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springbok ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-] 
This kids going places! Mostly places that start with St. or end in General Hospital, but still places!
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qanonymousp ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-] that top one is so impressive!
i'm so glad the guy caught the child, imagine how he would have felt if he missed and ended up with baby mince at his feet.
i'm so glad the guy caught the child, imagine how he would have felt if he missed and ended up with baby mince at his feet.
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toosexyforyou (10/30/2014) [-] He was gonna be late to school and didn't have time to take the stairs down.
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codfishjoe (10/30/2014) [-]
No McDonalds for you i'm sorry , this thread was begging for it it had to be said
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tazerjmarks (10/30/2014) [-] I want to hear some bad ass dad storys! Sorry batman One time my dad caught a bird with his hand.
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vikingfaen (10/30/2014) [-] Didn't happened to me, but my step brother. He was standing on a cliff with his father about 13 meters above the sea (on a boat holiday) and fishing. Suddenly the fishing pole starts twitching and he's got a fish. The pole gets yanked forward and he starts to fall, but not before his dad catches him by his pants. There was like a quarter of a second to react.
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anon (10/30/2014) [-]
Not my dad, but good nonetheless. When my mom was little (around 4) they had this cat that would flip the **** out if you so much as looked at her , my mom , being a naive 4 year old, tried to pick her up.cthe cit flipped out and clawed her in the cheek so hard that it drew blood. My grandpa saw this and went into a berserker rage , grabbed the cat took it outside, and drop kicked it across the yard.
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squishypyro (10/30/2014) [-] Came across a man and a woman trying to get their dog down from a cliff face in the dene when I was walking around with my dad there; apparently the dog had been up there for about 3 days after managing to get itself stuck and couldn't get back down, my dad climbed the cliff and carried this full-grown border collie back down with him
Also risked frying his dumb ass on an electric fence just to get my kite back that flew out of my grasp when I was little
Also risked frying his dumb ass on an electric fence just to get my kite back that flew out of my grasp when I was little
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ezombio (10/30/2014) [-] My Dad was a really lucky thalidomide baby: just the left arm is very short and thumbs on both hands were removed as a baby because they were near useless.
Now; you might think totally losing the use of thumbs and limiting the reach of one of said thumbless arms would prove an extremely impeding handicap.
Nope, **** no. I worship his dexterity and bask in his biker glory.
Driving a car? TOO EASY. bear in mind we're British, so the gearstick is in constant use and by his short, two-third-length arm.
Writing with a pen? ONLY NEED TWO FINGERS.
Typing on a keyboard? THUMBS ARE ONLY FOR THE SPACEBAR ANYWAY.
His only super-weakness is VideoGame Consoles Controllers, which he got around by buying a Wiimote Zapper and only playing Resident Evil (only trigger fingers required.)
Whenever people talk about how significant posable thumbs are, and how they were a breakthrough in evolution that gave primates an upper handbadum-tiss, I laugh.
Now; you might think totally losing the use of thumbs and limiting the reach of one of said thumbless arms would prove an extremely impeding handicap.
Nope, **** no. I worship his dexterity and bask in his biker glory.
Driving a car? TOO EASY. bear in mind we're British, so the gearstick is in constant use and by his short, two-third-length arm.
Writing with a pen? ONLY NEED TWO FINGERS.
Typing on a keyboard? THUMBS ARE ONLY FOR THE SPACEBAR ANYWAY.
His only super-weakness is VideoGame Consoles Controllers, which he got around by buying a Wiimote Zapper and only playing Resident Evil (only trigger fingers required.)
Whenever people talk about how significant posable thumbs are, and how they were a breakthrough in evolution that gave primates an upper handbadum-tiss, I laugh.
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fillytickler (10/30/2014) [-]
Father once swallowed a toothpick and pulled it out with his fingers. I don't think I talked back that week.
