Dad. hello mother hello father. two CIENCIA have conversation h aha yes in going gem on the weekend" hello going golfing on the weekend, in clad" hello , i' rrt dad
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - Alchemyst
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(12/04/2013) [-]
Dueling Carls,  a "Talking Carl" Scream Fight
#7 to #1 - anon id: 8a4ae5e1
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it was ok untill 00:32 holy **** that´s terrifying
User avatar #15 to #7 - davidiskickin
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straight up sounds like a Pokemon call from the old ones
#18 to #1 - cosminb
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User avatar #19 to #1 - cosminb
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I laughed like a total imbecile at this...

Also, my voice is HIGHER than your voice!
User avatar #20 to #1 - MatthewsGauss
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sounds like old black metal
#22 to #1 - kotos
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Reminds me of invasion of the body snatchers
#81 to #1 - waffies
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(12/05/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard that i farted in pure humorous ecstasy once it started screaming
I laughed so hard that i farted in pure humorous ecstasy once it started screaming
#44 to #1 - dragonsoverlord
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I actually enjoyed this.
I actually enjoyed this.
User avatar #45 to #44 - dragonsoverlord
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I just realized that this is also every internet fight ever.
#76 to #1 - jellyman
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Playstation vs Xbox in a nutshell also, I couldn't stop laughing.
#11 to #1 - rainbowhead
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Comment Picture
#29 to #11 - Milos
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#26 to #1 - theincrediblemrk
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That's terrifying.
That's terrifying.
#5 to #1 - funnyjunkknight
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I'll never use headphones on the internet again
#4 to #1 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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It goes so bad so quickly
It goes so bad so quickly
#16 to #4 - thedecodedgamer
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#34 to #4 - anon id: 34de8a78
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My insides are hurting so much right now from laughter.
It just makes it all the better.
#6 - rarityrarityrarity
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(12/04/2013) [-]
The only "dad joke" post that ever made me life.
have a thomb.
#97 to #6 - spetsnazvymple
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Ĥ̢̨͈͔̟̮̥̮̪̟̤̟͎̉͐́È͖̘̪͑̾͐̅̌͢ ̢̱̱̒̀͛͌͐͊ͤͥ̿̚̚Çͭͦͩ̐̊̒́ͮ̂̽̒͐̊ͪ͋͡ ̭͎̯̣̭̦̤̦̮̗̱O̷̪͔ͪ͊̈̊̐ͮ̊̊̾̃͌͂̈M̌͂ ͗͋̒̊ͭ̊̀͐̍̒̅ͪ̐̑ͫ҉̷̜͎̜̥̭̀E̡̢̋͑̍ͨ̀͢͝ ̣̪̭̘S̑ͣ̂ͦ̉̒ͮ͑̅͒̿ͤ̽̓͐̇̄̽̄͘҉̸ ͖͈͕͎̲̱̥̦
̢͕̯͈̟̪̣͎̥̈̒͌ͮ͗̉ͯͪ͗̍̂͌̕͡
#31 to #6 - jubajubejiblets
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made u life? U wot m8?
User avatar #23 - maddric
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(12/04/2013) [-]
Legend has it they are still joking.
User avatar #10 - drynix
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.̮̀̌̓
ͭ̇ͮ
͈̤̟͔͕͛ͬ̐͌̿̆̈́H̟́ͩ͒ͫ̀ͤ͌ͧe̹̗̹̮͑̂̋ͭ͊̄ͬĺ ͨ̉͆̑̓̔l̤̭̠̗̭̿ͯ͛͛ͩo̲̠̜̹͛̚ ͎̯ͫ̈͒ͧͪd͔ͦ̈́̈ͭ̍ͧͯ̚ȧ̠̜̮̱̤̈́̈́͌͛́̐̊dͨ͋̾͑ ͕͖̽̽,͖͂ͣͩ̿͋̑ ̯ͯI̭̅͑͛ ̗̮ͨ͆͊ͮ͂à͈̘̊̉̓̿ͥͤ̽̚m͎̠ͦ͑ͯ ̦̦̤̒̊̽͛ḏ͎̯̟͕͒e͕̭ͬ͗̓̃ͯä́́͑ͥ̎̉ ̗̮̮t͖̜̪ͯ͋ͮͥͬ̔ͩ̚h͎͎̟̀͌͌͗̐ ͈͕̗̘̾ͮ̔ͭ̒̈́̄
̲͒͒͒ͮ̀͂̚ ̜̘̔͌̔͆͒͒ ̱̟͈̲̠̉̉ ̮̘̀ͥ̑ͯ̊̔ ͔̱̀͐ ͖̪͆͊ ̣̪̦ͫͫͬ̑ͯ̑̚ ̥̲͔̘̟̠̿ͥ̂ ̉͂̈ͪ̋̄̃̐ ̟̟̦͔̠͛ ̭̤̥ͪ̓ͧ̉̽̓ ̱̭̓͐̉ͫ̅ ̤̌͋ ̤̀ ̪͎̲̹̣̣̠͑ ̜̄͂̌ ̇ ̠̦ͣ͐ ̲̭̱͋ͩͫͭ͐̌̏͋̚ ̗̜̗̉ͬ́͊ͬ͛̋ͤ ͖̱͕̲̅ ̠̤̉͛ ͈̦ͭͦͧ̂̓ͨ ̑̄̆͛͊̑̒ ̹̭̍̍͌̋̋ͩ̑ͧ ̠̣̣̿ͧ͆ ̱̣̀̉ͣ͗̉ͩͬ̆ ̗͔̲̅̓̋ ̦̠̜͕̜̾́̂̏̃ ̭̮̱̈̎͒̃ͦ̇̓̒̀ ͖̈́ͩ̒ͫ ͪ̔ ̘̣̣̗̹́͒̉̿̓̒͌́ ̭ͦ ͖̭̯ͦͭͩ̾̈́̓ͮ ͔̣ͫ͛̄͐͗

