DayZ Review (Worth The Read). . 378 of 437 people (//.: found this review helpful Elli a Recommended Le. I 135. 3 hrs on record So me and my freiend found this  Steyam
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378 of 437 people (//.: found this review helpful Elli
a Recommended
Le. I 135. 3 hrs on record
So me and my freiend found this random dude walking along
the side of a road and unlike moi people int his game he
actually came to Say hello when we talked to him. Pretty chill
dude. We told him we would give a prize if he Sang a Song and
we like it, So he starts signing Some Songs. After awfuck vote,
we realized we couldnt agree on wheter or not he was a
decent singer. We had this dude play three more Songs
before we decided that we couldn' t ever agree. I loved every
note that this dude Sang, but my friend wasnt having it. We
agreed that we should try Something else to test this dude' S
worthiness- We quickly devised that if we started Shooting off
Some rounds and it attracted zombies, that he would have to
fight the zombies- We would mend his wounds if he survived.
So we empty like a clip or two into the air and I kid you not
this dude single handedly kills 14 zombies with a baseball bat
and was barely bleeding at all. We quickly tended to his
wounds and agreed that he deserved whatever one Item he
wanted. Then this crazy dude starts chasing us, we hight ail
the heck out of there but the guy was really persistent. We
look over our shoulders about a mile up the road and Sure
enough, he' s still running at us like he wants to hug us really
bad. But seeing as he has spaceball bat equipped that he Just
used to kill like 14 zombies with, my friend and I were
reasonably afraid. we Run like 4 towns away and this guys is
STILL following LIE. He was probably the mom persistent
person I have ever met in my life. He Just simply and
would not give up. Finally, about an hour of Solid
running later, we talk to him. We agree to stop and give this
dude his rightfully earned prize. We ask him what he would
like or if needs anything. This dude went silent for awhile. He
was quiet for about three, maybe four minutes. My
friend and I talked and didn' t want to disturb this crazy killing
machine, but he earned a prize and a prize he should recieve.
We then asked him if he was still there and again want he
wanted or if he needed any supplies. He said he was still there
and that he was Just having areally bad day. apparently this
guy' s dog Just died three days after his girlfriend broke up with
him because he couldn' t move with her across the country to
Califronia- He really loved this dog and had had it for roughly
15 years. He proceeded to tell us a few stories about the dog
and how much he loved it. He said he was really upset about
his dog, and cared way more about it han his girlfriend. One
time he took his dog to a park, and he started - uh. -- well,
be VERY friendly towards a homeless man. This guy clearly
loved his dog and had tons of stories to share with M.
Aftwerwards, feelling rather Sorry for the guy, we asked him
one last time if there was anything, anything at all that he
needed from us, it was his. At this point, he very wearily siad
I' m gonna need ‘bout tree fiddy-" it was at this moment that I
realized this traveler was actually a foot Sea
monster from the Paleozoic era. "God damn lockness
monstah!" I Said- "I ain' t givin' you no tree fiddy!" He ran way
Super quickly and I never Saw him again
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#1 - strelko
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(07/12/2014) [-]
That guy when he finally caught up
#2 - almightysourcerer
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(07/12/2014) [-]
**almightysourcerer rolled image**
**almightysourcerer rolled image**
#5 - levonmazode
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(07/13/2014) [-]
**levonmazode rolled image** this for you, my big tittied mommy
#4 - jellybob
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(07/13/2014) [-]
God damnit that was good
User avatar #3 - centurionprime
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(07/13/2014) [-]
havent seen this one.

User avatar #20 - rawryrawr
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(07/18/2014) [-]
#19 - lolqueen
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(07/14/2014) [-]
somone post the hank hill one
#15 - Ricogator
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(07/14/2014) [-]
You motherintense bodyloveer
User avatar #7 - hhanako
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(07/14/2014) [-]
does anybody know if you can mae you're own house in dayz, and if it's all suburbs, or is there lots fo forest as well?
User avatar #9 to #7 - alfjnn
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Depends on the map/mod.

Most maps have cities, small villages, and dense forrests.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hhanako
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(07/14/2014) [-]
there are already mods for the dayz standalone?
User avatar #11 to #10 - alfjnn
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(07/14/2014) [-]
I usually avoid it. It's not worth the trouble just yet. Way too early access.

Standalone is just Chernarus.
User avatar #12 to #11 - hhanako
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(07/14/2014) [-]
i don't want to have to deal with buying both arma 2 and operation arrowhead and download all the necessary mods, i can never seem to get mods to properly work
User avatar #13 to #12 - alfjnn
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Just use DayZ commander. It's all automated.

And ArmA 2 + OA was like. 5 dollars. digestive end product's always on sale. Totally worth it.

Then again I've been playing ArmA/OFP since like. 2001 :v
User avatar #14 to #13 - hhanako
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#6 - anon id: 6e84c032
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