Dayz in a Nutshell. . WEIRD. THERE MIGHT BE A COUPLE BAD "r' ! mla TO- I' M Miaa) lua TO THINK A WORLD OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIEU MIGHT MT ACTUALLY BE TEAT FUN.... >be playing DayZ this morning >approaching the elektro fire station >sweet, all the doors are shut, seems it's not looted yet >happily making my way
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Dayz in a Nutshell

WEIRD. THERE MIGHT BE A
COUPLE BAD "r' ! mla TO-
I' M Miaa) lua TO THINK A
WORLD OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIEU MIGHT MT
ACTUALLY BE TEAT FUN...
...
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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User avatar #13 - hudis (01/14/2014) [+] (27 replies)
>be playing DayZ this morning
>approaching the elektro fire station
>sweet, all the doors are shut, seems it's not looted yet
>happily making my way up the floors to the tower
>suddenly footsteps
>static over mic
>static is replaced with VIOLENT RUSSIAN SHOUTING
>dude in camo appears with an m4
> ****** .jpg
>comrade srsbznz is mad pissed someone broke into his tower
>i go "woah woah woah take it easy man, here, let me just drop my axe, you can take all my stuff, just don't shoot, alright? here, take whatever you want and I'll be on my way
>get down on both knees with hands on my head, backpack and axe dropped to the ground
>comrade srsbznz sits quietly aiming at me, obviously debating his decision
>"come on, man"
>finally hear something resembling a russian command in the background
>comrade srsbznz pulls the trigger
>You are dead

The day I was subject to a russian execution reminiscent of Soviet times.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I really want a Zombie game that's like Skyrim... but with zombies, and stuff. And super realistic.
#4 to #3 - sylaz (01/14/2014) [-]
There already is a game like that, you just have to take away the super realistic demand.
#1 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
that's enough posting for today.
#65 - soopfox (01/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#8 - bigmaeck (01/14/2014) [+] (36 replies)
>Playing Day Z    
>Need to drink water badly    
>Find Pump in Elektro    
>Drink Water    
>Look around    
>2 dead bodies, both with weapons    
>sweet, need 						****					    
>start looting and taking guns    
>suddenly Fresh Prince of Bell Air starts playing over Open Chat    
>look around for source    
>Realize my mistake    
>15 dead bodies circling the other 2    
>commence 						*******					 of pants    
>run like a mofo    
>dont stop until Berezino    
>I now call this server the Brown Server    
>this song will now forever haunt me
>Playing Day Z
>Need to drink water badly
>Find Pump in Elektro
>Drink Water
>Look around
>2 dead bodies, both with weapons
>sweet, need ****
>start looting and taking guns
>suddenly Fresh Prince of Bell Air starts playing over Open Chat
>look around for source
>Realize my mistake
>15 dead bodies circling the other 2
>commence ******* of pants
>run like a mofo
>dont stop until Berezino
>I now call this server the Brown Server
>this song will now forever haunt me
#122 - virtigo (01/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
You don't die in DayZ because he's a higher level than you or is more experienced.
He had a gun, and you didn't.
User avatar #199 - SubjectThree (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>First time playing DayZ. Character has just clothes.
>Explore town, find Fire Extinguisher and canned tuna.
>Random zombie attack. BEat zombie to death with fire extinguisher.
>Travel down road for a LOOOOONG time.
>Find shipping dock.
>About to go into first building when some ******* tries to shoot me. Two bullets hit the doorframe.
>Just start bolting.
>Make it into another building. Close the foor
>Find fire axe. Fire axe beats extinguisher at killing IMO. Equip axe
> Hide by door waiting for ******* with a gun to enter.
>Door flies open.
> Yell "WAAAAAAAGH!" into mic. Take down player in one swing.
>Player I killed was not ******* .
>Player was not alone. Player buddy assumes I'm a bandit. Levels me with crowbar.
> Last thing I see is player buddy get headshotted by ******* .
>Respawn.
#175 - jalthelas (01/14/2014) [+] (12 replies)
All they need to do with DayZ is add PvE servers for the people that just want to worry about zombies.
#185 to #175 - falinos (01/14/2014) [-]
might as well make a walking simulation game
#44 - jbodell (01/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Recently I have started playing DAYZ (a zombie survival game) and would like to share my experience with my first human interaction.

There I was running through a major city being chased by four zombies. I had no weapon and was starting death straight in the eyes. When suddenly like angels from above four humans come running out of nowhere and destroy the undead scum. They ask if i was ok and if i need medical attention, after healing me and supplying me with water(I was very dehydrated) they explained how the game works and how to survive. As if they had not helped me enough they drop a rifle for me to pick up and continue my fight. After picking pt my m91-30 and equipping the weapon I hear of voice chat "HE"S GOT A GUN!!!" they then proceed to kill me with axes and laugh as they take all the gear off my dead body. I LOVE THIS GAME!
User avatar #129 - puffyclouds ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
> spawn in game
> find kiwi
> punch zombies to death
> gets ahot for no reason
> 10/10 game
User avatar #24 - ciarancrashy (01/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I find that Rust is a much better game than Dayz. However the player base for both is the same. Actually I think rusts might be worse. Still fun though. Nothing more satisfying than beating a guy to death with a rock and stealing his chicken.
#219 - jxj (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
*cough*
#6 - somepeople (01/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Hopefully GTA5 will come out with an 'Undead Nightmare'.

I WOULD SPLOOGE!!!
#289 - bobfaget (01/15/2014) [-]
Day Z, I LOVE day Z!
#200 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #31 - ilikecawk (01/14/2014) [-]
I handcuffed someone in airfield once then force fed him 12 rotten kiwis. We both sat there waiting for the inevitable message of 'My mouth feels fuzzy.' but it never came. I kept us both fed and watered for an hour and still nothing. Shocked, I uncuffed him and let him go. He ran off as I stood there flabbergasted as to how strong his immune system was. I might have just let the cure for AIDS slip through my fingers.
User avatar #149 - gammajk (01/14/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I REALLY hope they come out with an open-world zombie survival game that ISN'T A ******* ZOMBIE-THEMED PVP GAME. I want to be able to build, fortify a town or a prison like The Walking Dead or something and go on scavenging runs and recruit new people instead of just getting ******* shot on sight for literally no reason. I want the ZOMBIES to be the threat, not bandit ********* . I hate the ******* bandit mentality of these games so ******* much
User avatar #267 - darthlegolas (01/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
say what you will, but i prefer the minecraft version of this game (minez). the zombies are just as hard (if not harder) to escape from but the people playing online tend to be nicer.
#273 to #267 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/15/2014) [-]
Sounds like someone can't run Dayz
#57 - ghostofgemini (01/14/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I tried DayZ when it was still only an ARMA mod.

I respect the ambition, scale, and "accuracy" of it, but I personally found it completely un-enjoyable.
User avatar #10 - generaljosh (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Being a new spawn is the most fun part of the game. It's like being a child. You don't have any responsibilities, you don't care about dying, and you don't own any stuff.

When you're a new spawn, you can actually interact with people. Once you get a gun and equipment, you're too scared to interact with anyone besides friends and new spawns, and usually you have to shoot on sight.
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