Okay, so the first one went better than bad, so I'll do another one. This story is kind of where the barriers between Son and Father started to fall, and we became best friends.
>Be 16 years old
>New Years Eve (so 2005)
>Dad has some people over, they drink it up downstairs with the pool table
>I have my friend over, who we'll call Lockerface (That's another story)
>Also have first long term girlfriend over, 7/10
>We chill in my bedroom to avoid drunk adults
>Lockerface plays Xbox on one side of the room, while I try to get my manhood on
>Hear people coming upstairs, quickly join Lockerface for a game of GRAW
>Girlfriend laughs at us as she watches, buttoning up her pants
>Suddenly, Dad hulk smashes my bedroom door open
>He looks from my shocked face, Lockerface's terrified face, and my girlfriends bewildered face
>He looks back down the hallway and yells "MY BOYS A MAN!" to his buddies
>We all throw on our best poker face
>Dad points to me in his drunken stupidity, and says real calmly "We're going streaking, bitch, lets go."
>I try to call his bluff, and girlfriend, Lockerface, and I follow him to the back deck.
>The whole party joins us on the deck
>6 inches of solid snow was not about to stop this mans' naked quest
>Dad steps out into the yard, and his clothes go ******* MIA in a fraction of a second
>I look at girlfriend, who is losing her ****, and decide to be Alpha
>I get completely nude, but am smart enough to keep my shoes on, due to the snow
>Dad yells "GO!" and begins sprinting down the trail behind our house, which is lined with other fenceless houses
>I sprint after him, then hear someone behind me
>Lockerface has now joined the naked party
>Look back forward, just in time to see Dad eat ****, falling flat on his face
>Just as I catch up, I hear this guy yell real loud "FAGGOT!"
>Dad ninjas to his feet faster than he lost his clothes
>Dad yells "**** PUSSY!" and spears this guy like he's sacking Brandon Weeden (Browns QB)
> I laugh as my Dad is now full mount on this guy, punching him, naked
>We sprint back to the house together, leaving the guy in the snow
>Run inside, party follows in hysterics
>Dad cracks me open a beer and yells "THIS ****** DESERVES THIS! GO GET YOUR DICK WET!"
>I take one long drink of the beer, then go back to my room with girlfriend
>Nobody noticed I never put my clothes back on
Green Thumbs = Another story