User avatar #36 to #10 - ilikethisusername
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how do people do that? wtf????
User avatar #43 to #36 - dragonsoverlord
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g̪͔̜̦̯̀ọ̡ ̡̗̲ḥ͢ę̢̹͕r̨̪e̘͖ ̮̤̪̥b̡̡̲͘ṟ̸̨̣͕̘ǫ̢̧̱̮̯̯̪̘ț̗̕h̲͝ è̤̘r̢̤̹̥,͈͔̜̕ ̪͕̘̠̠̕ẖ̵̸͎t̴̯̥̥̹̱͘ṭ̟p̥̱̗͝: ̜̣͈͖/̵͕̪/̜̭͈̪̠͘e͢e̪̥͔̗e̯m ̹̠͢͝o͎͕̠.̴҉̠n̢̯ẹ̯̣͖̠t̨̥/͝ ̱,̴̲̦̯̲͘ ̭̣a̷͖n̘͖͖̠̟͖d̵̤͈̪͈ ̹̀͢e̕̕n̴͎̪j͕͖͔ò̗̲y̤̕
User avatar #59 to #43 - williamhowardtaft
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ỷ̎͊҉̥̠͖o̪̮̪͢u̷̐ͦ͛ͣ ̪̲̯͎ị̥̭͊̇̚d̯͛̃̚iͦ̽ͫ͂o͔̅̅̽͆͢t̠,̋̑ͥ͊ ̠̀̉ ̣̜ͬ́̂̋y̜̘̘̥̓́o̪ͦ́ͨͪ̽̈͡uͮ̀ ̥̥̓̔̓͌ͫ̓ĉ̇͛́͛ă̌ͩ̓̅ͭ͐nͮ̈́̀ṭͧ̈͛ͦ ͎̜̪̣ ̧̪ͤͣ̂̂c͐̍͞l͖͕ͫ̌͊̑̋i̤̱̠̣͆͆̇ͮc̒̐ͬ̏ ̜k̘̘͔̲̈̕ ̵̥̲͎͖̍ͦl̗̠͕̤̘̿ͣ̂͐̈̀̾i͕̪̐̈́̾͋̃͌͑ṋ̽k̈́͂̚ ͈ͤ͊̆͌s͔̱̭ ͛̀̄̔ͧǐ̟f̤͈ͭͥ̋͂̈́͒̚͢ ̤̜̜̲̔ͦ̍̅i̯̭͊t̊̓ͩ̾̽͊͐s͂̒̓̈̄͌ ̯̭͈̭̓ͦ̄b̟̣̿̇ͣ̅͘e͖̠ͪ̐̈́͒̇e̸͔͑n̘̗̪̣̏ͫ͢ ̭͖ ̸̗̥̒̃̌d̘̯̟̜͈͒e͎ͭͯ̓̿̓͋͌m̹ͬ͢oͫ͂̀͞ ̠̤nͯ̈́i̥̲͕͎̘͔̐̏̈́͐z̗̀́̉͛̏̀ͩ̕ĕ͕͎̭ͭͨd̓ ̢͈̗̣̓̐̆̇ eeemo.net/
User avatar #117 to #59 - mrdrpage
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Ǐ̸̯̯ͨ̐̂̿̀ ̲͕̭͔ͪ̈ͪ̌̈́̃̽͌͢ ̣̊ͮ̑ ̸̢͕͔̹̯̃̈̅ͦͨ͛ͭH̪̭ͭĀ̦̂̃̈́V̡̹͎̅ͬ̔͌̀Ẻ͌͌͂ ̯̦̤̊ͧ͑ͥͤ̀͞ ̢̧̘̗̽̍ͤ̏̀ͤ ̟̭̆ͪ͘͝ ̓ͫ͂͐ͥ̒ ͖̠̤̠̽̆͗̀̆ͦ ͔͖̈́̆͡ ͋͛ͭ̐̒ͬ̌͞͝ ̅ͬ̾ͩͦ̈́ͣ͢҉̦ ̧̜̥ͫ̐ͨ̊͗͊ ̜̱̦̾̓ͤ̿̃̆̿ ̈́ͪ́ͮ́̃҉̪̗̜ ̥͗̓̑ͭ ̡̭̎ͬ̑͋̅̎͋͗̇ ̜̟̗̟̓̂̔͑ͥͥ͑ ̦̗̋̍ͣẀ̧̲̜̭͔̦̮̲̹̓͋́̑̋̇̀E̡̮̭̗͖͛̀͗ T̹̹̹̉̍̕͞ ̤͔͔̄̂̅Ḋ̵̤͐̒R͑̽͗̆̏͛Eͯ̈́ͩA̹̓͌͗ͭ̀ ̦Ṃ̤̱̯̅̉̅͂͡Ş̮̐̔̍ͥ̄̀ ̵̧̥͔̤͂̐ͩͩ̈́ ̯̠̤̠͕̂̑̅͝ ̯͎̍ͣ͢ ̡̗͕̮ͣ̈́̌͋ ̤͖̤̦̪̪̈́̚ ̧̣̠̤̤̱ͬ ̹͋ ͕͒ͧ͒͒̂͑̀̕ ̇͛̇͌ͤ̌͘ ̟̪̗͐ͨ ̵̧̯̠́̍ͨ̐ ̲͕̦ͥ̎ͣ̅ͬ̉̽͐ͥ͝S͈͂͐̀̃̓̋̇ͧ͊ ̷̡͎͔ͯ̋ͥ͂ ̸̣̜̲̽̾ ̵̸̱̟͂̉̅̈̓͞ ͈̣͎̃̄̈̂̌ ̏͗͒ͫ҉̜͖ ̸̥̉͑ͦ̍ ̴͖̃́̔ͨ̄ ̠̣̈́̔̑Ȍ͈̿̕M͖̹̲͖͒̈́̑̽E̟̤̍̽̔ͦͨ́ T̥̪̟ͣ̄͑͗̊ͯ̀I͎ͬ̈̇͆͋͗̃̚M̔̔ͥͨ̆ͩ̉̚ ̟͕̱ͧ͢Eͭͪ̌͆҉̧͈̲̜͈̥͝S̢̲̹ͥͧ̋͘
User avatar #91 to #59 - dragonsoverlord
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I wanted him to figure it out....
#90 to #10 - anon id: 6ebfc976
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How do people do this? I am 5 help me
User avatar #21 to #10 - nurples
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Hello death, I'm dad.
#25 - mrsaytan
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My dad has some pretty bad jokes, but he's never told me "Hi hungry"-jokes.   
I'm actually kinda sad...
My dad has some pretty bad jokes, but he's never told me "Hi hungry"-jokes.
I'm actually kinda sad...
User avatar #37 to #25 - pizzaweed
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Hi Actually Kinda Sad, I'm Dad.
User avatar #33 to #25 - bagguhsleep
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Hi, actually kinda sad..., I'm dad.
User avatar #101 to #33 - pizzaweed
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****, didn't see this. my apologies
User avatar #116 to #101 - bagguhsleep
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Don't worry about it, mayne.
#100 to #33 - mrsaytan
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#38 - ishotthedeputy
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#77 to #38 - mormon
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#93 to #38 - strikingeight
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I don't take getting banned lightly, so have this disturbing pic in return. 4chan in a nutshell
User avatar #66 to #38 - iamaniceperson
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what the ahit man, I was about to go to sleep.
#65 - AdamBaum
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'Dad Jokes 8 Part 2: Even MORE Dad jokes!' Directed by: Dad

