DayZ. The Russian servers tend to get a little violent when people can't understand what you are saying, Or are just violent... Canadian Servers. >Be American playing American Dayz Server >Walking around when I get held up by two other Americans >Start talking in Russian accent for some reason, I dayz Russian canada violent
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The Russian servers tend to get a little violent when people can't understand what you are saying, Or are just violent..

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#3 - docvolto (01/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Be American playing American Dayz Server
>Walking around when I get held up by two other Americans
>Start talking in Russian accent for some reason, I guess I was panicked
>Suddenly hail of bullets takes down the bandits
>About 7-10 Guys come pouring out of the nearby hills
>Its some group of Russian guys
>"Is you ok comrade?"
>"Am good comrade!"
>"Is good Day!"
>They all begin to chant "OHHH RAAAAAH!!!!!"
>I join in and we go pillaging
>MFW that experiance
User avatar #19 - Infernal (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just had my first DayZ moment yesterday

>Playing DayZ
>Spawn near Cherno Airfield
>looking for gear inside building, get shot at
>Bleeding out, some guy fixes me up
>"You are my prisoner now, and my prisoners eat nothing but rotten food"
>starts feeding me Rotten Kiwis
>Guy gets shot from the side
>New guy "I need your blood, what type are you"
>"I don't know, I just started"
>New guy "Then you are useless, I must kill useless"
>Draws gun and shoots while I try my best to evade
>Guy gets Fire Axed by a screaming guy in full Camo
>Literally screaming, chops him once and runs away
>Go outside so I can leave Cherno and go to more secluded locations and get geared
>Look to my left, horde of Zombies running after Fire Axe guy
>Get **** on by running zombie mob

10/10 would reccomend
#46 - kaboomz ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
can you imagine playing in a canadian server?

> people gathering supplies, weapons and even vehicles to fight zombies
> establishing safe areas where players could re-suply and heal for free
> no bandits just heros
#28 - hypnoso (01/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I wan't to start playing DayZ. But I can only play on German servers because we don't have Israeli servers yet.

>mfw

#5 - pfccross ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (16 replies)
im that one guy that sits around low population servers in balota killing all the server hoppers. it is satisfying work, and i get to reap the rewards of all the servers they previously hopped to. i usually even get enough food and canteens to never need to scavenge.

< unrelated: first time finding a bayonet
#25 - urapooper (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Decided to join a server I haven't played for some time
>spawn middle of the night
>realised that someone left their car few metres from my spawn point
>checked it out
>in good shape but empty
>decided to steal it and head to my usual base of operations
>find a bus inside one of those warehouses that has a door in both ends
>broken as ****
>no engine, a single wheel, no windows and nearly empty gas tank
>decided to fix it anyway
>after few days in rl and a few deaths in game later I finally fixed the bus
>tried to drive the bus out of the warehouse but it seems to be stuck somehow
>bus is too tall to fit through the doors.
>didn't play Dayz for the next few months
User avatar #29 - jjristine (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My dayz story
>Be me
>In elektro at the middle of the night
>See a blue van
>No one in it
>Huehuehuehuehuehue
>Climb in back where no one can see me
>Guy gets into driver seat and goes to firehouse
>Bandit with a green chemlight on roof
>He runs in
>Must be on skype
>20 minutes later
>What the **** is taking them so long
>Getting pissed
>Get into drivers seat and crash into firestation wall
>Turn lights on and honk over and over before getting into back again
>Theyre like what the ****
>Original guy drives me to gas station and just sits there
>15 more minutes later
>God ******* damnit whats taking so long
>He gets out
User avatar #30 to #29 - jjristine (01/22/2014) [-]
>Say in direct chat "Can you get me a candy bar?"
>Looks around and sees nothing
>Gets back into car and drives to a different part
>Nows the time
>Jump out of car and start hitting wheels with my machete
>On 3rd wheel
>Guy gets out and starts shooting
>Breaks my legs
>We must continue
>Pop all tires
>Stray bullet blows up car
>Shoots me 2 seconds after
>See a guy rage in sidechat and leave the server
User avatar #16 - nanako (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
you know, i really want to play a game about zombie survival, but whenever this game is mentioned they just talk about crummy pvp constantly and it's never given me the desire to play it.

I'd really like to play a game like this, with the permadeath and everything, but with PVP turned off. Cooperative zombie survival
User avatar #17 to #16 - fuckya ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
I've ran into two guys so far on a server with 30 people. First time we looked at each other and just talked a couple of seconds and ran away.

