DayZ. The Russian servers tend to get a little violent when people can't understand what you are saying, Or are just violent... Canadian Servers. >Be American playing American Dayz Server >Walking around when I get held up by two other Americans >Start talking in Russian accent for some reason, I dayz Russian canada violent
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#3 - docvolto
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>Be American playing American Dayz Server
>Walking around when I get held up by two other Americans
>Start talking in Russian accent for some reason, I guess I was panicked
>Suddenly hail of bullets takes down the bandits
>About 7-10 Guys come pouring out of the nearby hills
>Its some group of Russian guys
>"Is you ok comrade?"
>"Am good comrade!"
>"Is good Day!"
>They all begin to chant "OHHH RAAAAAH!!!!!"
>I join in and we go pillaging
>MFW that experiance
#38 to #3 - ReignFox
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Damn, that's good
Damn, that's good
User avatar #74 to #3 - mfs
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Which version of Dayz do you play ?
#124 to #74 - docvolto
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ive been playing till about day one, both versions
User avatar #24 to #3 - shenro
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...but why were they speaking to you in english if they thought you were russian
User avatar #26 to #24 - neverborn
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to taunt the dead/dying americans
#4 to #3 - ohhh
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User avatar #19 - Infernal
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Just had my first DayZ moment yesterday

>Playing DayZ
>Spawn near Cherno Airfield
>looking for gear inside building, get shot at
>Bleeding out, some guy fixes me up
>"You are my prisoner now, and my prisoners eat nothing but rotten food"
>starts feeding me Rotten Kiwis
>Guy gets shot from the side
>New guy "I need your blood, what type are you"
>"I don't know, I just started"
>New guy "Then you are useless, I must kill useless"
>Draws gun and shoots while I try my best to evade
>Guy gets Fire Axed by a screaming guy in full Camo
>Literally screaming, chops him once and runs away
>Go outside so I can leave Cherno and go to more secluded locations and get geared
>Look to my left, horde of Zombies running after Fire Axe guy
>Get **** on by running zombie mob

10/10 would reccomend
User avatar #105 to #19 - norwegianfaggotry
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>killed by something else than glitches or moist nugget
What are you, a casual?
User avatar #44 to #19 - asthmetheus
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Damn almost forgot there are zombies in that game.
#46 - kaboomz
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can you imagine playing in a canadian server?

> people gathering supplies, weapons and even vehicles to fight zombies
> establishing safe areas where players could re-suply and heal for free
> no bandits just heros
#51 to #46 - anon id: 9f481ea1
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That would be nice... I'd love to play there.
User avatar #52 to #46 - therealtjthemedic
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That would take out half the fun of DayZ
#77 to #46 - bollenn
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as zombies is no threat on dayz, this would blow.
#53 to #46 - alstorp
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It'd be fun for a while. But PvP combat is pretty great. Keeps the game interesting. And looting dead bodies is great fun.
#99 to #53 - anon id: 540d2f23
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Even in Canada there are places like Surrey. There will always be assholes, you just have to out-nice them.
#28 - hypnoso
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I wan't to start playing DayZ. But I can only play on German servers because we don't have Israeli servers yet.


#112 to #28 - thorsballs
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Play on the palestinian servers
User avatar #135 to #112 - hypnoso
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I don't think there are Palestinian servers since you can suicide-bomb in this game.
User avatar #63 to #28 - imnotkickthecat
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Then you must become... The BEAR JEW!
User avatar #69 to #63 - commontroll
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Eric the Bear Jew to be exact.
#5 - pfccross
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im that one guy that sits around low population servers in balota killing all the server hoppers. it is satisfying work, and i get to reap the rewards of all the servers they previously hopped to. i usually even get enough food and canteens to never need to scavenge.

