Dad Jokes. God damn it dad!. DAD JOKES I' m measuring Q your patience. or, how my dad would always do to my mom, would extend the measuring tape to her face, and when she asked what he was doing, he'd calmly reply, "Im about - dad jokes measuring patience
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - karnovski
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(04/18/2014) [-]
To the frontpage
#2 to #1 - evilhomer [OP]
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(04/18/2014) [-]
I'm going against the stream.
I'm going against the stream.
#13 to #2 - kailybailybo
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(04/19/2014) [-]
Clever little ******** gunna get top comment too
Clever little ******** gunna get top comment too
User avatar #19 to #13 - juicyy
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(04/19/2014) [-]
this from supernatural?
#22 to #19 - kailybailybo
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(04/19/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#23 to #22 - juicyy
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(04/19/2014) [-]
Your picture says no but your eyes say YES !!
Your picture says no but your eyes say YES !!
User avatar #3 - thewayneman
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(04/19/2014) [-]
or, how my dad would always do to my mom, would extend the measuring tape to her face, and when she asked what he was doing, he'd calmly reply, "Im about -blank- feet from getting a blowjob" then laugh and walk away.
#8 to #3 - jazzytheferret
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(04/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #8 - broswagonist
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(04/19/2014) [-]
But why gif?
#26 to #21 - jazzytheferret
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(04/19/2014) [-]
I don't like Peter Pan.
#27 to #26 - broswagonist
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(04/19/2014) [-]
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#12 to #8 - DeadyKruger
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(04/19/2014) [-]
**DeadyKruger rolled image** that was one of his better movies
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretdestroyers
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(04/19/2014) [-]
I'm keeping this pic.....may come in handy.
#14 - specialone
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(04/19/2014) [-]
I can't wait to be a dad.
I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #17 to #14 - darthsalias
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(04/19/2014) [-]
have to get a gf first
#28 to #17 - craptola
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(04/19/2014) [-]
That's never OK to joke about.
#29 to #28 - darthsalias
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#25 - takemythumb
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#15 - amberice
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(04/19/2014) [-]
**amberice rolled image** My favorite dad joke.
User avatar #20 to #15 - sociocat
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(04/19/2014) [-]
The joke in which your dad burns you?
User avatar #11 - mookiez
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(04/19/2014) [-]
Me and my dad have always done construction together ever since I was 9. And no matter how many times he does it I fall for the same ****, he'll take the measuring tape and lightly rub my hair, I start to flip **** because I think there is a hornet in my hair. He's done that **** for 11 years and I still fall for it, mostly because half the time a hornet really did get in my hair,
#30 - killzy
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(04/22/2014) [-]
**killzy rolled image** mfw dad makes a lame joke
User avatar #18 - aakn
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(04/19/2014) [-]
will his patience is longer than his dick.
#7 - anon id: 23f71280
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(04/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Sons FW
#4 - anon id: 76513a99
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(04/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
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