Damn Catastrophe (plz read desc). you have cat to be kitten me right meow. I would prefur if you could not joke about this scruff right meow. These puns are cat
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Damn Catastrophe (plz read desc)

you have cat to be kitten me right meow. I would prefur if you could not joke about this scruff right meow. These puns are catastrophic, aghh brain, don't puss out on me now. I'm just kitten around now, to be honest they're kitten a little bit boring. But I think the fcat that I can come up with so many puns is specatular , seriously it's like a meowtain of puns right now. I believe that I can pawsitively come up with some more, aghh I can do this, I'm not gonna be a pussy. I will need to find my catalog of purfect puns. I can't find it, I'll just have to paws for a moment and think of one..AHH I'm going to go mad and break the claw! but then again, I don't want to go to jail because I have so much to live fur. I hope I can come up with one soon, only time can tail. But then again, no one is purfect. Except me, because last week i bought a new purr coat and when I wear it I look pawsitively sexy in it. Lately i've been getting into acting...I just need to ask myself if i'm PawllyWood ready or not, I hope i can have a pawdygaurd. On second thought i'm too big of a procatinator to become an acattor. OOOOHHH maybe I can become a catstronaught...paww that would take too much time. Maybe I could purswade them into letting me become one. Nahh that would take too much efurrt. On a diffurrent topic, have you seen the mewspapers lately?.

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