D:. . So my son decided to wake me up wearing his new mask. Almost crapped my pants,. Caesar is home D: So my son decided to wake me up wearing his new mask Almost crapped pants Caesar is home
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - indonesia
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Caesar is home
#62 to #1 - thenikohero
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Lost my ****
#39 to #1 - dogeate
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(11/26/2013) [-]
i don't get but it still made me laugh
#58 to #39 - chrislee
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(11/26/2013) [-]
It's a reference to Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
I'll give the movie a good 7.5/10, so I would recommend watching it.
#16 to #1 - hanselsohotritenow
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(11/26/2013) [-]
#18 - slowbroking
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Creepy child stories? Creepy child stories.    
>Be me    
>Be watching my 4 year old cousin one night    
>Hes said/done some weird **** in the past    
>Talks about an imaginary friend called the Fireman that lives in his hallway for example. We kind of always figured the Fireman was an imaginary friend, but still, kinda creepy.    
>Hes sitting on the floor in the dark, the only light is that of the television which illuminates the front of his body.    
>Watching a show about what kids want to be when they grow up    
> I ask him "Mason, what do you want to be when you grow up?"    
>He turns to me, looks me straight in the eye and says with the type of serious tone that only a child can somehow create. Maybe because its so unexpected. "When I was older I was flying and I sent men to live with the angels.. Then there was fire and I wasn't alone anymore."    
> I just stood there terrified. Mouth open. ******** a brick.    
> He proceeds to ask for a snack pack.    
>His parents come to pick him up an hour later    
>Never watch my little cousin again
Creepy child stories? Creepy child stories.
>Be me
>Be watching my 4 year old cousin one night
>Hes said/done some weird **** in the past
>Talks about an imaginary friend called the Fireman that lives in his hallway for example. We kind of always figured the Fireman was an imaginary friend, but still, kinda creepy.
>Hes sitting on the floor in the dark, the only light is that of the television which illuminates the front of his body.
>Watching a show about what kids want to be when they grow up
> I ask him "Mason, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
>He turns to me, looks me straight in the eye and says with the type of serious tone that only a child can somehow create. Maybe because its so unexpected. "When I was older I was flying and I sent men to live with the angels.. Then there was fire and I wasn't alone anymore."
> I just stood there terrified. Mouth open. ******** a brick.
> He proceeds to ask for a snack pack.
>His parents come to pick him up an hour later
>Never watch my little cousin again
#34 to #18 - anon id: 612d3907
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Maybe it would be scarier if I were there, but from here that may be the most poetically beautiful thing I have ever heard.
#44 to #18 - nao
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(11/26/2013) [-]
you know what that means ?

That means during his previous life he was a bomber pilot, probably during WWII.
He remembers to be flying, and to be ending people's life. He also remembers the fire that killed him, as his plane was downed.
User avatar #66 to #44 - slowbroking
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(11/27/2013) [-]
It honestly explains why the kid is obsessed with fire. He's terrified of it despite never seeing anything catch on fire or being burned or anything. The most hes seen is a handful of campfires. Also the "Fireman" as he calls it is actually a man whose on fire
User avatar #48 to #18 - andrewiscoolyo
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(11/26/2013) [-]
According to my dad when I was abour 2-3 i would tell him stories about another life i had.
My dad said that i used to fantasize about planes. I knew alot about planes even though nobody had told me about them, or i had never even really been around planes. One day My dad is watching a WWII documentary and I say to him. "I really loved my plane, it looked just like that one" planes coming up on the screen and what not. Then I tell my Dad "I loved flying. The last time I went flying there was a problem and then a lot of noise. Then I got into my new body and left the old one that was burnt in the ocean." Of course im paraphrasing here but this is what i can remember of what he had told me. I have no memory of this, but I am till fascinated by planes, and one day hope to become a pilot.
#51 to #18 - djoka
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I expected the numbers mason joke
#21 to #18 - fukkentyranitar
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(11/26/2013) [-]
This is why I don't watch small children.
This is why I don't watch small children.
User avatar #2 - poniesareghey
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(11/25/2013) [-]
You'd be scared too if a random ****** showed up next to your bed in the middle of the night too.
#25 to #2 - moneyd
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(11/26/2013) [-]
nearly pissed myself

thank you sir
#7 - imcadence
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(11/26/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #6789010 at Safe For Work Random Board ** i didnt know you had a son wukong
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #6789010 at Safe For Work Random Board ** i didnt know you had a son wukong
User avatar #9 to #7 - jaysnk
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(11/26/2013) [-]
hey shadowtails
User avatar #10 to #9 - shadowtails
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Da ****
User avatar #11 to #10 - jaysnk
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Heard you uhh, hate clounds?
User avatar #12 to #11 - shadowtails
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I was having a breakdown

I ****** that cloud up
User avatar #13 to #12 - jaysnk
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Its not your fault
User avatar #14 to #13 - shadowtails
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(11/26/2013) [-]
**shadowtails sniffles and hugs jaysnk**

Now run away, I'm a brony. Rawr
User avatar #15 to #14 - jaysnk
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(11/26/2013) [-]
**jaysnk cringes smiles and backs away slowly**
#63 to #14 - expeditas
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User avatar #61 - Shitthatscrazy
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(11/26/2013) [-]
The jimmies rustler at his young age
#55 - achphoenix
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(11/26/2013) [-]
hfw
#19 - sarcasticcelery
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(11/26/2013) [-]
**sarcasticcelery rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Pokemon as made by Square Enix ** mfw seeing that
User avatar #20 to #19 - sarcasticcelery
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(11/26/2013) [-]
that kinda backfired I'm not a pedophile into beastiality
#49 to #19 - iamspika
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Comment Picture
#57 - justaghoster
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(11/26/2013) [-]
reminded me of this spooky spaghetti
#40 - fourchaners
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(11/26/2013) [-]
**fourchaners rolls 78**
**fourchaners rolls 78**
#4 - neverunderstand
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Where're his nipples hahah
User avatar #6 to #4 - stealingbikes
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(11/26/2013) [-]
No nipples or bellybutton

He's a clone.