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Damned Imperials have gone too far

Sorry, TALOS is not an word
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#4 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [+] (23 replies)
What game is this?
User avatar #12 to #4 - chrispoot (08/08/2014) [-]
The elder storms of sand : Darude
#3 - ILoveFurries ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
#16 - bidgick (08/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, FJ! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
#34 - ecto ONLINE (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - newepsilon (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #26 - liftplus ONLINE (08/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
imperials =/= elfs are the ones responsible
User avatar #29 to #27 - liftplus ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
kissing elf nuts > extinction
#1 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Talos is a name... proper nouns are removed from these types of games...
#6 to #2 - coughingboss (08/07/2014) [-]
Dont be mad he took your job.
#42 - radiohazard (08/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#33 - goldenrodent ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Ah, its a classic. The real Talos mistake.
#56 - zanxoo (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #36 - Crusader (08/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Talos is a proper noun, and therefore should not be allowed anyways.
#74 to #36 - jmnmj (08/08/2014) [-]
Talos is always allowed
#8 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
******* knife ears.
#38 to #11 - malhaloc ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh please. You elves are so caught up in yourselves, that you don't even notice the Shadow Scales behind you.
User avatar #22 - nITE (08/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I like being a dark elf..
#63 - phunact (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**phunact rolled image** kind of relevant story?
>playing skyrim
>going to dragonsreach in whiterun
>hear heimskr
>unequip everything
>walk over and go to punch him
>its a special attack
>pick him up, lift him over my head
>piledrive his head into the ground
>the whole time he was still saying hes speech
#69 - atma (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My magnum opus
User avatar #15 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Friend of mine was kicking my ass in a game like this, then I got the word "japes" on some multipliers n **** . Got 112 points and won.
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