Dad Jokes. . 4 Messages Dad Contact Today 7: 21 AIM I' m being serious Delivered do not talk to me. > be in school when mom picks me up > she is cri > ask why cri > ses dad is bad > go to dad > dad looks at me and ses "I'm dying" &g Dad Jokes 4 Messages Contact Today 7: 21 AIM I' m being serious Delivered do not talk to me > be in school when mom picks up she is cri ask why ses dad bad go looks at and "I'm dying" &g
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - loosejuice
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(08/15/2014) [-]
> be in school when mom picks me up
> she is cri
> ask why cri
> ses dad is bad
> go to dad
> dad looks at me and ses "I'm dying"
> Look at him, i cri hard
> "Hi dying, I'm son"
> his eyes close
> mom ses "dad is kill"
> "no"
> liek dis if u cri evertim
#9 to #1 - kristovsky
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(08/16/2014) [-]
#7 to #1 - butchthebird
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#2 to #1 - thatuglynat
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#5 - meangirlz
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(08/15/2014) [-]
The way this is written, the 'dad joke' is being sent to the person saved as Dad. At least try sometimes, internet.
The way this is written, the 'dad joke' is being sent to the person saved as Dad. At least try sometimes, internet.
User avatar #8 to #5 - alexthesiro
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(08/16/2014) [-]
maybe he's making fun of his dad for doing this all the time
User avatar #3 - itumblr
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(08/15/2014) [-]
atleast she has a dad to make fun of mine ran off when his cheap ass couldnt be a man and pay child support. my mom divorced him for good reaspon
#4 to #3 - anon id: 1c4de015
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(08/15/2014) [-]
You're black?
#6 to #3 - anon id: 88cb406b
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(08/16/2014) [-]
I hate self centered little pricks like you. Did you ever think it might have been your fault? Did you ever think your dad may have foreseen what a low-life loser you will become and just decided to leave and create a new family, better family, worth taking care of?
The real cheap ass here is your mom for not leaving with him, and trying to give birth to a better son.
Just go ahead and do humanity a favor by killing your sorry ass, your mother should have just aborted while she had a chance, ******* faggot-queen.
User avatar #10 to #3 - mrweekends
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(08/16/2014) [-]
No McDonalds for you.