D'awww so sweet.. Ellen is a real talented person. I mean really funny. Good variëty of jokes.. Ellen: I' m gonna pretended treat vocalise any other guest even
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D'awww so sweet.

D'awww so sweet.. Ellen is a real talented person. I mean really funny. Good variëty of jokes.. Ellen: I' m gonna pretended treat vocalise any other guest even

Ellen is a real talented person.

I mean really funny.

Good variëty of jokes.

Ellen: I' m gonna pretended treat vocalise any other guest even
though this is highly scripted. And say: "How is life for you'"?
Portia: eughh yeah pretty I guess..
allele
Ellen: are you enjoying being married to me? I
mean the money and the attention must be pretty
good right?
Sll
Portia: haha yeah.. .
also (.cities"
Ellen: ahw look at that, remember that?
That was the day we became a proud
sensational famous lesbian couple..
Portia: yeah that was; a great moneymaker for us, I mean
for you it is all you do ofcourse, just being lesbian and
about it.
Khalil‘ -II I
Ellen: hah yeah, I' d be scraping floors ifl wern' t
lesbian, but luckily I can scrape you, and make money
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User avatar #21 - motherfuckingkenji (11/19/2013) [-]
No one in the comments realize that this is not what was actually said by them and is instead just OP's opinion.
User avatar #31 to #21 - butwhynot (11/19/2013) [-]
That's because noone in the comments watches Ellen. ****** hella gay.
#49 to #31 - garaichu ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
#67 to #31 - crazykidwithaknife (11/19/2013) [-]
mfw your comment
mfw your comment
#71 - zzidmbizz (11/19/2013) [-]
What she ment.
What she ment.
#88 to #71 - jogoto (11/19/2013) [-]
i demand source of this gif please
#111 to #88 - Neodude ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
My best guess would be Easy A
#27 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/19/2013) [-]
Every time I see her face, I know the joke is going to be about her being lesbian and nothing else
User avatar #63 to #27 - fukinitech (11/19/2013) [-]
i thought her show was stupid but shes pretty funny, i dont watch it that much.
User avatar #48 to #27 - umaya (11/19/2013) [-]
I didn't know she was lesbian, I thought this was an Arrested Development post.
#29 to #27 - pooploop (11/19/2013) [-]
The only jokes that get posted on here are lesbian jokes, if you watch her show its not nearly mas common
User avatar #30 to #29 - flemsdfer (11/19/2013) [-]
anymore* She used to have tons of shows and got booted off each one for being all about lesbians and nothing else. She finally toned down on the lesbian comments to a tolerable level and got some different things to talk about.
User avatar #38 to #30 - princessren (11/19/2013) [-]
didn't she have a sitcom before she came out
how the heck could all the jokes of been about her being a lesbian then if she wasn't out?
User avatar #40 to #38 - flemsdfer (11/19/2013) [-]
Her sitcom did good until she came out. Then it did really good, but quickly lost ratings because that's all it was, her being gay. She then had a very short lived talk show, starred in some small things, then finally the show she has now which has been doing well.
#62 - wildfireryo (11/19/2013) [-]
Only Ellen related thing I have.
Only Ellen related thing I have.
#23 - princessren (11/19/2013) [-]
Ellen is pretty funny IMO
Ellen is pretty funny IMO
#42 to #23 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
Every joke has the same context , hey guys I'm a lesbian I do stuff most people do but I like girls while doing that.
User avatar #44 to #42 - princessren (11/19/2013) [-]
except that's wrong
#13 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
Can you please shut the **** up. I get it Ellen, your a lesbian. If I ever become a chat show host, I'm going to go on the whole ******* time about how straight I am. And people will complain.
User avatar #70 to #13 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/19/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? Ellen barely makes lesbian jokes on her show, which you would know if you actually watched it.
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User avatar #90 to #13 - madmario (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm sure you've seen more Ellen than just this captioned scene because you're clearly not talking out of your ass and all Ellen ever talks about is being a lesbian. Bro, you're so right its rediculous.
Btw when she first became famous, she was still in the closet.
User avatar #103 to #13 - Hoobling (11/19/2013) [-]
Dumbass
#106 to #13 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
i am just annoyed by that stupid dancing they always do at that show..
User avatar #113 to #13 - Viggiator (11/20/2013) [-]
*you're
User avatar #14 to #13 - VincentKing ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
THANK YOU!
#17 to #13 - shitposting (11/19/2013) [-]
youre* also we will complain about how youre an ignorant ****
#20 to #17 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
You do realize that this whole "your" "you're" thing is only bought up by people who literally have no better point to make. So you target grammar. Its pathetic. (Also, even though you tried to correct my grammar, you forgot the ' in you're you stupid prick). Also, how is it ignorant to be annoyed when we have other people sexuality shoved down our throats?. She can **** who she wants, she doesn't have to remind everyone else about it every time shes on air.
#92 to #20 - shitposting (11/19/2013) [-]
i dont ******* care if shes a lesbian you ****
#15 to #13 - scant (11/19/2013) [-]
I agree somewhat. There's a fine line between being a proud homosexual and shoving it in people's faces, and she's certainly been dancing on that line for a while.
I agree somewhat. There's a fine line between being a proud homosexual and shoving it in people's faces, and she's certainly been dancing on that line for a while.
#28 to #15 - pwnigator (11/19/2013) [-]
That gif... what?
User avatar #110 to #28 - scant (11/20/2013) [-]
Glorious isn't it?
#43 to #15 - slunchy (11/19/2013) [-]
I don't believe in being proud of being gay. Or straight. Or black or white.
I think pride should come from achieving something you work for. You don't work towards being able to **** your own gender, that's ridiculous. I don't believe in Black Pride, because that's something you're genetically handed and doesn't make you any better than anybody else. It sounds kind of racist too.
User avatar #54 to #43 - jakefenris (11/19/2013) [-]
The point of "pride" parades was to show others you weren't afraid of being open and that gay people are a normal part of society. But a lot of gay people have confused themselves into believing that if you're gay you need to base your whole personality around your sexuality. And have turned the parades into contests to see who can be the sluttiest peacock.
#32 to #13 - sexuality (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm going to be a man and stay logged in for this, but have you EVER sat down and watched a full episode of Ellen, rather than just seeing these scenes captioned?

