DayZ. I uploaded this as a comment the other day and it got like 40 thumbs up, i'm not sure if anyone already uploaded it after seeing it but if not maybe more
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DayZ

I uploaded this as a comment the other day and it got like 40 thumbs up, i'm not sure if anyone already uploaded it after seeing it but if not maybe more people would enjoy it if I reposted it, enjoy

Greatest Dayi moment or Crying in Games General Anonymous (/ ) 16: 46
I' m bleeding out. he food, water and there is a zombie killing me
have a great weapon and i' m dying. I get pretty upset
this Russian guy appears like a ******* angel and kills the zombie
is He takes mete his house, feeds me. bandages me
is Nurses me back to health
trolle deosn' t speak a word of english
name was Mable er Mako er some ****
t: Makle and I spent hours together.
said a word
looting military bases together.
fiinally, we are shot at!
hits the floor. shot in the leg
drag him into a building and bandage him up
rand then kill his attacker
get out alive and eventually we part ways.
bl go back to the airbase and take out a bunch
Pstart looting and kill a bandit
bl take his amazing gear including a CF. Sniper rifle.
then his buddy sheets me
kl take the hit and go down
guy starts creeping around
Hm en a teeter and I stare at the ladder
a head pops up
4 panic.
4 drop him.
is lying on the ground
kl go to body
name is Makle"
first and last words to me.
ran broken english in a thick russian accent
Not worry friend
tthis is the game
e i do not grudge"
e I cried and he left. M, ptth' 1' egif:!, {BET} L Reply
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#3 - PIPExDAD (01/04/2014) [+] (35 replies)
Did anyone else buy standalone DayZ?
#16 - pigsnax ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel like Maklo is the friend we all dreamed of but never had?
#1 - zyconx (01/04/2014) [-]
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#9 - chilledlawngnome ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#22 - alazurus (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - ponypro (01/05/2014) [-]
We need some ****** backup, were losing it out here
#34 - mrpavelowgrimm ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
For every million sadistic assholes that cuff you and make you eat rotten kiwis there is one maklo R.I.P
For every million sadistic assholes that cuff you and make you eat rotten kiwis there is one maklo R.I.P
#6 - aedai (01/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#49 - mezznok ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
DayZ thread?   
   
Be me, survivin with friends doing my thang, when it comes to a point where we have settled down and waiting for night to pass, my friend says "						****					 man im bleeding bad and have no bandages left, could you spot me?" To his luck neither friend 3 or I had 						****					 left. So im like 						****					 it, we all have good gear and it would 						*******					 suck to lose it, "friend 3 stay here with friend 2 ill go on a supplies run." Walk a distance away and discover blood bags and 2 bandages, 						****					 yeah jackpot, I also discover that i see two buses in the distance. Make note of it and leave a flare some distance away from them as not to attract attention to the actual buses and just to mark the general area. Get back to camp give friend bandages and head back out. I have a jerry can and a spare tire i found so im gonna hop this 						****					 up. I get in bus 2 and it 						*******					 works!... except a tire is missing, No worries i brought a spare, get out to replace it And theres some dude just standing there, no gun, no anything, just 						*******					 staring at me, first instinct is to as if friendly and raise gun in case he tries anything. No reply at first so i ask again and he 						*******					 starts making that grudge noise over the mic its 3 AM at the time and i start 						********					 bricks, get on mic and scream that if he doesnt say anything beside growl i will shoot him. Hear a faint 						*******					 laugh and dude starts screaming, like, 						*******					 LOUD. Nope the 						****					 out and empty a whole mag into him. no. 						*******					. damage. Dude flies in the air and starts yelling some weird 						****					 like "WHERE IS YOUR SAVIOR NOW" amongst other crazy ass 						****					. I book it 						*******					 fast and duck in a bush i have a gillie suit on and its night time i should be good. after about a min of hidind i figure hes gone. i stand up turn around and now theres 3 dudes in the same exact get up JUST STARING AT ME. They start chanting some 						****					 and they all look up shoot 1 round and i 						*******					 die. Needless to say i went to bed immediately after. 						****					 that 						****					.
DayZ thread?

Be me, survivin with friends doing my thang, when it comes to a point where we have settled down and waiting for night to pass, my friend says " **** man im bleeding bad and have no bandages left, could you spot me?" To his luck neither friend 3 or I had **** left. So im like **** it, we all have good gear and it would ******* suck to lose it, "friend 3 stay here with friend 2 ill go on a supplies run." Walk a distance away and discover blood bags and 2 bandages, **** yeah jackpot, I also discover that i see two buses in the distance. Make note of it and leave a flare some distance away from them as not to attract attention to the actual buses and just to mark the general area. Get back to camp give friend bandages and head back out. I have a jerry can and a spare tire i found so im gonna hop this **** up. I get in bus 2 and it ******* works!... except a tire is missing, No worries i brought a spare, get out to replace it And theres some dude just standing there, no gun, no anything, just ******* staring at me, first instinct is to as if friendly and raise gun in case he tries anything. No reply at first so i ask again and he ******* starts making that grudge noise over the mic its 3 AM at the time and i start ******** bricks, get on mic and scream that if he doesnt say anything beside growl i will shoot him. Hear a faint ******* laugh and dude starts screaming, like, ******* LOUD. Nope the **** out and empty a whole mag into him. no. ******* . damage. Dude flies in the air and starts yelling some weird **** like "WHERE IS YOUR SAVIOR NOW" amongst other crazy ass **** . I book it ******* fast and duck in a bush i have a gillie suit on and its night time i should be good. after about a min of hidind i figure hes gone. i stand up turn around and now theres 3 dudes in the same exact get up JUST STARING AT ME. They start chanting some **** and they all look up shoot 1 round and i ******* die. Needless to say i went to bed immediately after. **** that **** .
User avatar #2 - woodenalligator (01/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I think this just made me tear up a bit... But I mean, the guy could've revived him or kept his stuff safe, right?
User avatar #5 to #2 - fjanony (01/04/2014) [-]
This is not battlefield.
If you don't know his skype, TS, or something like that you can only communicate again if you happen to bump into each other. At least on most servers.
#53 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
#48 - crazybumi ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
After DayZ
User avatar #17 - furryflava (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
its only a game
why you heff to me mad?
User avatar #23 to #19 - furryflava (01/05/2014) [-]
my comment was a joke...
#57 - ianmcgunny ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
#66 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
me playing
me playing
#47 - tittylovin (01/05/2014) [-]
I've seen this before, always make me want a Russian friend to play games with and bro it up with.

#46 - derpishb (01/05/2014) [-]
These feels are too much.
These feels are too much.
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