I hope you're excited folks HI EXCITED FOLKS I'M DAD because Dad is coming out with a new movie!

Coming soon, Dad Jokes 9: Father

But wait theres more
#50 - iviagic
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User avatar #60 to #50 - klaes
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This may come as a shock, but the poster never claimed this was a personal experience of theirs.
#61 to #60 - iviagic
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User avatar #62 to #61 - klaes
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Sure.
User avatar #74 to #61 - stringfingerable
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Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
#73 to #61 - aaronsalsa
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So...   
   
   
...hows it goin?
So...


...hows it goin?
#12 - sampo
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What was this text called again.
I totally forgot the website to make these..
#28 to #12 - anon id: 3a1cac63
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comic sans
#86 to #12 - exaggerate
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User avatar #13 to #12 - adzodeux
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Zalgo I think
User avatar #14 to #13 - sampo
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T͕͔͝h͎̥̟̦͝a͕͢n̷̮̭̭k̢̟s̪̟̀͢ ͕!̧͖
User avatar #67 to #14 - iamaniceperson
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H͑ͦ̐ͧ͂͂͛̆͌̋̽͊ͪ̂̊eͮ͋̓ͦ͒̇͂ͭ̓̈̽̎lͯ͂͐p̿̽͆ͫ͑̍ͥ͂ ͒̂̈́͆̇ͩ ̏͌͐̀͋̀̊͋̄̅ͣͦͨ̉̀͒I̓̈̓͂̓ͨͨ̄͊̀̓͑̀̔̚'ͯ͛̇͗̅̇mͥ ̓ͨ̔̽̀̓͗ͦ̔̌ ͮ̔ͣ͒̃͊́͌ͥ͆́̿̔̿ͫb͊̽ͭ̔ͯͥͦ̉ͭͦͪ͆ͩ̂͒ͪͣ̈́ͬe͒ͯ̇͑̏ ͛̍͂ͦ̍̈́̑̐̓̍̅ỉ́͂ͯ͌ͩ̂nͣͫ͆̀̎̋̅̿̆̽̎ğ̆̿ ̔̍̉̊ͣ̔̒̓̎̔̈́ͦͥ̉aͮͯͦ͌̃ͮ͂̆b̽̆ͣ̾̆̏̏dͨ͗̍ͩ͐ͤͨuͮ̋ ͧͣ͂͗͂ͥͮ̎̓̿͑̎̽̿̒ͩc̐͊ͦͨ͊̍͗ͨͪ̒̏ͣ̔͛͗̈́͐̂t̀ͣ̉̽ͥ ̈́̒̋̌̃ͨ́͊ͤ́ͩ̔ȅ̈̈̑ͩ̒͛̔͑ͤͭ̽ͨ̆d͌ͨ̏ͥ̄ͨ̅̏̋̑ͧ͗ͫ ͊̊̓

I already like these...
#40 - rambomanthree
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I don't know the feel of dad jokes   
   
my dad drank all the time, was abusive, and left my mom on her ass
I don't know the feel of dad jokes

my dad drank all the time, was abusive, and left my mom on her ass
#48 to #40 - anon id: cb716db3
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At least he didn't leave he on her knees. Rug burned knees.

Sorry, don't mean to make a joke out of your childhood.
#49 to #48 - anon id: cb716db3
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leave her on her*
User avatar #54 to #40 - kiaserzerg
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mine killled himself when i was 8, so i know your feel. his was gasoline and a lighter though.