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travishein ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-] I got one for you. Sitting on the front porch with family at my mom's house. Just got done with a large meal (I'm sure chicken and dumplings, mom's specialty). Outside having an after dinner smoke. I was sitting across from my sister, who had her 1 year old sitting in her lap. My kids were riding around on those little gay-ass push carts (in my day we had big wheels and they rocked!). So sister is drinking a glass of tea, and has a cigarette in her other hand (bad parenting, I know, but she was trying to hold it down and keep smoke from junior). Suddenly, junior decides to stand up. Now, most babies are all head, and this one was built like a tootsie pop. So he starts to pitch over the side of the chair head first. Mom doesn't react in time, but my dad powers activate and I shoot up out of my chair (about 5 feet away) reach out like lightning and grab that baby's ankle. Literally stopped him with his face about 1/2 inch from the concrete floor. So I'm holding baby by one leg and he's laughing like a little douche stick...Sister is all like "Holy **** , how did you do that?!" This is my duty, for I am dad.
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runapuff (10/30/2014) [-] Personal Dad Stories
1. He went into our burglarized house by himself, but armed, not knowing if the robbers would still be there just to make absolutely sure we (my sister and I) would be safe.
2. After spending fourteen years maintaining his truck he passed it on to me and to this day helps me do all my own maintenance.
3. Sometimes he acts more like a ten year old boy than a fifty-one year old man, his favorite toys are nerf guns and pig catapults and messing with our neighbors dogs.
4. While my mother was pregnant with me and then my sister he quit smoking, and then for thirteen years afterwards while we were still growing, he continued not to smoke.
In a way I guess you could say I'm a daddy's girl.
1. He went into our burglarized house by himself, but armed, not knowing if the robbers would still be there just to make absolutely sure we (my sister and I) would be safe.
2. After spending fourteen years maintaining his truck he passed it on to me and to this day helps me do all my own maintenance.
3. Sometimes he acts more like a ten year old boy than a fifty-one year old man, his favorite toys are nerf guns and pig catapults and messing with our neighbors dogs.
4. While my mother was pregnant with me and then my sister he quit smoking, and then for thirteen years afterwards while we were still growing, he continued not to smoke.
In a way I guess you could say I'm a daddy's girl.
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mathmanchris (10/30/2014) [-] > Sometimes he acts more like a ten year old boy than a fifty-one year old man, his favorite toys are nerf guns and pig catapult and messing with our neighbors dogs.
We men don't grow up, we just get bigger toys.
We men don't grow up, we just get bigger toys.
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thumbwhoremuch (10/30/2014) [-]
Saw #1 and when I started reading #2 I thought you were starting to say he left you his truck because he died checking for burglars. I was about to get hit by feels. I'm glad your dad is alive.
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toncheky ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-] Nice things my did for my family:
1. beat my mother
2. assaulted both grampas
3. provided money
4. countless insults
5. bought me a pc
6. hit my dog with a stick
7. kicked us out of the house (mother 3 sisters)
8. kicked me out few times
9. tried to strangle me over a tiny fight
10. bought me a car
11. numerous shoving (egoistic douchebag style because he is stronger than me)
12. threaten to kill mom and beat sisters
13. gave us a lot of money
1. beat my mother
2. assaulted both grampas
3. provided money
4. countless insults
5. bought me a pc
6. hit my dog with a stick
7. kicked us out of the house (mother 3 sisters)
8. kicked me out few times
9. tried to strangle me over a tiny fight
10. bought me a car
11. numerous shoving (egoistic douchebag style because he is stronger than me)
12. threaten to kill mom and beat sisters
13. gave us a lot of money
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russianexplain (10/30/2014) [-] my dad would always say I'm stupid and when he would say that I wouldn't answer, I think that he thinks that I'm really stupid and too scared to reply so he keeps telling me that every now and then when in reality, when I have enough money to live on my own, I'll forget about him and cut all contact with him.
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graphenz (10/30/2014) [-] **** yeah - good father club!
1. Once when I was being merciless beaten by some 8th graders, his Dad sense went off(he was waiting for me in the car) Captain Dad, came running and saved the day!
2. As yours my father quit smoking when my mother became pregnant with me
3. As with your truck he passed his first guitar on to me, starting my music hobby
4. He's an old rocker, but would not keep up that life when they started doing things that threatened the life of another person, he wasn't in their gang? since he refused to get pissed on and go through other humiliating **** to get in, but they just accepted him and taught me large male groups usually consists of self concious "weak" dudes that just group up to seem tough.