< unrelated: first time finding a bayonet
User avatar #6 to #5 - ragingspacepanda
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I sat at Balota sniping bandits with a acog'd m16 (mod days).... ended up getting three 300m headshots on the same guy (he kept going back for his stuff).... eventually I made some guy mad and he offered a bounty for whoever could stop my overwatch.... had about 7 people actively hunting me
User avatar #7 to #6 - pfccross
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lol being hunted can actually be pretty fun if you have a good enough hiding spot. its jsut easy pickins.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ragingspacepanda
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this one time whilst I was playing a Taviana server... I went into a military base to grab some ammo for my silenced m4 and I encountered another player... moment he saw me he opened fire (his aim sucked) and I shot him in the face... as I was leaving I was immediatly set upon by his friends who had been waiting outside... I ran into the nearby woods under fire from at least 5 types of gun (judging by sound)... made it downhill and behind a tree before passing out from bloodloss (850)... managed to bandage and make it 5km to a town where my friend was waiting with a bloodbag... the entire time the people were tracking me and had a heli searching for me
User avatar #9 to #8 - pfccross
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lol thats a pretty cool story. but who am i to judge lol I've only played the standalone.
User avatar #10 to #9 - ragingspacepanda
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I still have vietnam style flashbacks of the mod.... the standalone bugs have nothing on the mod
User avatar #11 to #10 - pfccross
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I think in a few updates, the standalone is gunna be ******* badass
User avatar #12 to #11 - ragingspacepanda
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oh gawd yes... the optimization is already far superior
old fps (mod on lowest settings) 10 outside
new fps (standalone with better settings) 14 outside
it also looks so much better
User avatar #13 to #12 - pfccross
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when was that update?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ragingspacepanda
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that was just last time I played (last weekend)
User avatar #15 to #14 - pfccross
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i played just yesterday and i didnt get any kind of patch notice or anything :\ ... and i didnt really notice much difference in fps. still quite low for me. im at that point where i cant fire precise shots without alot of time to aim because the aimer jerks around too much, so i just spray with an m4
User avatar #20 to #15 - lunchablespizza
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patch was on monday, only happened on a few servers to test it out first before they patch everyone. Not a major patch, getting rid of backpack inception, adding shotguns, reducing amount of bags, M4s, and magnums, added berry picking, and some other stuff. Major things like zombies running through walls arent being fixed yet
User avatar #47 to #20 - pfccross
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well thats still a good patch. and reducing the number of guns... thats pretty big. also, did they fix PEOPLE running through walls? im sick of breaking my legs...
User avatar #82 to #47 - lunchablespizza
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(01/22/2014) [-] thats the link to the changelog. The first one you see is all the different changes and additions to Dayz theyre adding
User avatar #23 to #5 - gammajk
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>sit in one area for hours on end to occasionally get the opportunity to kill a person
Sounds like fun
User avatar #48 to #23 - pfccross
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actually i usually get about 3 an hour. sometimes i miss the target though and they log off to save themselves.
User avatar #34 to #5 - jjristine
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I read reap as rape
#25 - urapooper
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>Decided to join a server I haven't played for some time
>spawn middle of the night
>realised that someone left their car few metres from my spawn point
>checked it out
>in good shape but empty
>decided to steal it and head to my usual base of operations
>find a bus inside one of those warehouses that has a door in both ends
>broken as ****
>no engine, a single wheel, no windows and nearly empty gas tank
>decided to fix it anyway
>after few days in rl and a few deaths in game later I finally fixed the bus
>tried to drive the bus out of the warehouse but it seems to be stuck somehow
>bus is too tall to fit through the doors.
>didn't play Dayz for the next few months
User avatar #80 to #25 - thatsnumberwang
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I can only imagine the disappointment...
User avatar #29 - jjristine
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My dayz story
>Be me
>In elektro at the middle of the night
>See a blue van
>No one in it
>Climb in back where no one can see me
>Guy gets into driver seat and goes to firehouse
>Bandit with a green chemlight on roof
>He runs in
>Must be on skype
>20 minutes later
>What the **** is taking them so long
>Getting pissed
>Get into drivers seat and crash into firestation wall
>Turn lights on and honk over and over before getting into back again
>Theyre like what the ****
>Original guy drives me to gas station and just sits there
>15 more minutes later
>God ******* damnit whats taking so long
>He gets out
User avatar #30 to #29 - jjristine
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>Say in direct chat "Can you get me a candy bar?"
>Looks around and sees nothing
>Gets back into car and drives to a different part
>Nows the time
>Jump out of car and start hitting wheels with my machete
>On 3rd wheel
>Guy gets out and starts shooting
>Breaks my legs
>We must continue
>Pop all tires
>Stray bullet blows up car
>Shoots me 2 seconds after
>See a guy rage in sidechat and leave the server
User avatar #16 - nanako
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you know, i really want to play a game about zombie survival, but whenever this game is mentioned they just talk about crummy pvp constantly and it's never given me the desire to play it.

I'd really like to play a game like this, with the permadeath and everything, but with PVP turned off. Cooperative zombie survival
#50 to #16 - anon id: d9c7b17b
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There are non-pvp servers
User avatar #83 to #16 - suchusername
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Le Minecraft
User avatar #17 to #16 - fuckya
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I've ran into two guys so far on a server with 30 people. First time we looked at each other and just talked a couple of seconds and ran away.

Second time, guy walked into me checking my inventory and ran off like he caught me masturbating. Zombie killed him farther down.
User avatar #33 - cubanwhiteman
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>playing day z standalone at 8
>decide to get off at 12
>get off at 3 in the morning
>didn't die the entire time.
>well fed
>thirst is quenched.
>Completely healthy.
>log off
>log on the next day
>respawn back at shore

Haven't played since.
User avatar #42 to #33 - syconess
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suck it up, its alpha
User avatar #132 to #42 - cubanwhiteman
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Can you blame me for getting mad though, I mean I was macked the **** out to max.
User avatar #133 to #132 - syconess
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expect it to happen with every major update man. ive died atleast 15 - 20 times from things like staircases and clipping through walls. with maxed gear
User avatar #134 to #133 - cubanwhiteman
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Yeah one time I ran into someone in this town I was meeting my friend in, and I asked him on skype "Hey man is that you?"
He waited a good minute to say ""

And then I was dead.
User avatar #64 to #33 - rifee
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Sure you didn't log onto a server with different settings?
User avatar #131 to #64 - cubanwhiteman
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Same server.
#57 - crankyfox
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#59 to #57 - maxsexington
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Russia went into civil war over the last bottle of vodka