Second time, guy walked into me checking my inventory and ran off like he caught me masturbating. Zombie killed him farther down.
User avatar #33 - cubanwhiteman (01/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>playing day z standalone at 8
>decide to get off at 12
>get off at 3 in the morning
>didn't die the entire time.
>well fed
>thirst is quenched.
>Completely healthy.
>log off
>log on the next day
>respawn back at shore

Haven't played since.
#57 - crankyfox (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#97 - existacne (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone's sharing and I only this, old, but good, IMO.
#72 - Pred (01/22/2014) [-]
A legend has it, there are supposedly zombies in this post apocalyptic decadence survival game.
User avatar #62 - miltorky (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
<related DayZ Psychopath - Part 2
#60 - capinsquiggles (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My first and only DayZ experience:
>Launch DayZ first time and play with friend
>Spend 10 minutes finding each other
>Find city, get some food, zombies chase us out to a large hill
>See people in the distance, decide to follow them
> ********************* .jpg
>run the **** away at top speeds
>spend an hour going through a series of small towns collecting ****
>finds hatchet, next down over find 2 double barrel shotguns, score
>continue down the path, we look at each other, 2 hours in and friend has to go soon
>decide to end it with a bang
>see large tower in the distance with ladders
>suicide pact made
>spend 15 minutes walking to tower
>tower blocked off by fence and some zombies
>shoot those ************* re-dead
>friend has trouble opening the gate, spends 2 minutes trying to
>I'm staring at him from behind
>tonightsthenight.jpg
>"EYYYYYYYHHHHH BITCH"
>shoot him in the back of the skull, isded
>i open gate accidentally right after
>walk up tower alone, get to very top
>look down and see friends corpse, jump off tower and land beside him and die
mfw the adventure
#61 - snakefire (01/22/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Should I get this game?

I played war Z, which was garbage, and this just seems like a very slightly improved version of that.
#67 to #61 - tazzerz (01/22/2014) [-]
WarZ was a ripoff cash grab, A complete scam to get some money. DayZ (Which is one of my favorite games to date, I have put at least 600hrs into it just guessing) Is amazing, but you must have some things to really enjoy it.

1. A working mic that will work on push to talk in-game systems (Most will)

2. Friends who have played, Just have, Or are willing to get DayZ, Playing DayZ alone is good, but ultimately better with friends to team up with.

3. There are lots of mods for DayZ, The best being Epoch which you can build bases from scratch, and buy and sell from traders. And there is also loads of maps for the Mod from the ArmA2 modding community that have been adapted for DayZ. Etc. Get the mod before the Standalone My favorite being Panthera.

Humble Bundle is doing a deal for ArmA2 and ArmA2 OA which you need both of for the Mod. www.humblebundle.com/weekly Just pay over 6 £/$/€ for it. Great deal.

And the ArmA series are great, I love them. But then again I am a Military nut so they are like my dream game, but others might hate them.
User avatar #22 - bugsyblitzkreig (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Ok, so i'm not a massive PC gamer, i have played a few small titles, but i really want to play Day Z. Is it worth me getting? Not the standalone but the Arma 2 Mod version
User avatar #32 to #22 - Wharrblgarbl (01/22/2014) [-]
yeah, the base mod is great and theres lots of community mods and maps
also if you dont have ArmA II: Combined Operations, www.humblebundle.com/weekly
User avatar #37 - sirfistalot (01/22/2014) [-]
not so interesting story tiem
>playing epoch
>want to set up base at pobeda damn garage
>there is safe already inside
>set up tent in the dam shaft like a cave man
>hear a car
>oh look there goes my neighbor
>he is a ruskie
>sped 10 minutes trying to explain I m gonna be his new neighbor
>"ok, god luck and gif tool kit pls"
> gave him toolkit "when you are done you can return it into my tent ok?"
> never seen my tookit and that ruskie again
User avatar #31 - thegamerslife (01/22/2014) [-]
so being in northwest US I should go with canadian servers. I will keep this in mind.
#18 - swagloon (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Incase there were people that didn't have the game yet the humble sale has all you need for $6. www.humblebundle.com/weekly
Incase there were people that didn't have the game yet the humble sale has all you need for $6. www.humblebundle.com/weekly
#1 - bwuk (01/22/2014) [-]
Yea I dont believe in a DayZ server were everyone dosent KOS eachother.
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