Dad. hello mother hello father. two CIENCIA have conversation h aha yes in going gem on the weekend" hello going golfing on the weekend, in clad" hello , i' rrt dad
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Dad

hello mother
hello father

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two CIENCIA have conversation
h aha yes in going gem on the weekend"
hello going golfing on the weekend, in clad"
hello , i' rrt clad"
hello , i' rrt clad"
mephala "l' grat' i; sity'
i tfy
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User avatar #1 - Alchemyst (12/04/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Dueling Carls,  a "Talking Carl" Scream Fight
#6 - rarityrarityrarity (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The only "dad joke" post that ever made me life.
have a thomb.
User avatar #23 - maddric (12/04/2013) [-]
Legend has it they are still joking.
User avatar #10 - drynix (12/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
.̮̀̌̓
ͭ̇ͮ
͈̤̟͔͕͛ͬ̐͌̿̆̈́H̟́ͩ͒ͫ̀ͤ͌ͧe̹̗̹̮͑̂̋ͭ͊̄ͬĺ ͨ̉͆̑̓̔l̤̭̠̗̭̿ͯ͛͛ͩo̲̠̜̹͛̚ ͎̯ͫ̈͒ͧͪd͔ͦ̈́̈ͭ̍ͧͯ̚ȧ̠̜̮̱̤̈́̈́͌͛́̐̊dͨ͋̾͑ ͕͖̽̽,͖͂ͣͩ̿͋̑ ̯ͯI̭̅͑͛ ̗̮ͨ͆͊ͮ͂à͈̘̊̉̓̿ͥͤ̽̚m͎̠ͦ͑ͯ ̦̦̤̒̊̽͛ḏ͎̯̟͕͒e͕̭ͬ͗̓̃ͯä́́͑ͥ̎̉ ̗̮̮t͖̜̪ͯ͋ͮͥͬ̔ͩ̚h͎͎̟̀͌͌͗̐ ͈͕̗̘̾ͮ̔ͭ̒̈́̄
̲͒͒͒ͮ̀͂̚ ̜̘̔͌̔͆͒͒ ̱̟͈̲̠̉̉ ̮̘̀ͥ̑ͯ̊̔ ͔̱̀͐ ͖̪͆͊ ̣̪̦ͫͫͬ̑ͯ̑̚ ̥̲͔̘̟̠̿ͥ̂ ̉͂̈ͪ̋̄̃̐ ̟̟̦͔̠͛ ̭̤̥ͪ̓ͧ̉̽̓ ̱̭̓͐̉ͫ̅ ̤̌͋ ̤̀ ̪͎̲̹̣̣̠͑ ̜̄͂̌ ̇ ̠̦ͣ͐ ̲̭̱͋ͩͫͭ͐̌̏͋̚ ̗̜̗̉ͬ́͊ͬ͛̋ͤ ͖̱͕̲̅ ̠̤̉͛ ͈̦ͭͦͧ̂̓ͨ ̑̄̆͛͊̑̒ ̹̭̍̍͌̋̋ͩ̑ͧ ̠̣̣̿ͧ͆ ̱̣̀̉ͣ͗̉ͩͬ̆ ̗͔̲̅̓̋ ̦̠̜͕̜̾́̂̏̃ ̭̮̱̈̎͒̃ͦ̇̓̒̀ ͖̈́ͩ̒ͫ ͪ̔ ̘̣̣̗̹́͒̉̿̓̒͌́ ̭ͦ ͖̭̯ͦͭͩ̾̈́̓ͮ ͔̣ͫ͛̄͐͗

User avatar #21 to #10 - nurples (12/04/2013) [-]
Hello death, I'm dad.
#25 - mrsaytan (12/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My dad has some pretty bad jokes, but he's never told me "Hi hungry"-jokes.   
I'm actually kinda sad...
My dad has some pretty bad jokes, but he's never told me "Hi hungry"-jokes.
I'm actually kinda sad...
#38 - ishotthedeputy (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#65 - AdamBaum (12/05/2013) [-]
'Dad Jokes 8 Part 2: Even MORE Dad jokes!' Directed by: Dad

I hope you're excited folks HI EXCITED FOLKS I'M DAD because Dad is coming out with a new movie!

