Dad Jokes. God damn it dad!. DAD JOKES I' m measuring Q your patience. or, how my dad would always do to my mom, would extend the measuring tape to her face, and when she asked what he was doing, he'd calmly reply, "Im about - dad jokes measuring patience
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#1 - karnovski (04/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
To the frontpage
#2 to #1 - evilhomer (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm going against the stream.
I'm going against the stream.
User avatar #3 - thewayneman (04/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
or, how my dad would always do to my mom, would extend the measuring tape to her face, and when she asked what he was doing, he'd calmly reply, "Im about -blank- feet from getting a blowjob" then laugh and walk away.
#14 - specialone (04/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I can't wait to be a dad.
I can't wait to be a dad.
#15 - amberice (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**amberice rolled image** My favorite dad joke.
User avatar #11 - mookiez (04/19/2014) [-]
Me and my dad have always done construction together ever since I was 9. And no matter how many times he does it I fall for the same **** , he'll take the measuring tape and lightly rub my hair, I start to flip **** because I think there is a hornet in my hair. He's done that **** for 11 years and I still fall for it, mostly because half the time a hornet really did get in my hair,
#30 - killzy (04/22/2014) [-]
**killzy rolled image** mfw dad makes a lame joke
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User avatar #18 - aakn (04/19/2014) [-]
will his patience is longer than his dick.
#7 - Absolute Madman (04/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Sons FW
#4 - Absolute Madman (04/19/2014) [-]
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#5 - imchuyoung (04/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**imchuyoung rolled image** What I'm measuring
User avatar #10 to #5 - delio (04/19/2014) [-]
what game was it?
#6 - krumpeach (04/19/2014) [-]
**krumpeach rolled image** What I'm measuring
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