DayZ SA In A Nutshell. .. The top review on stem "Day1:Lost.......Tried to be nice to someone to get some help......punched and knocked out......Woke up in my underpants Day2:Found  any friendlys in
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#14 - karvarausku (09/01/2014) [+] (9 replies)
**karvarausku rolled image** so accurate.
User avatar #25 - Bruceman (09/01/2014) [-]
The top review on stem

"Day1:Lost.......Tried to be nice to someone to get some help......punched and knocked out......Woke up in my underpants

Day2:Found new pants, Found a pistol..........tried to make a friend..........handcuffed after trying to recieve food and knocked out..............woke up in my underpants

Day3ecided not to trust anyone (they steal your jeans) , Found an airfield and dressed like G:I Joe, Found an m4 and ammo............punched in the head whilst crouching..........everything stolen and woke up in my pants

Day4:Went back to airfield, Found a pistol, saw a guy running towards me shouting "friendly" (was worried about ending up in my pants at this point)....................Shot "friendly" guy in head and stole his jeans................

11/10"
#17 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I reinstalled dayz cause I was bored and wanted to play a zombie game that wasn't left 4 dead, and the second I spawned in, I got whacked over the head with something, got knocked out, came back and found out my legs were broken and all my stuff was gone (coyote pack, cowboy hat, some clothes, and an axe)   
   
blacked out again, woke up and there were 3 zombies eating me   
   
   
great return to the game
I reinstalled dayz cause I was bored and wanted to play a zombie game that wasn't left 4 dead, and the second I spawned in, I got whacked over the head with something, got knocked out, came back and found out my legs were broken and all my stuff was gone (coyote pack, cowboy hat, some clothes, and an axe)

blacked out again, woke up and there were 3 zombies eating me


great return to the game
User avatar #12 - geothermal (09/01/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, back on the original mod...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFoAzdmTXk
User avatar #35 - pocketstooheavy (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
DayZ would have been so much better if it was built on a better engine. The engine it's on right now is complete garbage.
#36 to #35 - hugebulliest (09/01/2014) [-]
Don't ever say that out loud, the DayZ fankids will eat you alive.
#27 - Jameshaich (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> jump back on DayZ after a while
> Few updates, new guns and ****
> Still fully geared out with my friends
> Walking out of city we just scouted out
> Friend falls unconscious
> Didn't hear any gunshots
> I fall unconscious
Man I love DayZ
User avatar #6 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (08/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
everyone the standalone is **** . Play real DAYZ
User avatar #15 to #6 - altairibnlaahad (09/01/2014) [-]
You mean the one with the loads of hackers?
#1 - nyawgga ONLINE (08/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#34 - robdabob ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
>go to SWAF   
>search holding cells   
>crouch on second floor   
>my leg is extremely painful   
>you are dead   
   
k
>go to SWAF
>search holding cells
>crouch on second floor
>my leg is extremely painful
>you are dead

k
#33 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
some guy shot me in the back of my head once. after that he said 'hello?'
User avatar #32 - therealtjthemedic (09/01/2014) [-]
I once dropped a shirt off me and went prone to pick up something under a bunk.
Shirt spawned inside me and I died.
#30 - iamspika (09/01/2014) [-]
**iamspika rolled comment #9595112 ** :okay here's a better one   
>hot blonde comes in   
>has a list of stuff her electrician sent her to get   
>help her, no problems    
>"what colour wall plates would you like ma'am?"   
they're those plates that go around outlets.   
>"I don't know, I'm not an electrician?"   
>"excuse me?"   
>"I'm not an electrician, i wouldn't know which colour"
**iamspika rolled comment #9595112 ** :
okay here's a better one
>hot blonde comes in
>has a list of stuff her electrician sent her to get
>help her, no problems
>"what colour wall plates would you like ma'am?"
they're those plates that go around outlets.
>"I don't know, I'm not an electrician?"
>"excuse me?"
>"I'm not an electrician, i wouldn't know which colour"

User avatar #22 - dogziller ONLINE (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
DayZ Standalone - The Quest for Pants
this is pretty much the only exposure i had to dayz. is this pretty accurate?
#19 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
SA sucks, Mod is better... Overpoch!
#3 - silversamuri (08/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I've thought about downloading this on steam but not too sure, I heard from some that it's really fun and from others that it's a broken mess. I played state of decay and really liked it, is DayZ anything like that?
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