or scavenger. We already have some members from FJ
Hey guys if you are looking for a group and can play on a server based in the UK let me know. The clan and server is Stweart1911's who made a top review on Steam for the game. We are looking for members but more specifically players who can fill the role of medic or scavenger. We already have some members from FJ
User avatar #348 to #13 - inferuz (01/18/2014) [-]
You can kneel now? I remember you can salute and sit (around the fire at night, best thing ever).
User avatar #327 to #13 - inferuz (01/15/2014) [-]
So he was actually russian? What server do you play? Anyway when they say that kind of stuff is better to not give a damn.

Happened in my game once and the dudes where "bandits"(skin), and help me out of elektro into the church roof in the middle, they tried to mug me and in the end i joined the gang and sniped people in elektro.

This was such a good game.
User avatar #338 to #327 - hudis (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, it was definitely Russian. I play across multiple servers, tends to vary, seeing as the Standalone is still so unstable and prone to bad latency and fps both, depending on which server you're on.
User avatar #342 to #338 - inferuz (01/15/2014) [-]
There are no servers of your country? Even my miserable third world country had around 3 servers(pirate).
User avatar #343 to #342 - hudis (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh, yes, Sweden has tonnes of servers but I do my best to avoid Swedes on the internet.
User avatar #316 to #13 - misterobotunicorn (01/15/2014) [-]
Such is life in DayZ
User avatar #237 to #13 - steelwoolsheep (01/15/2014) [-]
my first time playing standalone, me and my group of 4 people were wiped out by 3 russians with m4's. it was terrifying hearing them scream at us in russian.
User avatar #241 to #237 - hudis (01/15/2014) [-]
They're always so ******* loud, man. Either it's *UNINTELLIGIBLE RUSSIAN COMMANDS BOOMING LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE* or it's "FRIENDLY FRIENDLY FRIENDLY FRIENDLY DON'T SHOOT PLZZZZ DON'T SHOOT FRIENDLY FRIENDLY".
User avatar #243 to #241 - steelwoolsheep (01/15/2014) [-]
after i got shot i heard my friends yelling "oh god is he dead?" then a bunch of russian yelling and my friends screaming. ;-;
User avatar #244 to #243 - hudis (01/15/2014) [-]
"bunch of russian yelling and my friends screaming"

Best summary of DayZ Standalone I've ever heard.
User avatar #246 to #244 - steelwoolsheep (01/15/2014) [-]
ive always wanted to join a russian server and find an awesome russian guy and we would survive speaking broken english. it would be adorable
#217 to #13 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Eeeeh, that MIGHT have been me, I tend to do stuff like that.... albeit I usually dont execute if they've surrendered and all
#197 to #13 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
What happens if you die? Do you not just re-spawn? If so, why would you surrender rather than shoot at him? Never played the game Downloading it now though
User avatar #202 to #197 - hudis (01/14/2014) [-]
One of the greatest charms of the game is also pretending that you're actually trying to stay alive in a zombie apocalypse, so that's a contributing factor as well. Even if you walk away in your underpants and nothing else, you will still have survived another encounter and can possibly last the day if you work hard enough to find stuff again.
User avatar #201 to #197 - hudis (01/14/2014) [-]
Because I had loads of food, drink and other gear (like a jacket, cargo pants, etc) that I didn't want to lose so I was willing to walk away unarmed if he would let me.
User avatar #124 to #13 - twofreegerbils ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
>Russian
>M4
Pig disgusting
+4
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User avatar #41 to #13 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
>roll up to the base above zelenogorsk
>everything looks closed
>start looting
>get some sweet gear and ammo which i needed.
>head towards the final barracks beyond that one gate.
>gate is opened.
>"hey this shouldn't be o... you are dead.
User avatar #43 to #41 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
below zeleno sorry*
#26 to #13 - CXJokerXD (01/14/2014) [-]
S...						****					 that was dark.   
   
 Seemed a bit unnecessary to surrender if he would take everything either way though.
S... **** that was dark.

Seemed a bit unnecessary to surrender if he would take everything either way though.
User avatar #39 to #26 - hudis (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh and people usually only take what they need, so I would still keep most of my stuff if he had been feeling merciful.
User avatar #38 to #26 - hudis (01/14/2014) [-]
Well, I only had an axe and he had an M4, was five metres across the room and halfway up a staircase. The only chance I had to survive was to immediately surrender and hope he would let me walk away (even if it'd be without pants as is usually the case).
#139 to #38 - doubledisme (01/14/2014) [-]
honestly if it were real life I would have done the same thing
any one who says other wise is probably lying
#325 to #139 - popnotes (01/15/2014) [-]
**** that **** , I would lean to the side and look behind him and yell "TAKE THE SHOT, MARK!" and when he turns around I'd cleave the bitch right in his spine.

Hahaha just kidding I'd drop everything and cry
#177 to #139 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Real life yes, game **** no
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