Dads. Source: Tumblr. just imagine a room full earls all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful (luis to each other and they all find it hilarious final
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just imagine a room full earls all wearing polo shirts and
sneakers telling awful (luis to each other and they all find it
they ealing
Oh gee my use would E in that room
you walls into the room and go: "use please let' s go home i am hungry"
and they all turn around collectively and chant: "HI DAD"
sash times glt 'at RI'
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Submitted: 10/18/2013
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User avatar #8 - honkan (10/18/2013) [+] (29 replies)
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Ultimately relevant.
User avatar #17 - laserninjashark (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Me: "what's for dinner?"
dad: "The choice is yours"
me: "really?"
dad: "yes! between meatballs and meatballs!"

Every damn time
#11 - megafranco (10/18/2013) [-]
I would just join my dad and make more retarded puns
User avatar #6 - manofparody ONLINE (10/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
For the entire time I read this post, I was just sitting here thinking, "Nah, my dad isn't one of those..."
Until that last line...
SO. MANY. ******* . TIMES.
Just tell me what's for dinner, god ******* damnit!!!
#26 - blademontane ONLINE (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #28 - valuz (10/18/2013) [-]
me: dad i'm thirsty!
dad: i'm friday!

ffs dad
#70 - kez (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A few of my dads jokes that he says every single time:

"Can you put the kettle/oven/w.e on?"
"Nah, it wont fit"

"You know what?"
"Nah, never met him"

"Im bored"
"I'm Richard"
"I'm serious, dad"
"I thought you were bored?"

"I'm off"
"I wondered what the smell was"

"What does a mother buffalo say to her son when he leaves?"

"Whats a ET short for?"
"He has little legs"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
"No idea"
#2 - androanomaly (10/18/2013) [-]
That last comment made me laugh almost too loud.
User avatar #35 - TheseChocodiles (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If he's hungry
im Budapeckish!!!!!!

im so sorry
User avatar #63 to #35 - bouazizforever ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Hi sorry
#74 - whtkid (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #25 - jopangel (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would love to stay there with them preparing my life to be the ultimate bad jokes dad
User avatar #73 - yetiyitties (10/18/2013) [-]
We pass a cemetery every time we go to my step-dads house.

"Hey yetiyitties, people are dying to get in there."

I laughed the first time, thought it was funny.

But then......Every. Single. Time.
#116 - include (10/19/2013) [-]
Kids FW they enter the room.
Kids FW they enter the room.
User avatar #84 - lemonsixx (10/19/2013) [-]
i cant wait to be a dad. cause im gonna be exactly like that.
#27 - fedegon (10/18/2013) [-]
My father is a cool man.
He used to wake me up at 6 A.M. to take me to eat middle-eastern food sold by a creepy dude whose only thing visible from his face was his gigantic moustache.
Good times.
#128 - halloweenwillcome (10/19/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Life With Cats ** What my dad looks like.
#106 - tabarzins (10/19/2013) [-]
made me think of
#29 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
just imagine a place with a bunch of spastic annoying 15 year old girls telling each other awful jokes and they all find it hilarious
oh wait, tumblr
User avatar #43 to #29 - herpymcderp (10/18/2013) [-]
they don't find it hilarious
the start crying and then they're so done
User avatar #65 - danster (10/18/2013) [-]
>awful jokes

Kids these days have no sense of humor.
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