Coming soon, Dad Jokes 9: Father

But wait theres more
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User avatar #60 to #50 - klaes (12/05/2013) [-]
This may come as a shock, but the poster never claimed this was a personal experience of theirs.
#12 - sampo (12/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What was this text called again.
I totally forgot the website to make these..
User avatar #13 to #12 - adzodeux (12/04/2013) [-]
Zalgo I think
#47 - moonmoonsmom (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Got one that JUST happened. My university was on lockdown for the past 2 hours because 2 people got killed right next to campus (tiny university). Sent a text explaining this to my dad and this is what he sends back: "Be careful if you go out and about. Situational awareness. Be alert. The world needs more lerts." I loled.
#40 - rambomanthree (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't know the feel of dad jokes   
   
my dad drank all the time, was abusive, and left my mom on her ass
I don't know the feel of dad jokes

my dad drank all the time, was abusive, and left my mom on her ass
#63 - aaronsalsa (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#71 to #68 - aaronsalsa (12/05/2013) [-]
Thanks brother
Thanks brother
#57 - codeboy (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #3 - sindrifreyr (12/04/2013) [-]
Legen has it that even now they are still having this conversation.
#75 - drailen (12/05/2013) [-]
Dat description
User avatar #51 - thrakerzad (12/05/2013) [-]
thsi must be why homosexual marriage is illegal
#39 - deadmuerto (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't like Father's day


