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A tio- something year old white weman arrived at her seat en a
crowded flight and immediately didnt want the seat. The seat was
next to a black man. Disgusted, the weman immediately
summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The
weman said "l cannot sit here next tn this black man." The fight
attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After
checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma' arn, there
are he mere seats in econemy, but I will check with the captain
and see if there is something in first class." Abaut 10 minutes went
by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has
confirmed that there are he mere seats in econemy, but there is
ene in first class. It is cur Company policy to never metre a person
from econemy to first class, but being that it would be scene sort of
scandal to terse a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT persin,
the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the
weman meld say anything, the attendant gestured to the black
man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would M kindly retrieve your
personal items, we would like to metre yeu to the comfort of first
class as the captain doesnt want yeu to sit next to an unpleasant
person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while
acme gave a standing enstien.
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Submitted: 07/04/2014
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#2 - mangocurrent (07/05/2014) [-]
This didn't actually happen, its from a commercial www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOAbA4E88iY
User avatar #3 - skooks (07/05/2014) [-]
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The word you were looking for is "applaud"
#1 - volcanomaster (07/05/2014) [-]
Faith in humanity restored!
Faith in humanity restored!
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