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#30 - alpacalypse ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Now I know what you're thinking, did I really spend 45 minutes in MS Paint to make a Mario Kart joke on a 22 hour old post, and the answer is yes, yes I did.
Now I know what you're thinking, did I really spend 45 minutes in MS Paint to make a Mario Kart joke on a 22 hour old post, and the answer is yes, yes I did.
#1 - vorarephilia (07/26/2015) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - snipys (07/26/2015) [-]
Marker is having nice date nights I see.
User avatar #4 to #1 - snowvahkiin (07/26/2015) [-]
You're a lie, There is no eating in this gif.
#10 - kolya ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
A blonde bitch showing up at your door while you play games? Send coordinates for planet
User avatar #21 to #10 - Einsty (07/26/2015) [-]
Third rock from the sun.
User avatar #12 to #10 - prohibullion (07/26/2015) [-]
Your first error is calling them a bitch
User avatar #17 to #12 - ljxjlos (07/26/2015) [-]
I really have a hard time seeing why people still don´t get that.
User avatar #34 to #17 - srskate (07/26/2015) [-]
next on the list is qt3.14
#19 to #12 - ExorArgus ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
What if she is a caninekin who identifies as a bitch?
#28 to #12 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
le w8 n9t
User avatar #18 to #12 - isradam (07/26/2015) [-]
Because I like dogs?
User avatar #13 - flnonymousseven (07/26/2015) [-]
alpha as ****
#29 to #13 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
sentiments exact, no getn laid but checkpoint save is checpointsave
User avatar #20 - greyswordsman (07/26/2015) [-]
im not even gonna go there
User avatar #24 to #20 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Neither is he
User avatar #3 - mrjweezy (07/26/2015) [-]
WHO THE **** HAS A DATE LIKE THIS!!!
i thought i was a loser for bring a girl to the mall for a date but **** this takes the cake
#5 to #3 - soyfriedbryce (07/26/2015) [-]
Whats wrong with the mall? Most of my first dates are just a walk around the lake near my house and duck feeding.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mrjweezy (07/26/2015) [-]
Thats sounds awesome. Id rather do that, sets the mood.
#7 to #6 - soyfriedbryce (07/26/2015) [-]
I know people who plan these extravagant and exciting first dates, and I mean, that sounds cool and all, but I feel like a first date is to get to know someone. I dont want to drop $500 dollars on someone I may never see again, and at the same time, if we're spending the whole time so excited, when are we talking to get to know one another. I like just a nice quiet walk around the lake and then cooking a nice meal afterwards, gives you a chance to talk to each other, joke around and laugh, and really get to know one another, and nothing makes a girl like you faster than being kind to animals feed dem ducks and turtles, if you do, sometimes even when walking alone they'll come right up to you. Theres a snapped that swims over everytime I go. and knowing how to cook. But all the same, the malls the same basic idea, you can walk around, and talk to each other, laugh and window shop, maybe share a pretzel. Sounds like a nice date to me.
#38 to #7 - tosatsu (07/27/2015) [-]
And then you show them your "play room" down in the basement, with hanging dildo's and medieval torture machines!

Mwahahahhahjajajahjhahahkakaka *cough*
User avatar #8 to #7 - mrjweezy (07/26/2015) [-]
now that you put it that way it doesn't seem so bad.
#9 to #3 - mastercolossus (07/26/2015) [-]
a guy i knew brought an underaged chick to a magic the gathering release once.
User avatar #11 to #9 - epicbanjoman (07/26/2015) [-]
How'd that turn out?
#14 to #11 - mastercolossus (07/26/2015) [-]
not well.
she lied about her age but i could tell how old she actually was(15)
the family tried to get him arrested for being pedo even though he didnt do anything.
he got rumors surrounding him about it.
lots of chicks heard this and avoided him.
now he prefers older women.
#22 to #14 - tomtomat (07/26/2015) [-]
Yeah yeah, sure, but how did the event go? Did he make top 8?
#23 to #22 - mastercolossus (07/26/2015) [-]
i did.
#15 to #14 - epicbanjoman (07/26/2015) [-]
Damn. That's horrible and infuriating. Thanks for sharing,
#16 to #15 - mastercolossus (07/26/2015) [-]
you are very welcome.
User avatar #25 to #3 - emptysuperman ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
That's the point of the comic. The guy is doing just everything wrong.
#32 - abluemel (07/26/2015) [-]
**abluemel used "*roll picture*"**
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My blind date
#33 to #32 - abluemel (07/26/2015) [-]
And she is definitely not happy about it lol
#31 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
WHERE THE HELL IS HIS NECKBEARD AND PONYTAIL??
#37 - theawesomeguy (07/27/2015) [-]
for use later
User avatar #36 - kristovsky (07/27/2015) [-]
If I could only be that alpha

#lifegoals
User avatar #35 - steamly (07/27/2015) [-]
He got far as **** though. That **** would've been over way earlier than that.
User avatar #26 - catsbats (07/26/2015) [-]
joshlol got a date! hooray!
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