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#12 - vorarephilia (11/07/2015) [-]
may he touch you with his noodly appendage
#3 - postalmate (11/06/2015) [-]
**** to kil- Uhm... I mean purge and purify!
User avatar #6 - AcidFlux (11/06/2015) [-]
This needs to get colored, then printed & bound, so I can buy it.
#10 - mandalorianhunter (11/07/2015) [-]
Such a fantastic look on that lich!

like a senile veteran having a good excuse to shoot some Vietnamese
User avatar #56 to #10 - seferofe ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I just like the idea of an all powerful Lich taking a child out for ice cream.
#8 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
B is for BALOR, mother ****** , D is for Dagon
#65 to #8 - balor (11/07/2015) [-]
BALOR!
#18 to #8 - yoshtar (11/07/2015) [-]
Beholders are kinda Iconic to Dungeons and Dragons though, as in, they're the freakin' mascot.

no matter how much you love Balors, or anything else with a "B" name, service to the brand dictates that they're not going to surpass Beholders by a large enough margin to edge them out.

a sad truth, but the truth all the same.
User avatar #19 to #18 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Beholders are nerds.
#20 to #19 - yoshtar (11/07/2015) [-]
Tell the Pigeons in the park I said "hi", when your ass gets petrified...
Or disintegrated, apparently they can do that too...
wow, how are you supposed to fight these things? they look at you and you've got so many status conditions, it's a wonder they haven't overrun the underdark.
User avatar #42 to #20 - suchlol (11/07/2015) [-]
I used to throw them some clouds and demons with the mage before they could spot me and wait until they die.
User avatar #26 to #20 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Simple, Be immune to their stupid eye lazors.
#27 to #26 - yoshtar (11/07/2015) [-]
I'm not all that familiar with D&D, as the best I've gotten is a "toe dip" with Baldurs gate (I'm @ Nashkel... that's seriously as far as I've gotten)

is there some sort of ward that keeps you safe, or does the party mage need to re-spec or re-memorize a bunch of spells?
#64 to #27 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
Spells don't help; the Beholder's main eye constantly produces an anti-magic cone that negates almost anything, even enchantments that are below a certain level. (Determined by how the DM generates the Beholder's CR)

Your best hope is a really high-level monk and/or fighter if it's spotted you, or a rogue/assassin that can blind several eyes from stealth.
User avatar #47 to #27 - rawesome (11/07/2015) [-]
shield of the balduran can be bought in baldurs gate 2 from the adventurer's mart in waukeens promenade.
It reflects beholder rays making beholders a joke, you can basicly just walk into a room with 10 beholders and laugh your ass off while they kill themself.
User avatar #28 to #27 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Probably both
#30 to #28 - yoshtar (11/07/2015) [-]
Quick Question: Playing Baldurs gate, do I need to prepare for such things?
User avatar #41 to #30 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/07/2015) [-]
IICR, there are next to none in the original BG. And even in BG2, they don't appear until pretty late in the game where you're more than well-equipped to handle them. In any case slap a few protection from evils and magic resistance or anti charm and petrification scrolls on your fighters and you'll be fine
User avatar #24 to #20 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/07/2015) [-]
I believe the disintergration ray got heavily nerfed since 4th ed
#29 to #24 - yoshtar (11/07/2015) [-]
there's still Charm Human & Beast, Petrification, Slow motion and causing grievous wounds according to wikipedia.
still a giant pile of " **** you" from the DM.
#14 to #8 - masseffectskyrim (11/07/2015) [-]
Think you got the wrong name there, friendo
User avatar #15 to #14 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
its as close to a balor as i could be bothered to get.
#1 - junala (11/06/2015) [-]
These are ******* awesome! Whoever made these should make more for example in Fallout theme
#35 to #1 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
These are ******* awesome! Whoever made these should make more for example in Undertale theme
User avatar #22 to #1 - norkasthethird (11/07/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #23 to #22 - yudodat ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
yes
#31 to #23 - magickarcher (11/07/2015) [-]
maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
#44 to #31 - lordsaucy (11/07/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
And you're not so big.
Life is unfair.
User avatar #38 to #1 - valigar (11/07/2015) [-]
INB4- Yauo Gai for Y
User avatar #50 to #1 - xplosevdiarrhea (11/07/2015) [-]
With the vault boy getting killed by each of them.
User avatar #25 - cdm (11/07/2015) [-]
Rust Eater: AKA, the biggest asshole in existence.

Not that they're strong or hard to kill, they just EAT. METAL. All metal. All your gear? **** it. **** you. **** everything in the room, except your druid.
User avatar #62 to #25 - kuchikirukia (11/07/2015) [-]
So don't stab them in the mouth.
Problem solved.
User avatar #63 to #62 - cdm (11/07/2015) [-]
The feelers are what do the rusting iirc.
User avatar #39 to #25 - Nihatclodra (11/07/2015) [-]
According to an old DM of mine, they **** the druids too... as in literally **** them, due to an attraction from their link to nature.

That DM was an asshole, but an entertaining asshole.
User avatar #57 to #39 - malachitecobra (11/07/2015) [-]
I need to get Fenoxo on this...
User avatar #5 - krasnogvardiech (11/06/2015) [-]
The Orc's not out to hurt her, he's just a motivational trainer. Gods, all of these ******* stereotypes make me sick.

links for storytime:
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6929465/
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16265698/
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17272040/
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17275130/
#33 - aaronfilkins (11/07/2015) [-]
Is it just me, or does it look like wolverine is in there with a sad look on his face and his hand against the wall?
User avatar #60 to #33 - megaton (11/07/2015) [-]
all i see is a few upside down ladies.
User avatar #52 to #33 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
"C'mon bub, let me outta here."
#9 - mrpotatofudge (11/07/2015) [-]
heres a **** edit


nice artism
User avatar #51 to #9 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
It was nice artism.
You turned it into nice autism.
jk
#37 - sussex (11/07/2015) [-]
behold my beholder
#54 - binuclear (11/07/2015) [-]
Anyone remember this?
User avatar #55 to #54 - philskimbosh (11/07/2015) [-]
Yes.
#21 - saltyfries ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
>Umber Hulks, memories, they're unpleasant
>Umber Hulks, memories, they're unpleasant
#59 - jaxoffwang (11/07/2015) [-]
Anyone else play this game? It used to be my life when I was younger.
#48 - lolfacejimmy (11/07/2015) [-]
B is for Mike wazowski
#45 - bigwhoopmagazine (11/07/2015) [-]
This doesn't smell like water
User avatar #40 - inuares (11/07/2015) [-]
S is for SEMEN
User avatar #43 - chaosraptor (11/07/2015) [-]
some friends of mine got into a game of DnD and allowed some odd rules

one quest they went into was to hunt down a vampire lord, went through his castle easy enough, got to the last room of the castle, DM said the vampire might not be there....

one player suggested using a mirror to peek in through the door, the others agreed.... i quietly facepalmed....
seeing no vampire in the mirror, they thought the vampire wasnt in there... the group go charging in to claim treasure...
i laugh my ass off as they all realize too late vampires dont make reflections in mirrors

most of them got ******* slaughtered, except for the elf player who ran like a bitch, and tried to hide in one of the other rooms.. and got swarmed by angry smurfs - the DM had a weird sense of humor
#36 - victorsin (11/07/2015) [-]
At first I thought it was about Tibia. Then I saw different monsters, and read the title.
I highly recommend the game, but beware it is incredibly addictive.
User avatar #7 - vissova (11/06/2015) [-]
This is great! I love the expressions.
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