She really only makes SMALL jokes about being a lesbian maybe once every four episodes or so. She sure as **** doesn't go "on the whole ******* time".
#16 - pappathethird (11/19/2013) [-]
I think she's pretty funny. A little too lesbian, but still pretty funny.
I think she's pretty funny. A little too lesbian, but still pretty funny.
User avatar #83 to #16 - jajathezombie (11/19/2013) [-]
She has to be that lesbian, she's the alpha lesbian. If she acts any less lesbian, she'll lose some of her lesbian powers.
User avatar #61 to #16 - witislimited (11/19/2013) [-]
Being too lesbian is like being too straight. What the hell sense does it make?
User avatar #107 to #61 - kinginyellow ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
I think they mean in reference to herself. I've dealt with guys that would not shut up about liking other men and making comments all about their sexuality. It made any conversation impossible.
But I don't think Ellen is like that.
User avatar #84 - Classic (11/19/2013) [-]
Gay
#85 to #84 - binomancha (11/19/2013) [-]
yes she is good observation
yes she is good observation
User avatar #78 - vikingfaen (11/19/2013) [-]
Did anyone tell Tobias?
User avatar #91 to #78 - buggybman ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
and we all thought Tobias was the gay one
User avatar #35 - DeeJayBee (11/19/2013) [-]
i never knew portia di rossi was a lesbian, not that i have a problem with that i think its good she isn't a stereotype.
User avatar #36 to #35 - awildniglet (11/19/2013) [-]
technically she is, she's be what you call a "lipstick lesbian" which is a stereotype
User avatar #41 to #36 - DeeJayBee (11/19/2013) [-]
meh better than the ones that try to look like men, they never made any sense to me, why as a woman that is attracted to women would you want to look like a man when trying to find a woman that is also attracted to women!?!
#46 to #41 - daemascus (11/19/2013) [-]
The word you are looking for is Butch
User avatar #59 to #46 - DeeJayBee (11/19/2013) [-]
ah when you put it that way it kinda makes more sense. cheers
#6 - rwmwaffle (11/19/2013) [-]
Gay reaction image dump!
Why do I have all these? I don't even hate gay people.
#11 to #6 - rwmwaffle (11/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#102 - cheastnut (11/19/2013) [-]
ellen's wife is hotter then she is. i didn't even know she was married
User avatar #93 - aingoia (11/19/2013) [-]
I love the beautiful poetic symmetry of the top two comments to this post.
#51 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
Ellen being a lesbo, I can understand that.
But her wife, daayum she looks too straight to be gay.
User avatar #53 to #51 - slendermanspenis (11/19/2013) [-]
Well like they say, never judge a book by its cover..
#86 - worried (11/19/2013) [-]
i dont care how you slice it.... portia does not look gay.... she looks like one of those girls that slept with a few women in college just to impress and experiment
#66 - seaofcoltrane (11/19/2013) [-]
Man this show's so gay.
User avatar #5 - tittylovin (11/19/2013) [-]
"It's funny because it's progressive!" - Social Justice Warriors
User avatar #69 - xxsnipergodxx (11/19/2013) [-]
why are lesbians allowed to get married their just even gayer faggots (faggot is guy girl then they are actual girls) lol
User avatar #82 to #69 - fletching (11/19/2013) [-]
It's okay bro. We all know you lick butt. We can accept you when you can accept you.
User avatar #73 to #69 - calawesome (11/19/2013) [-]
dude, you're just rubbin everyone the wrong way today aren't ya?
User avatar #75 to #73 - xxsnipergodxx (11/19/2013) [-]
only thing i rub is ure mums dick twat
#76 to #75 - calawesome (11/19/2013) [-]
i'm crying from all the shame.
i'm crying from all the shame.
User avatar #80 to #75 - stupidffff (11/19/2013) [-]
What a nightmare. What level of hell doth thou exist in, bro?
User avatar #87 to #75 - mapleknight (11/19/2013) [-]
If you're rubbing his mom's dick,
then aren't you gay?
User avatar #89 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
typical plebs thinking ellen has any comedic ability. Shes a lesbien that preys on the withering funny bone of you left wing liberal douchebags. the only reason you think shes funny is because youre all so distracted by your politics to take into account that her humor is as bland as that thing you call life. sitting on your computer all day like a bunch of ingrates. this isnt the person jesus knows you could be. repent now or be dammed to hell for all eternity.



