Dank Furry Meme (gone sexual)
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#1
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chusmimax (12/27/2015) [-]
i'm ok with furries as long as they don't post diapers mlp reaction images in fj
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muffincannibal (12/28/2015) [-] 
It did, and he's getting sloppy. Soon the jig will be exposed.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-] Now look up what that word means.
And quickly blot it out for ye who tries to comprehend it shall go mad.
And quickly blot it out for ye who tries to comprehend it shall go mad.
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geothermal (12/28/2015) [-] you're just lucky the FJ furry community is vanilla as **** , no advanced autism allowed
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monkeysniper (12/28/2015) [-] That's not us, makes us want to vomit to, fedoralover is just a troll
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anonasdaasdasd (12/28/2015) [-]
But they don't, the ones posting those are just trolls looking for reactions.
Just block them and hide their comments
Just block them and hide their comments
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misternobodie (12/27/2015) [-] But then how can they reflect their hate for the world with a few hit of buttons ?
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waacson (12/27/2015) [-] There are far worse sub-cultures on the internet than furries, they may be cringy but at least they're not dangerous like otherkin and other related mentally ill people who reside mostly on tumblr.
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paradajs (12/28/2015) [-]
no u dont understand. everyone can be **** up in private. i didnt hear of anything more autistic than ********** (cus i dont dig for it), therafore ********** are going to be on the top of autism pyramid for me
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knightbean (12/27/2015) [-] Wow the stig is sacrificing himself to pilot the shuttle.
The furries stand no chance.
God speed you magnificent bastard
The furries stand no chance.
God speed you magnificent bastard
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distortedflare ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-] Lets spend billions so we can ship a group of people to the sun. Which means we have to waste a few hundred rockets costing trillions on top of getting everyone there. Why because a few intolerant assholes don't like them.
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distortedflare ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-] People take stuff seriously on funnyjunk? I was being condescending because I thought it was a ****** joke.
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belshir (12/27/2015) [-] said it before, i dont mind furries, had a friend who as one and when i accidentally found their costume they freaked out like it was the end of the world. She kept it to herself really well and thats what i dont mind, its what they want to do and it thier own life, who cares?
what i DO MIND, is people who base their whole ethos around it, their life, their mannerisms, every story they tell and **** like when they post online they post almost exclusively about that **** and shoehorn it into every discussion, just like mlp or really anny matter, if its weird but you like it then fine, just dont expect me to understand when you shove it in my face every moment of every day.
what i DO MIND, is people who base their whole ethos around it, their life, their mannerisms, every story they tell and **** like when they post online they post almost exclusively about that **** and shoehorn it into every discussion, just like mlp or really anny matter, if its weird but you like it then fine, just dont expect me to understand when you shove it in my face every moment of every day.
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] Wow, way to be a mature adult there They're just people... weird ******* people
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demonlordxsixtyfor (12/27/2015) [-] Best one I had.
I'm trying to say you're not very fun.
I'm trying to say you're not very fun.
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] Try the words...
And how dare you, I'm super fun! Look at my hat!
And how dare you, I'm super fun! Look at my hat!
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demonlordxsixtyfor (12/27/2015) [-] Oh.
I may be retarded , Ithought that was part of your profile pic.
I may be retarded , Ithought that was part of your profile pic.
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] nah, and for some reason only I have it. Very odd.
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] nah, it appears that random people have unique hats all of a sudden.
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demonlordxsixtyfor (12/27/2015) [-] Yea, the Christmas hats would appear on random people to random people eveyr time you reload.
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] Yes but this one's always the same... like it's attached to me.
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] It's lord admin playing his tricks, the lord tests us in mysterious ways.
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bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-] I think the furries, because those thick suits will let them take some extra damage.
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harrykuntz (12/28/2015) [-] I don't know, I just started talking to a girl with a mild furry fetish and I'm just hoping to use it to get her to wear a butt plug tail. Doesn't seem so bad
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harrykuntz (12/28/2015) [-] Disturbed maybe? I don't know man, I haven't slept and I'm more than a little drunk
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craftyatom (12/28/2015) [-] >Space Shuttle launch
>Picture of XCOR's Lynx in space
>Neither of those vehicles have the dV to reach Mars or the Sun on their own, even without every single furry in the world on board
I know this content was supposed to be about furries, but they too obey the laws of physics.
>Picture of XCOR's Lynx in space
>Neither of those vehicles have the dV to reach Mars or the Sun on their own, even without every single furry in the world on board
I know this content was supposed to be about furries, but they too obey the laws of physics.
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thevaulthunter (12/28/2015) [-] What would be the minimum power needed on a ship to get to the sun?
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craftyatom (12/28/2015) [-] The problem with the sun is that we're going around it at about 66,600 miles per hour, so to get to the core of the sun, you'd need to move at that speed away from Earth in the right direction.
But that is a bit too much, because we only need to touch the sun. Math incoming: semimajoraxis = (earthdistance+sunradius)/2
= 76398171000 meters
semiminoraxis = sqrt(earthdistance*sunradius)
= 10291434214 meters
orbital area is pi*semimajoraxis*semiminoraxis
= 2470067016587877255807 m^2
orbital period is 2*pi*sqrt(semimajoraxis^3/(sunmass*G))
= 11517242 seconds
orbital sweep is orbital area / orbital period
= 214466885091750 m^2/s
speed at apogee is orbitalsweep/earthdistance
= 1410 m/s , so to actually touch the sun you'd need to go from 29780 m/s to just 1410, a dV of 28370. Next calculation is how much rocket you'd need to make that trip, using an incredibly efficient ion engine: dV = Isp*9.8*ln(mI/mF)
28370 = 3000*9.8*ln(mI/mF)
mI = 2.62*mF , so in order to launch a 1 kilogram spacecraft into the sun, that spacecraft needs to carry 1.62kg of xenon gas. But ion thrusters won't actually lift you off of the ground, and wouldn't be able to make the journey quickly or efficiently, so another option is preferable. If you were using Liquid Hydrogen and Liquid Oxygen, the most efficient chemical fuel/oxidizer mix (though TNR could double the efficiency but furries would probably be anti-nuclear), for a 1kg spacecraft you would need a whopping 622kg of propellant.
