Day Z in a nutshell. . HOW ‘WEE TD FIGHT EITHE I. f BE THAT FUN.... Or you join a less-populated server and spend an hour falling out of buildings RIGHT AFTER YOU GOT THAT BACKPACK GOD DAMNIT.
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Day Z in a nutshell

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Submitted: 03/30/2014
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User avatar #4 - notsofriendly (03/30/2014) [+] (34 replies)
**notsofriendly rolled user darthblam ** is always ******* me on Day Z
User avatar #5 to #4 - darthblam (03/30/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm too busy getting ******* ****** in Dark Souls 2.
User avatar #18 - strangemoo (03/31/2014) [-]
Or you join a less-populated server and spend an hour falling out of buildings RIGHT AFTER YOU GOT THAT ******* BACKPACK GOD ******* DAMNIT.
#8 - awesomenesss (03/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The new zombie update is ******** imo. They run too fast and they STILL RUN THROUGH ******* WALLS!
User avatar #16 to #8 - thenewgizmobox (03/31/2014) [-]
yeah, for ***** sake it makes getting any actual weapons as a fresh spawn damned near impossible. i honestly can't wait for the ability to shut the door in their stupid ******* faces and not have them phase through. also the option to barracade a door would be appreciated.
#25 - ariakon (03/31/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Hey guys, Bohemia here. We've implemented the new damp debuff, and also have made it more engaging to use melee weapons against zombies. We have also made the zombies slightly faster, and allowed them to respawn every few minutes. They still walk through walls and floors, but that is an issue that we must wait until a later patch to fix. But to make up for it, you can now use your can opener as a weapon. Thank you for spending $30 on this game!
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User avatar #30 to #25 - ntobarrev (03/31/2014) [-]
I know, right? It's almost as if it was an alpha or something.
#22 - knightkao **User deleted account** (03/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What's that? You think you're a badass because you finished the story mode/campaign? Well I have some bad news for you. Welcome to online play, where you will get killed instantly the moment you are spawned by campers and other more experienced players(who have a lot of free time for some reason).
User avatar #1 - fuzzyballs (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
it's not
you get to run around for 20 minutes first
#23 - penisisawsome (03/31/2014) [-]
**penisisawsome rolled image** fw I find can of beans
#72 - desacabose (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #26 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
CHEATZ! - DayZ: Standalone - Ep.6 3:30 describes dayz perfectly
User avatar #61 - whycanticaps (03/31/2014) [-]
I've had so many people try to kill me, I end up killing them with my fire axe...don't **** with people with fire axes
User avatar #60 - kyoutu (03/31/2014) [-]
Unfortunately the game plays/feels like **** ...
I know it's in alpha but I hope they fix the overall ******** I currently experience.
#48 - johnnyboyyy (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Found me a pristine press vest yesterday.
User avatar #36 - thekillerwalrus ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Can someone explain this please?
#62 - perturabo (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#68 to #62 - dehnoobshow (03/31/2014) [-]
Out of all the images I posted, that one comes back up from the dead?
User avatar #42 - asimplepotato (03/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Just randomly wondering, what is Dayz? Is it a released game, a mod, alpha, beta?
I heared that it was somehow using the same map as another game...?

I know what the gameplay is, just wondering what the actuall
User avatar #70 - cookiel (03/31/2014) [-]
My first story on DayZ:
>30seconds in, I see a zombie running at me
>Kill it but start bleeding
>Wrap it with bandages made from shirt
>Follow alongside road until I can find a town/water since it says I'm thirsty
>Find a lake, drink from it, move on
>Find a town and search every house but don't find jack ****
>Also learn that getting through doors is the most annoying thing in the game
>Find a well and drink more than what should be humanly possible
>Now says I'm hungry
>Decide to just run straight since road ended at town
>Come next to ocean but see an island and decide to go towards it in hope of food
>Screen is almost totally grey from hunger/starvation
>Climb up giant tower
> **** , nothing up here
>Jump since I was gonna die anyways
#69 - Jameshaich (03/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
They need to fix server hopping before anything else.
When someone tries to kill you with an axe, fails and then they just quit out before you can get your gun into your hands is ******** .
User avatar #66 - mrdrpage (03/31/2014) [-]
I REALLY want this game, but I just don't have the money or time to get my money's worth out of it.
#57 - bulanu (03/31/2014) [-]
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#54 - karnovski (03/31/2014) [-]
It's ******* alpha. WAIT
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