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I find it frightening hew realistic the "dad Joke" ste rectyle can be. Just meme ms age while my mom was
we king dinn er, she amid entry bu med the steak she was making. W' wthout missing a beat my dad walks
in and says, "Looks like sem eerie made a ". He then preceed ed to grab a beer, sit en the
couch and watch TV as if nething had happened.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - PenguinsOfMars
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(04/01/2014) [-]
My dad is exactly like the dad jokes except he never makes jokes and beat me when i was little
#19 to #1 - anon id: 3a586428
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(04/01/2014) [-]
My dad used to beat me

at chess




while i jerked him off


User avatar #28 to #19 - ltbuttstrong
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Props to a man who can stay focussed while getting jerked off
User avatar #15 to #1 - gotbannedicusvile
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(04/01/2014) [-]
I feel ya bro
User avatar #5 - mondominiman
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(04/01/2014) [-]
My dad isn't white so he never did these kinds of things
User avatar #6 to #5 - kaitora
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Maybe he did, he just wasn't there for you.
#17 - qballextraction
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(04/01/2014) [-]
My dad's go to is when you say something innocent like, "I need to crack my finger." He'll always go, "Would you rather crack your finger or finger your crack?!" Sigh.
My dad's go to is when you say something innocent like, "I need to crack my finger." He'll always go, "Would you rather crack your finger or finger your crack?!" Sigh.
User avatar #29 to #17 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a joke saying something like,"There's a difference between a Mountain Lion and mountin' a lion"
#4 - skiskate
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Less of dad joke, more of a pun.
#10 - blablub
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(04/01/2014) [-]
>tfw I can't relate cuz my father died when I was two
#12 to #10 - anon id: 74ddedac
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(04/01/2014) [-]
no dad jokes for you
User avatar #20 to #12 - fukkendragonite
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(04/01/2014) [-]
or McDonalds
#13 to #12 - anon id: 2bade638
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Only feels.
User avatar #21 to #10 - alexthesiro
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(04/01/2014) [-]
>tfw I can't relate because my dad doesn't make jokes
User avatar #24 to #10 - TheHutchie
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Look on the bright side.

He might've been a total cunt.
User avatar #3 - doctorkolo
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(04/01/2014) [-]
My dad fit the stereotype pretty well.
Whenever I was in the car with my dad, and we drove past a yard sale, he would say,
"Yard Sale? How much for the yard?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

My brother and I would get so pissed, but now that I know it's a dad thing, I can appreciate his cheesy jokes.
#23 - Wumbologist
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(04/01/2014) [-]
"You got an A on that math test? You must be a fart smeller—ooh, I mean smart feller!"
-My dad
User avatar #11 - shutupsocks
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(04/01/2014) [-]
my dad stays up all night in the kitchen feeding the dogs poptarts and ice cream until he falls asleep bent over from the waste down and the dogs die of obesity
User avatar #8 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account**
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(04/01/2014) [-]
My dad has a way of making people laugh just by how he talks and im 99% sure its a family trait cause every one of his brothers can do it too. Really down to earth guys all of them.

Their kids are little ********* tho.
User avatar #22 to #8 - alexthesiro
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(04/01/2014) [-]
you are indeed a ********
User avatar #7 - asick
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(04/01/2014) [-]
My brother kicked me in the balls so I started jumping around, my father looked at me and said, well aint you just a graceful ballerina
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