Dad Jokes

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(08/15/2014) [-]

> be in school when mom picks me up
> she is cri
> ask why cri
> ses dad is bad
> go to dad
> dad looks at me and ses "I'm dying"
> Look at him, i cri hard
> "Hi dying, I'm son"
> his eyes close
> mom ses "dad is kill"
> "no"
> liek dis if u cri evertim

#9 to #1 - kristovsky

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(08/16/2014) [-]

#7 to #1 - butchthebird

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(08/16/2014) [-]

#2 to #1 - thatuglynat

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(08/15/2014) [-]

#5 - meangirlz

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(08/15/2014) [-]

The way this is written, the 'dad joke' is being sent to the person saved as Dad. At least try sometimes, internet.

#8 to #5 - alexthesiro

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(08/16/2014) [-]

maybe he's making fun of his dad for doing this all the time

#3 - itumblr

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(08/15/2014) [-]

atleast she has a dad to make fun of mine ran off when his cheap ass couldnt be a man and pay child support. my mom divorced him for good reaspon

#4 to #3 - anon id: 1c4de015

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(08/15/2014) [-]

You're black?

#6 to #3 - anon id: 88cb406b

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(08/16/2014) [-]

I hate self centered little pricks like you. Did you ever think it might have been your fault? Did you ever think your dad may have foreseen what a low-life loser you will become and just decided to leave and create a new family, better family, worth taking care of?
The real cheap ass here is your mom for not leaving with him, and trying to give birth to a better son.
Just go ahead and do humanity a favor by killing your sorry ass, your mother should have just aborted while she had a chance, ******* faggot-queen.

#10 to #3 - mrweekends

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(08/16/2014) [-]

No McDonalds for you.