Damn. Found on Facebook and thought i would share. I ieft . Milty . togi;. Just become an escort. Lot's of money in that career path.
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#1 - paraplegicdinosaur (04/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Just become an escort.

Lot's of money in that career path.
User avatar #8 - dedaluminus (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Guy version: Sometimes I think "Screw this, I'll just become an assassin for hire!" But then I remember I have a familiar tremor in my left hand, large volumes of blood make me squeamish, and I'm nowhere near anal enough to clean a crime scene so as to not get caught.
#9 to #8 - sinery (04/10/2014) [-]
You said anal.
User avatar #5 - puggles (04/10/2014) [-]
you've obviously never been to some of the strip clubs that i frequented in my misspent youth.
#14 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Better yet,
#13 - newesttook (04/11/2014) [-]
>At work   
>Boss singles me out of the group, says breakroom is filthy and she is ashamed to have employees like me   
>			******		 gotta be done i guess.   
>spray heavy duty cleaning solvent all over room   
>get on hands and knees and scrub with flimsy-ass washcloths till it 			*******		 sparkles   
>boss looks it over.   
>"i need better workers than this"   
>"then i'll give you a chance to find some! consider this my notice."   
>boss laughs "what will you do if you quit?"   
>"well after today i have pretty good experience with getting on my knees and degrading myself!"   
>...   
>...   
>awkward storm off.   
>mfw
>At work
>Boss singles me out of the group, says breakroom is filthy and she is ashamed to have employees like me
> ****** gotta be done i guess.
>spray heavy duty cleaning solvent all over room
>get on hands and knees and scrub with flimsy-ass washcloths till it ******* sparkles
>boss looks it over.
>"i need better workers than this"
>"then i'll give you a chance to find some! consider this my notice."
>boss laughs "what will you do if you quit?"
>"well after today i have pretty good experience with getting on my knees and degrading myself!"
>...
>...
>awkward storm off.
>mfw
User avatar #11 - nommonsterbaa ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
And a Male.
#7 - dontread (04/10/2014) [-]
You'll never be a fat stripper cause you dont have nearly the same confidence the already employed fat strippers sport
User avatar #6 - nemesisapoc (04/10/2014) [-]
That never stopped my mom...
#12 - darkpotato (04/10/2014) [-]
**darkpotato rolled image** sometimes i think of that too then i remember i am a potato
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