TLDR ; typical plebs thinking ellen has any comedic ability. Shes a lesbien that preys on the withering funny bone of you left wing liberal douchebags. the only reason you think shes funny is because youre all so distracted by your politics to take into account that her humor is as bland as that thing you call life. sitting on your computer all day like a bunch of ingrates. this isnt the person jesus knows you could be. repent now or be dammed to hell for all eternity.
User avatar #94 to #89 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Voted up solely because that's exactly what you don't want.
User avatar #97 to #94 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
hes not a troll, he put too much effort into that comment. I can tell it is legitimately his opinion
User avatar #98 to #97 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
He has level -68, so yes he's trolling around for downvotes.
User avatar #99 to #98 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
huh... so either he is a retard or he is a retard... either way he is a retard
User avatar #95 to #89 - aingoia (11/19/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you are a troll or not. I just want to let you know: do you realize your TL;DR section is just as long as the text it paraphrases
User avatar #96 to #89 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
your sentence started out good and made quite a bit of sense, but then you just went full retard and for that I must thumb you down now.
User avatar #109 to #89 - faithrider (11/20/2013) [-]
i am a conservative and i still consider her jokes funny.
User avatar #68 - FightClub (11/19/2013) [-]
the only talk show host that's actually amusing is conan
#77 to #68 - headhunternl (11/19/2013) [-]
CRAIG FERGUSON
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