Dad jokes for Days. . itu_ _ skifree: ring: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed "rnc) " and then my dad poked his head out of the and said "you rang?" hat
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itu_ _ skifree:
ring:
I stubbed my toe and naturally I
screamed "rnc) " and
then my dad poked his head out of
the and said "you
rang?"
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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#13 - Ilubeitup (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
my dad joke life.
dad: "is it raining outside?"
me: "I can't tell."
dad: "You can tell me."
#4 - thistownneedsguns ONLINE (01/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
made me blow more air out of my nose than usual, have a thumb
#3 - seenenoughhentai (01/14/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Hi rang, I'm dad.
User avatar #5 to #3 - beautifull ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Nope. Doesn't work pal.

3/10 for trying though.
#36 - SILENCEnight (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #7448179 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I wish asian dads were like this
#111 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Comment Picture
#7 - lolidontcare (01/14/2014) [+] (12 replies)
**lolidontcare rolled a random image posted in comment #7158242 at Safe For Work Random Board **

my dad's listed as mother ****** in my contacts
User avatar #10 to #9 - baddinn (01/15/2014) [-]
>girl
>edward

What the **** anime?
#89 - dehfurk (01/15/2014) [-]
I stubbed my toe and screamed, "SON OF A BITCH!"

I saw my head poke through from the living room and said, "You rang?"

wut
User avatar #37 - bursu (01/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Im looking for this one post about a week ago or so from 4chan if someone can help me, it's about this guy and he had a small wee wee and his girl made him wear a sleeve or enlarger and then they went to a party and blew a black guy (her ex) in front of him. I cant seem to find it.
#39 to #37 - yowutis (01/15/2014) [-]
Here ya go prepare for rustling.
#73 - duelknight (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This makes me want to be a father
#81 to #73 - dross ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Here let me visually represent the other part.
Here let me visually represent the other part.
User avatar #130 - ZTerminator (01/15/2014) [-]
My dad used to tell me that I was the best joke he ever made
#104 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #7453325 posted by trollmobile at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
if esspur had a hairy butt, he'd be assfur
#28 - miscarriage (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I dunno about anyone else but when i scream ************ , everything is capitalized.
User avatar #34 to #33 - miscarriage (01/15/2014) [-]
Nuh
#1 - bjork (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #84 - unclebourbon ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is ******* retarded. How did this get on the front page?
User avatar #87 to #84 - fizzor ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
1463 people thought it was funny, that's how.
#148 - personone (01/15/2014) [-]
**personone rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at dracula ** My Dad
User avatar #127 - silkisberg (01/15/2014) [-]
my dad joke life.
dad: "is it raining outside?"
me: "I can't tell."
dad: "You can tell me."
#86 - josieabby (01/15/2014) [-]
"What kind of joke?"
User avatar #128 - fukkendragonite (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Whenever I see a post on the internet, I assume it was written by a male unless I'm told otherwise.

This is with the exception of tumblr, when I assume it's a teenage female until I'm told otherwise.

Why is this? What does it say about tumblr?

Good post btw, I thumbed. But seriously, why is that?
#22 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
At least it wasn't the other way around
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