it reminds me of dads

and I don't have one

a dad.
User avatar #46 to #39 - Hreidmar (12/05/2013) [-]
Is your dad dead? Muerto?
User avatar #32 - tallzed (12/05/2013) [-]
S̡̥͎͈̭͕͖͕̣͆͆́̔͋ͥ̓͊̇̒ͭ̍̂̎ͬ̑̌̏̿͝͞͡ò̎ͥ͊ ̴̤͈̪̋̈̾ ̴̯̜͂̓ͣ͌̌̍̃ͧͮ̅ͦ̅͂̎̉̽̋ͮ̚͝w̎̌̾̈̈́̊ͤͥͤ͊̀̚ ̢͖̭̤̪̟̜̦͖̥͘e̮̹͈ͥ̌̓ͭ̄̃ͤ̈́ͩ̽̕͢͢ ͈ ̨̥͎̟̘̱̭̥͕̔̓̋̓́̽̅͂̈̒̿͑ͭ̐ͬ̀͝aͪ̄͆̂ ̨̧̪̱̯͕̱͎͕̤̕r̨̲̪̹̗͕̣͎̜̮̦̣͎̤͊ͮ̉ͬ e͈̗̯̹̯̭͛̈́ͩ̆ͩ̓̓ͦ̅̈́̔͆̐͗͒̃̚̕ ̹͈̣̥̘̓͑ͬ͑̈ͮ̈́͐́́̄͂ͭ̚̚͡d̗̦̜̽̔ͭͥ̄̀͢ ̹ǫ͈̮̯̟̇̐͊̋ͬ͒͗ͬͥ͒̏ͫ̀͢͝iͫͥͯͣ̔̎̽͐̾ͥ ̗̯̜̥̕ņ̡̤̘͐̊ͮ͒̿͆ͤ̀̌ͨ̕͡ǵ̆ͭ ͕͖͔̤͔͕̱ ̷̡̨̜͈͖̥̭̟͔̗̭ͤ̈͗̆ͮ̔ͪͫ͂t̴̉͂͗̂҉̥̹̭ ̯ḣ̴̹̥̦͔̮̲̣͕̄̿̎̇̍͑̀͢͡i̡̯͎̯ͤ̎̅̔̈͘͘ s̸̱̯̣̘ͦͧ͊̆̐́̾́ͧ̽̔ͥ̎͒̚̚?̧ͥͩ̔̓̂̒̅͊̈́ͥ͘ ̤̲͖
User avatar #52 - acemcgunner (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
g̪͔̜̦̯̀ọ̡ ̡̗̲ḥ͢ę̢̹͕r̨̪e̘͖ ̮̤̪̥b̡̡̲͘ṟ̸̨̣͕̘ǫ̢̧̱̮̯̯̪̘ț̗̕h̲͝ è̤̘r̢̤̹̥,͈͔̜̕ ̪͕̘̠̠̕ẖ̵̸͎t̴̯̥̥̹̱͘ṭ̟p̥̱̗͝: ̜̣͈͖/̵͕̪/̜̭͈̪̠͘e͢e̪̥͔̗e̯m ̹̠͢͝o͎͕̠.̴҉̠n̢̯ẹ̯̣͖̠t̨̥/͝ ̱,̴̲̦̯̲͘ ̭̣a̷͖n̘͖͖̠̟͖d̵̤͈̪͈ ̹̀͢e̕̕n̴͎̪j͕͖͔ò̗̲y̤̕
User avatar #69 to #52 - Lolzster (12/05/2013) [-]
where do these come from? I can't properly describe these letters to google.
User avatar #27 - grandmabetty (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We̗̮̍̓̎ͦ ͋͊̌ͦͦ͂a̢͖̗̟̮͔̽̎͋ͬr̥ͭẹ̘̟̜́̾̽ͯ̚ ̟̱͔̆̈́̃͗̇̀t̘̲̪͂̽̄͗ẖ̽ͦͯ̂̔ͫe̤͐̔ͤ̇̎ ̭͈c͖ͤ̿̆͋̍͐h̉ͨ̋ȇ̋̑͆e̴͎̽̽̇̑͛͋ḱ ̘̤y̗̤̱ ̗͈̮̹͛̎̓̾̅̃̈gͧͫ͡i̴̮̤̿ͩͫr̘̪ͩͩ̾̃̓͋lͯ̃ ̘̗̣͈̇̅̓͡s̮͈̭̠̔̍̄͛̾
ͤ̾ͭ̅͡Ẉ̓̾̄̕ę̃ ̧̠̭̗́͂a̓͊ͭ̄r̤̹͔ͨ̑ͤ̊e̗̤̹̿̈́̒̄ͭͮ͊͞ ̠͖ͨͧt͈͊ͥ̚h̥̜ͨẹ͎̹̦̔̃͊͊ ͔̭̍ͧ̏̐ͯ̀c̵̲̣͔͖̽ͣͫͮ̚h͎͌̊̏̈́e͕ẹ̸̪͋̇ͩ̚ ͎̗ḳͧ̾̕ỷ̸͕̜̣͂̌ ̨̹̦̌̈g̹͎iͯr͔ͣ̔͗̅ļ̹͕̭̦̘͎̄͒̒ͩsͣ͗͂͊̚
̄̇̇́Y͎ö͖̠̲uͤ̈́̔̂̎̂̚ ̅ͯ͐̒ͤ̅a̘̪͈r̦͆̊͑̾͛e̠̓̔̄̓ ̠͎̮̠t̠̱̦̋ͬͩh̃͗͊̌̄ͥé̱͔ͬͫͣ̔ͥ ͕̟ͬ͐͛͗̋c͈̾͌ͪ̄̅̎h̭͎̜̦͈̟̊e̮̜̹̿̓͆̀̋͘ e̱͎̜͊ͮ̍ͥ͌̃k̜̥̠̜̣ͮͨy͔͔ͪ͂ͪ͝ ̣̚b̷̘̈͐o͕̘͎͋̓͌ͧẙͭ͊ͬ̏҉͔̥ș͑̇ͦ
̡̲̠͖Y̗̥ͬ͆͛͑̔͊͡oͩ̀̊̐̊ͮ́҉̤u ̪͒ͪͤ̐a̹̯ͫͩͭͩr̽ẽ̈ ̸ͪ̈́t̮̠̥̅̓͆ͮ̏͑h̤̤̭̏̉ͦ̈́ḙ̥̠̟ ͔̹̮̤ͦ̂͋c̯͔͖ḫ̴ͫ̀̐͐̎ê̷͈͈͔ͦe̾̆̋ ̥̯̥̽̄ķ̍͑̒̔y͈ ̎b͖̦͈̉̓ȏͮ͋ͭ͆͌͆y̦͈͌ͫ̅̅ͭ̉ͨṣ
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