Dad jokes for Days. . itu_ _ skifree: ring: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed "rnc) " and then my dad poked his head out of the and said "you rang?" hat dad joke
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - Ilubeitup
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my dad joke life.
dad: "is it raining outside?"
me: "I can't tell."
dad: "You can tell me."
User avatar #108 to #13 - cacachaud
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who shove a donkey up his ass should be prepared to the consequences
#149 to #108 - anon id: 13ada569
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wat.
User avatar #145 to #13 - milomcrobbie
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That's good.
#150 to #145 - Ilubeitup
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Thanks I appreciate that.
#76 to #13 - thequickster
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#4 - thistownneedsguns
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made me blow more air out of my nose than usual, have a thumb
#6 to #4 - anon id: f3b1c17e
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banned
User avatar #109 to #4 - cacachaud
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who shove a donkey up his ass should be prepared to the consequences
User avatar #114 to #4 - cacachaud
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i don't think that's the only thing you blow you whore
#119 to #114 - thistownneedsguns
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User avatar #74 to #4 - Nickk
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Most accurate post ever. for me anyway
#112 to #4 - norwegiansnowman
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YES, **** YES! JUST YES!
YES, **** YES! JUST YES!
#62 to #4 - yuukoku
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holy ****.   
   
This is it.   
   
This is how we will continue the legacy of Dickbutt.
holy ****.

This is it.

This is how we will continue the legacy of Dickbutt.
#3 - seenenoughhentai
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Hi rang, I'm dad.
User avatar #103 to #3 - frenulum
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It doesn't work.. but this really doesn't deserve this many thumbs down.. I actually laughed at it. Just because the face and the ****** joke.
#61 to #3 - TheBigGummyBear
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that's not how the joke works though

still a good attempt
#26 to #3 - birdlaw **User deleted account**
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#58 to #3 - Superhell
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Sorrynotsorry
#64 to #3 - seenenoughhentai
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I like how all of you are giving me props for my ****** comment even though I failed miserably. You guys are awesome.
I like how all of you are giving me props for my ****** comment even though I failed miserably. You guys are awesome.
User avatar #5 to #3 - beautifull
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Nope. Doesn't work pal.

3/10 for trying though.
User avatar #32 to #5 - messerauditore
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I still think it's funny. Only because Kevin would probably **** up a joke that badly then giggle to himself for a few minutes.
#79 to #32 - daorien
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User avatar #115 to #5 - cacachaud
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who shove a donkey up his ass should be prepared to the consequences
User avatar #110 to #5 - cacachaud
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who shove a donkey up his ass should be prepared to the consequences
#36 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #7448179 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I wish asian dads were like this
#44 to #36 - nuclearderp
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#24 - civilizedwasteland
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#111 - cacachaud
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User avatar #117 to #111 - tuckthisphit
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wrong one dud
#131 to #111 - devourhim
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#136 to #111 - EpicAnon
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#139 to #111 - chilliturtle
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#141 to #111 - xenoquack
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User avatar #122 to #111 - garfvader
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This is bait
#121 to #111 - threadcreator
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#125 to #111 - patriotpenguin
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#116 to #111 - billythewizard
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User avatar #129 to #116 - doctorprofessornv
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can somebody remind me why people get so butthurt over geckos and cheerios?
User avatar #132 to #129 - omninickk
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Because when geckosandcheerios did it, it was funny and he did it until it stopped becoming funny. He brought humour through this gif and when his time was up, he left and didn't try to milk it. He had respect and gave everybody a great laugh with it.
User avatar #133 to #132 - doctorprofessornv
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Okay, I do remember the incident, that explains why it stopped suddenly. However I'm still confused, by this logic nobody should ever be allowed to use the gif again, which I think is silly because it's the internet and nothing really matters here. But whatever, doesn't bother me either way.
User avatar #134 to #133 - omninickk
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I think it's because people are trying to copy him and everybody knows that it won't have the same comedic value like it used to, so instead they simply use this to get their red thumbs and then everybody on FJ gets annoyed by people using it to troll and irritate. They know it's just going to be annoying and get even more so, and this is merely the beginning.
User avatar #135 to #134 - doctorprofessornv
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I guess, I just think it's a funny gif, I don't really care. I swear, internet politics is just as bad as the real deal sometimes.
#124 to #116 - anon id: abec32c2
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who stood there?
#7 - lolidontcare
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**lolidontcare rolled a random image posted in comment #7158242 at Safe For Work Random Board **

my dad's listed as mother ****** in my contacts
User avatar #8 to #7 - whycanticaps
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idk if that's a boy or a girl but it's making me uncomfortable
User avatar #15 to #8 - ljxjlos
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You have a Fairy Tail-Picture but don´t know Ed?

Not judging, but dude, watch your classics.
#41 to #15 - anon id: b0963a4b
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thats why, fairy tail is a ****** anime
User avatar #16 to #15 - whycanticaps
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I tried but I wasn't a big fan of it
User avatar #17 to #16 - ljxjlos
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...das weird.

Well, I thought I´d advise you to watch it, but if you already tried...tastes differ, I guess.
User avatar #18 to #17 - whycanticaps
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ya...idk, but I did try haha
#9 to #8 - nightmareschild
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it's a girl. Her name is Edward, from cowboy bebop.
it's a girl. Her name is Edward, from cowboy bebop.
User avatar #10 to #9 - baddinn
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>girl
>edward

What the **** anime?
#14 to #10 - applescryatnight
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dont you dare insult edward.   
Ein! Sick 'im!
dont you dare insult edward.
Ein! Sick 'im!
#11 to #10 - nightmareschild
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User avatar #12 to #11 - whycanticaps
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niiiiiice
User avatar #60 to #10 - HAMMATIMEZ
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Well her birth name is Françoise Appledehli.
#89 - dehfurk
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I stubbed my toe and screamed, "SON OF A BITCH!"

I saw my head poke through from the living room and said, "You rang?"

wut
User avatar #37 - bursu
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Im looking for this one post about a week ago or so from 4chan if someone can help me, it's about this guy and he had a small wee wee and his girl made him wear a sleeve or enlarger and then they went to a party and blew a black guy (her ex) in front of him. I cant seem to find it.
User avatar #159 to #37 - meanings
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wat? 0.0
User avatar #160 to #159 - bursu
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It's comment #39 what i was referring to.
User avatar #47 to #37 - specialops
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damn i remember this
#39 to #37 - yowutis
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Here ya go prepare for rustling.
User avatar #46 to #39 - jacksipian
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damn that's terrible, i would've walked up as she was halfway through and slammed her lower jaw so she bit his dick off, but i wouldn't be beta enough to get in that ******* situation in the first place
#50 to #39 - nitsuan
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I feel like i'd end up killing someone after that....
#55 to #50 - marcury
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your face when
#77 to #39 - mirrak
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I felt horrible feeling of empathy in my chest, poor guy.
User avatar #40 to #39 - bursu
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Oh wow, thanks so much. <3
#113 to #39 - greedtheavaricious
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I feel a feel I don't like feeling to feel.
#45 to #39 - anon id: e0bfb9b2
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the ****...
#73 - duelknight
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This makes me want to be a father
#81 to #73 - dross
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Here let me visually represent the other part.
Here let me visually represent the other part.
User avatar #82 to #81 - duelknight
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Worth it