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an me and my siblings (theres 3 at us) were eating dinner with my dad and
we were taming about dad dolars and all at a sudden my dad goes "lye only
made 3 dolars in my life and theyre all sitting in front at me"
thats it
the dad colar to end all dad dolars
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Submitted: 01/17/2014
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#1 - AsianSeaFood (01/17/2014) [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #6 - pongldr (01/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
One of my father's greatest moment were when we had just about reached home from my grandmother's house. 2 men were transporting a washing machine. My dad pulled up the car next to them, and rolled down his window. He said

"Excuse me?"
One of the men replied with "Yes?"
and my dad said, with the most smug voice:

"Are you making a clean get away with that?"
#3 - itsthetie (01/17/2014) [-]
My dad used to sing itsy bitsy spider to me. Mid-sentence he'd bang his hand on the table or wall simultaneously yelling "splat" and stop singing.. then just laugh to himself
My dad used to sing itsy bitsy spider to me. Mid-sentence he'd bang his hand on the table or wall simultaneously yelling "splat" and stop singing.. then just laugh to himself
User avatar #9 - include (01/17/2014) [+] (6 replies)
So, when wife told him Honey, I'm pregnant.

He replied, Hi pregnant I'm dad.

#7 - SILENCEnight (01/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at cena ** that wasnt a joke
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at cena ** that wasnt a joke
#5 - doujinshi (01/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#22 - avengingthefallen (01/18/2014) [-]
"My daughter spoke her first words to me today; they were also her last. NO ONE interrupts me while I'm talking.
-8
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#8 to #2 - applejackhf (01/17/2014) [-]
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#19 - leightonsolomon (01/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
All these people are talking about how funny their dads are and all the jokes he makes, but my dad is the most serious person I know. I guess I'll never know what it's like
All these people are talking about how funny their dads are and all the jokes he makes, but my dad is the most serious person I know. I guess I'll never know what it's like
#44 - americantuesday (01/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I had a conversation with my dad once about offensive jokes, and serious events you can make fun of. I eventually said "There aren't that many Challenger jokes," to which he responded, "Yeah there are. I started making them the day after it happened."
(Keep in mind, my dad was born in '75, so this puts him at supposedly eleven.) So I asked, like what?

He said, "What does NASA stand for?"
Me: "National Aeronatuics - "
Him: "Need Another Seven Astronauts".

To this day, I have not heard an offensive joke that can top it.
#62 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/18/2014) [-]
My favorite Black dad joke:


"....."
#61 - baitdoesnttalkback (01/18/2014) [+] (11 replies)
my dad died saturday.

i went to his funeral and said Dad has actually gotten bigger now that he's gone. Because he added a E to his title. Bye dead. im sad son

hope the zombie apocolypse happens soon
#41 - redbannerman (01/18/2014) [-]
My Dad used to make jokes all the time... but then my Mom died and he stopped. I kinda miss his jokes, despite the fact that they were normally aimed at me.



Getting close to being 4 years since. 'bout a month from now and already everyone in the house is getting depressed.
#14 - shadowpancake (01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My dad never makes jokes.
My dad never makes jokes.
#35 - allnamesrgone (01/18/2014) [-]
what if it wasn't a joke
User avatar #90 - Underneath (01/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Any time I complain about something hurting my dad always says, "Well does your face hurt? Cuz it's killing me!" -_-
#42 - atruepatriot (01/18/2014) [-]
#4 - Womens Study Major (01/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"But daaaad..." "Did you just call me BUTT-DAD? That's it, you're grounded!"
User avatar #47 to #4 - neatmonster (01/18/2014) [-]
Spot on. Like word for word.
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