Think about that. The average human weighs about 65kg. You'd need over 40,000kg of propellant to launch them into the sun. And that's not including their space suit, or the tank that holds all that fuel, or the engines themselves.
TL;DR: you'd likely need an entire Atlas V booster (pictured, almost 200 feet tall) to launch one furry into the sun, even without a space suit or supplies.
Disclaimer that gravity assists could help, but I am in no position to do those calculations, and they would take a long time to perform for not too much gain.
Wikipedia articles used: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_gravitational_parameter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-minor_axis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specific_impulse
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_%28mathematical_constant%29
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur_%28rocket_stage%29
But that is a bit too much, because we only need to touch the sun. Math incoming: semimajoraxis = (earthdistance+sunradius)/2
= 76398171000 meters
semiminoraxis = sqrt(earthdistance*sunradius)
= 10291434214 meters
orbital area is pi*semimajoraxis*semiminoraxis
= 2470067016587877255807 m^2
orbital period is 2*pi*sqrt(semimajoraxis^3/(sunmass*G))
= 11517242 seconds
orbital sweep is orbital area / orbital period
= 214466885091750 m^2/s
speed at apogee is orbitalsweep/earthdistance
= 1410 m/s , so to actually touch the sun you'd need to go from 29780 m/s to just 1410, a dV of 28370. Next calculation is how much rocket you'd need to make that trip, using an incredibly efficient ion engine: dV = Isp*9.8*ln(mI/mF)
28370 = 3000*9.8*ln(mI/mF)
mI = 2.62*mF , so in order to launch a 1 kilogram spacecraft into the sun, that spacecraft needs to carry 1.62kg of xenon gas. But ion thrusters won't actually lift you off of the ground, and wouldn't be able to make the journey quickly or efficiently, so another option is preferable. If you were using Liquid Hydrogen and Liquid Oxygen, the most efficient chemical fuel/oxidizer mix (though TNR could double the efficiency but furries would probably be anti-nuclear), for a 1kg spacecraft you would need a whopping 622kg of propellant.
Think about that. The average human weighs about 65kg. You'd need over 40,000kg of propellant to launch them into the sun. And that's not including their space suit, or the tank that holds all that fuel, or the engines themselves.
TL;DR: you'd likely need an entire Atlas V booster (pictured, almost 200 feet tall) to launch one furry into the sun, even without a space suit or supplies.
Disclaimer that gravity assists could help, but I am in no position to do those calculations, and they would take a long time to perform for not too much gain.
Wikipedia articles used: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_gravitational_parameter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-minor_axis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specific_impulse
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_%28mathematical_constant%29
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur_%28rocket_stage%29
#76
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anonasdaasdasd (12/28/2015) [-] You shouldn't want others dead for liking something else than you.
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mrlester (12/28/2015) [-] Get your ****** priorities straight.
First we sent the bronies. All of them.
Second the obsessed sonic fans
Third the really annoying furries
First we sent the bronies. All of them.
Second the obsessed sonic fans
Third the really annoying furries
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thediamondhack (12/28/2015) [-] **thediamondhack used "*roll picture*"**
**thediamondhack rolled image**
>all furries on earth sent to mars
>everybody thinks theyll die
>a year later
>furries still on mars
>theres more of them than before
>Furry kids yuck. discusting
>be 50 years later
>furries have cities on mars
>people on earth not allowed
>furries make bio weapons
>trying to destroy earth
>everybody panic
>they sent the weapon
>it turns everybody furry
>thats a bad story
>weapon kills everyone, including furries on mars
>universe is saved
**thediamondhack rolled image**
>all furries on earth sent to mars
>everybody thinks theyll die
>a year later
>furries still on mars
>theres more of them than before
>Furry kids yuck. discusting
>be 50 years later
>furries have cities on mars
>people on earth not allowed
>furries make bio weapons
>trying to destroy earth
>everybody panic
>they sent the weapon
>it turns everybody furry
>thats a bad story
>weapon kills everyone, including furries on mars
>universe is saved
#73
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chaosraptor (12/28/2015) [-] lets use them for scientific research
theres laws against using humans or animals for testing.... but furries are in the middle....
they arent animals and are less than human... test **** on them
theres laws against using humans or animals for testing.... but furries are in the middle....
they arent animals and are less than human... test **** on them
#75
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melwach (12/28/2015) [-] Furries are actually being send to Mars
Mankind destroys itself over some ********
Furry colonists are the only humans left alive
gg wp humanity.
Mankind destroys itself over some ********
Furry colonists are the only humans left alive
gg wp humanity.
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buttlumps ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Furries are no problem, much like the brony fandom, sonic fandom and **** , maybe even the steven universe fandom, there are some good people out there and some really ******* good musicans, artists an animators, but you gotta look pretty hard to find those good people despite the majority not being as bad as the internet lets on. again, dont have anything relevant to post, so have a fanny gif. also, dont go to furrafinity unless you wanna be insta-traumatized.
