Daylight Savings. Damn, even with daylight savings, my record is only an hour. ASTER Hill " "bullit. Ok guys just so everyone is clear the joke is that he lasted 30 seconds but with daylight savings time went forward an hour. Hence an hour and 30 seconds. I fel sex hour daylight nightlight aesop Rock
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Damn, even with daylight savings, my record is only an hour

ASTER Hill " "bullit
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Submitted: 03/09/2014
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User avatar #1 - larrynonymous (03/09/2014) [+] (15 replies)
How do I stay in the fine vagine for longer?
User avatar #4 to #1 - mrgoodlove (03/09/2014) [-]
I don't know, but some advice to get into a vagine don't call it a vagine
User avatar #16 - justaperson (03/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Ok guys just so everyone is clear the joke is that he lasted 30 seconds but with daylight savings time went forward an hour. Hence an hour and 30 seconds. I felt like there was some confusion going on down there. I'm looking at you applescryatnight
#22 - GEARBOY (03/10/2014) [+] (31 replies)
I have this wierd disorder where it is almost impossible to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. I have no problem ejaculating during masturbation but never in bed (despite even trying with different women and  no it's not my penis size either, I have a healthy 5.7-6 inch or so )   
   
My 'first time' lasted 4 hours.....   
   
No I didn't ejaculate - I was so exhausted that 'I' faked an orgasm - just so I could go get a drink. Does anyone else have this problem? Or know how to fix it?
I have this wierd disorder where it is almost impossible to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. I have no problem ejaculating during masturbation but never in bed (despite even trying with different women and no it's not my penis size either, I have a healthy 5.7-6 inch or so )

My 'first time' lasted 4 hours.....

No I didn't ejaculate - I was so exhausted that 'I' faked an orgasm - just so I could go get a drink. Does anyone else have this problem? Or know how to fix it?
#49 - kewwu (03/10/2014) [-]
did not know that it was a trend to carry stopwatches with you.
#7 - include (03/09/2014) [-]
Dat title, i see what you did there.
Dat title, i see what you did there.
User avatar #72 - zombygoast (03/10/2014) [-]
I've seen this picture four times and I just now got it.
User avatar #51 - imofcnotharveydent (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
whats the daylight saving thing??
#32 - vileinsect (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
oh boy. does blowup doll considered woman nowadays
oh boy. does blowup doll considered woman nowadays
#64 to #32 - herbolifee (03/10/2014) [-]
* Are blowup dolls considered women nowadays.
#20 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [-]
I work delivery, and we average well under 20 minutes most of the time for time on delivery. Last night I went out and had what should have been a 19 minute delivery, but registered in our system as a 79 minute delivery. My boss about shat herself
#13 - applescryatnight ONLINE (03/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
hold on a second.
i am a plebeian virgin (totally of my own free will)
how does one have sex for that long?
does that mean they did it multiple times for an hour,
or did he do it once and it lasted a whole hour.
jeez that just sounds so long.
User avatar #41 to #13 - kaiizel (03/10/2014) [-]
Alcohol. I know this. My vagina has never been so sore.
User avatar #12 - manofparody (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know if it was the condom or not, but I lasted for over an hour the first time I had sex. I haven't lasted that long since then, and we also use different condoms now, so I blame that condom, cause sex did not even feel that great while wearing it.
#9 - theannoyingFJguy (03/10/2014) [-]
Did somebody say SAVINGS?
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (03/09/2014) [-]
With breaks every fifteen - thirty minutes for snacks and gatorade, it's easy to go three hours. Clear your schedule for the next day though, you'll need the recovery period.
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