Dad jokes for Days. . itu_ _ skifree: ring: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed "rnc) " and then my dad poked his head out of the and said "you rang?" hat
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itu_ _ skifree:
ring:
I stubbed my toe and naturally I
screamed "rnc) " and
then my dad poked his head out of
the and said "you
rang?"
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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#151 - carlsagouin (01/15/2014) [-]
I CAN'T EVEN
OH TUMBLR XD
#148 - personone (01/15/2014) [-]
**personone rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at dracula ** My Dad
#146 - vivalavidya (01/15/2014) [-]
**vivalavidya rolled a random image posted in comment #7264156 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Dad's FW
#142 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #373224 at Friendly ** the dad in the situation described above.
User avatar #140 - samanthathepylon **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
**samanthathepylon rolls 23,158**
#138 - Mozley (01/15/2014) [-]
thaaat is disgusting
User avatar #137 - doyouevenupload (01/15/2014) [-]
**doyouevenupload rolled a random comment #34 posted by xxReaper at Which is correct? Say in the comments. ** :
Sounds australian


what my dad always tells me
User avatar #130 - ZTerminator (01/15/2014) [-]
My dad used to tell me that I was the best joke he ever made
User avatar #128 - fukkendragonite (01/15/2014) [-]
Whenever I see a post on the internet, I assume it was written by a male unless I'm told otherwise.

This is with the exception of tumblr, when I assume it's a teenage female until I'm told otherwise.

Why is this? What does it say about tumblr?

Good post btw, I thumbed. But seriously, why is that?
User avatar #147 to #128 - schneidend (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't have any hard figures besides my throbbing erection , but I think tumblr is mostly used by womenfolk.
User avatar #143 to #128 - steamytrousers (01/15/2014) [-]
I have always thought the same thing, I'm not sure what is is either.
User avatar #127 - silkisberg (01/15/2014) [-]
my dad joke life.
dad: "is it raining outside?"
me: "I can't tell."
dad: "You can tell me."
#126 - victorianfancyman (01/15/2014) [-]
**victorianfancyman rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Walked into my kitchen and... ** my dad
**victorianfancyman rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Walked into my kitchen and... ** my dad
User avatar #120 - garfvader (01/15/2014) [-]
#111 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#139 to #111 - chilliturtle ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #122 to #111 - garfvader (01/15/2014) [-]
This is bait
User avatar #117 to #111 - tuckthisphit (01/15/2014) [-]
wrong one dud
User avatar #129 to #116 - doctorprofessornv (01/15/2014) [-]
can somebody remind me why people get so butthurt over geckos and cheerios?
User avatar #132 to #129 - omninickk (01/15/2014) [-]
Because when geckosandcheerios did it, it was funny and he did it until it stopped becoming funny. He brought humour through this gif and when his time was up, he left and didn't try to milk it. He had respect and gave everybody a great laugh with it.
User avatar #133 to #132 - doctorprofessornv (01/15/2014) [-]
Okay, I do remember the incident, that explains why it stopped suddenly. However I'm still confused, by this logic nobody should ever be allowed to use the gif again, which I think is silly because it's the internet and nothing really matters here. But whatever, doesn't bother me either way.
User avatar #134 to #133 - omninickk (01/15/2014) [-]
I think it's because people are trying to copy him and everybody knows that it won't have the same comedic value like it used to, so instead they simply use this to get their red thumbs and then everybody on FJ gets annoyed by people using it to troll and irritate. They know it's just going to be annoying and get even more so, and this is merely the beginning.
User avatar #135 to #134 - doctorprofessornv (01/15/2014) [-]
I guess, I just think it's a funny gif, I don't really care. I swear, internet politics is just as bad as the real deal sometimes.
#124 to #116 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
who stood there?
#107 - mrtrixreturned ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #106 - skeptical (01/15/2014) [-]
Ben? Is that you?
#104 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #7453325 posted by trollmobile at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
if esspur had a hairy butt, he'd be assfur
User avatar #90 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ohhh snap! sorry
User avatar #100 to #90 - dinozzzo (01/15/2014) [-]
meanings you ******* dickhead leave him alone!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #92 to #91 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ohhh im just going to have sex until you come!
User avatar #93 to #92 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ohhh
User avatar #94 to #93 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ohhh
User avatar #95 to #94 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ohhh
User avatar #96 to #95 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ohhh
User avatar #97 to #96 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ahhh
User avatar #98 to #97 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ohhh damn
User avatar #99 to #98 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
ohhh kay i give up...
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User avatar #102 to #101 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
hahahahahhahha i wasted your time hahahahhahahahah ohhh
#89 - dehfurk (01/15/2014) [-]
I stubbed my toe and screamed, "SON OF A BITCH!"

I saw my head poke through from the living room and said, "You rang?"

wut
#88 - gazajunk (01/15/2014) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #309123 at Friendly ** MFW
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