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Dad Jokes are Real

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we king dinn er, she amid entry bu med the steak she was making. W' wthout missing a beat my dad walks
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couch and watch TV as if nething had happened.
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User avatar #1 - PenguinsOfMars (04/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My dad is exactly like the dad jokes except he never makes jokes and beat me when i was little
User avatar #5 - mondominiman (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My dad isn't white so he never did these kinds of things
User avatar #6 to #5 - kaitora (04/01/2014) [-]
Maybe he did, he just wasn't there for you.
#17 - qballextraction (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My dad's go to is when you say something innocent like, "I need to crack my finger." He'll always go, "Would you rather crack your finger or finger your crack?!" Sigh.
My dad's go to is when you say something innocent like, "I need to crack my finger." He'll always go, "Would you rather crack your finger or finger your crack?!" Sigh.
#4 - skiskate (04/01/2014) [-]
Less of dad joke, more of a pun.
#10 - blablub (04/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>tfw I can't relate cuz my father died when I was two
User avatar #3 - doctorkolo (04/01/2014) [-]
My dad fit the stereotype pretty well.
Whenever I was in the car with my dad, and we drove past a yard sale, he would say,
"Yard Sale? How much for the yard?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

My brother and I would get so pissed, but now that I know it's a dad thing, I can appreciate his cheesy jokes.
#23 - Wumbologist (04/01/2014) [-]
"You got an A on that math test? You must be a fart smeller—ooh, I mean smart feller!"
-My dad
User avatar #11 - shutupsocks (04/01/2014) [-]
my dad stays up all night in the kitchen feeding the dogs poptarts and ice cream until he falls asleep bent over from the waste down and the dogs die of obesity
#30 - nerozerohero (04/04/2014) [-]
**nerozerohero rolled image** Did he then proceed to Beat your mother because the beer wasn't cold enough?
User avatar #25 - zaywoot (04/01/2014) [-]
My dad is the complete opposite of the jokes, he left when I was 5 and we're white
User avatar #18 - crampers (04/01/2014) [-]
I always die of laughter to dad jokes
User avatar #14 - pocketstooheavy (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>woman
>BBQ

What?
#9 - ludly (04/01/2014) [-]
mfw I was talking to my dad and breaking bad comes on and he says this show is bad and it debated with him (really just me talking and him with a smug smile on his face) for ten minutes before I realized the ******* horrible joke he made. When I figured it out he laughed his ass off for the rest of the day.
User avatar #8 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (04/01/2014) [-]
My dad has a way of making people laugh just by how he talks and im 99% sure its a family trait cause every one of his brothers can do it too. Really down to earth guys all of them.

Their kids are little ********* tho.
User avatar #7 - asick (04/01/2014) [-]
My brother kicked me in the balls so I started jumping around, my father looked at me and said, well aint you just a graceful ballerina
#26 - ninetyninepercent (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Story time
>Me 7 at the time
> Driving with family to Disneyland
> I live in Michigan so thats far as hell away
> About a day and a half in
> Mom and dad discussing what hotel to stay at
> Tell everyone in the car to look for a hotel out the window
> Really quiet
> Drive Past a " Belle tire" autoshop
> Dad so casually says
> "Let's go there. I'm tired."
> I lost my **** so hard
> Dad jokes are real.
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/01/2014) [-]
we were having nachos for dinner, and my little brother asked my dad for the cheese. My dad said its na-cho cheese and kept pouring it over his plate as if nothing had happened.
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