5. He's saved my ass more times than I dare to count.
I ******* love being an adult, my dad is both my friend and a source of wisdom, everything I've done or will do he's got a wilder story and a point to make for me.
I'm sorry FJ bro's who've never had a Dad to be there for you.. or a mother for that sake.
1. Once when I was being merciless beaten by some 8th graders, his Dad sense went off(he was waiting for me in the car) Captain Dad, came running and saved the day!
2. As yours my father quit smoking when my mother became pregnant with me
3. As with your truck he passed his first guitar on to me, starting my music hobby
4. He's an old rocker, but would not keep up that life when they started doing things that threatened the life of another person, he wasn't in their gang? since he refused to get pissed on and go through other humiliating **** to get in, but they just accepted him and taught me large male groups usually consists of self concious "weak" dudes that just group up to seem tough.
5. He's saved my ass more times than I dare to count.
I ******* love being an adult, my dad is both my friend and a source of wisdom, everything I've done or will do he's got a wilder story and a point to make for me.
I'm sorry FJ bro's who've never had a Dad to be there for you.. or a mother for that sake.
#104
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gordonbm ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-] Silly OP, you got the last one reversed. It's actually like this.
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twentyseconds (10/30/2014) [-] What is your head filled with hot air? WELL IT IS NOW HAHAHAHA dad jokes
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ezombio (10/30/2014) [-] This is such a good theme for .gif comps.
It makes me fuzzy inside when the stereotype that women make the better parents is just so cleanly and neatly disproven, all in my favourite format.
It makes me fuzzy inside when the stereotype that women make the better parents is just so cleanly and neatly disproven, all in my favourite format.
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solinvictus (10/30/2014) [-]
My dad once pulled a drunk guy out of burning wrecked car when I was little. I was so proud.
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emberhard ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-] Something I have actually noticed between men vs women is that men tend to be able to successfully react to danger in a split second without thinking. As observed my these gifs and my own life experiences. Perhaps it is this that is partially responsible to the stereotype that men are better drivers. Its possibly some gift of evolution, idk, I'm no expert.
#93
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youthanasia (10/30/2014) [-] >be me
>got that weird reflex with my legs coz of playing football
>whenever i accidentally drop something i land it with my foot
>visiting my friends home gym
>asked me to pass him the weights
>2 of them 10kg each
>as i walk i stumbled
>one of them slipped
>foot reflex kicked in
>10kg landed on my feet
>girlscreaming.jpg
>ended up with one finger fully and two barely broken
>spent whole month playing DotA.
>got that weird reflex with my legs coz of playing football
>whenever i accidentally drop something i land it with my foot
>visiting my friends home gym
>asked me to pass him the weights
>2 of them 10kg each
>as i walk i stumbled
>one of them slipped
>foot reflex kicked in
>10kg landed on my feet
>girlscreaming.jpg
>ended up with one finger fully and two barely broken
>spent whole month playing DotA.
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pedestrianx ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-] > drops weight
> catches with foot
> brakes finger
> wut
> catches with foot
> brakes finger
> wut
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ohnomynamedoesntfi (10/30/2014) [-] This isn't a dad story, but a brother story. Apparently when I was about a year old, my parents took I and my 2 brothers shopping. As soon as my parents looked at something on a shelf, I took a head dive out of the little seat in the shopping cart. My middle brother (I'm the youngest of 3) managed to catch me by the ankle as I fell and saved me from what would have likely been some pretty serious brain damage.
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lefiddlesticks (10/30/2014) [-] **lefiddlesticks rolled image** > took I and my 2 brothers shopping....
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ohnomynamedoesntfi (10/30/2014) [-] Basically it means that I mainly get As and Bs for my final grades in my classes. I have yet to get any grade below a B in my post-high school education. *Knocks on wood* But thanks! Will do haha
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newforomador (10/30/2014) [-] GPA is Grade Point Average. The highest you can get is a 4.0, which is 100%. The average GPA of 2006 was 3.11 in America
