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User avatar #42 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
if i were the bridge keeper, i would've ask what does my cock and my cum taste like. because if i just asked how my cock taste like she could just kneel and take a small lick on mah dick and be over with, but if i included my cum she'd actually have to jerk me off or something until i cum and she has to taste it. statisfaction guaranteed... on a side note i wanna know what do you guys think about my psychological/psychiatric behavior based on the answer i gave
#114 to #42 - thesovereigngrave (11/18/2013) [-]
Nah, don't think it's work.
#63 to #42 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
What if she bites you?

Then she could just say it tastes like blood. Once blood gets on something, it's all just blood.
User avatar #67 to #63 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
wow that's a morbid scenario. then i could kill her and she more reason for her to not be able to pass. i may die in the process but at least i died getting my dick sucked and that she died giving head. imo i have it better than her in that scenario
#59 to #42 - zameckis (11/18/2013) [-]
that's clever
pic unrelated
User avatar #49 to #42 - dabronydude (11/18/2013) [-]
you sound quite smart and forward thinking...
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