D'awww so sweet.. Ellen is a real talented person. I mean really funny. Good variëty of jokes.. Ellen: I' m gonna pretended treat vocalise any other guest even
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D'awww so sweet.

Ellen is a real talented person.

I mean really funny.

Good variëty of jokes.

Ellen: I' m gonna pretended treat vocalise any other guest even
though this is highly scripted. And say: "How is life for you'"?
Portia: eughh yeah pretty I guess..
allele
Ellen: are you enjoying being married to me? I
mean the money and the attention must be pretty
good right?
Sll
Portia: haha yeah.. .
also (.cities"
Ellen: ahw look at that, remember that?
That was the day we became a proud
sensational famous ******* couple..
Portia: yeah that was; a great moneymaker for us, I mean
for you it is all you do ofcourse, just being ******* and
about it.
Khalil‘ -II I
Ellen: hah yeah, I' d be scraping floors ifl wern' t
******* , but luckily I can scrape you, and make money
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User avatar #21 - motherfuckingkenji (11/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
No one in the comments realize that this is not what was actually said by them and is instead just OP's opinion.
#13 - anonymous (11/19/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Can you please shut the **** up. I get it Ellen, your a ******* . If I ever become a chat show host, I'm going to go on the whole ******* time about how straight I am. And people will complain.
#27 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Every time I see her face, I know the joke is going to be about her being ******* and nothing else
#2 - dchumble (11/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm just gonna go out on a limp and expect people to beeotch about the fact that i'm just making gay jokes here too, but hey I learned from the best.
#19 to #2 - blancka (11/19/2013) [-]
Go out on a limp
on a limp
limp

That's a moo point.
#23 - princessren (11/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ellen is pretty funny IMO
Ellen is pretty funny IMO
#16 - pappathethird (11/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I think she's pretty funny. A little too 						*******					, but still pretty funny.
I think she's pretty funny. A little too ******* , but still pretty funny.
#71 - zzidmbizz (11/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What she ment.
What she ment.
#62 - wildfireryo (11/19/2013) [-]
Only Ellen related thing I have.
Only Ellen related thing I have.
#6 - rwmwaffle (11/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Gay reaction image dump!
Why do I have all these? I don't even hate gay people.
User avatar #84 - Classic (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Gay
User avatar #78 - vikingfaen (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did anyone tell Tobias?
User avatar #35 - DeeJayBee ONLINE (11/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i never knew portia di rossi was a ******* , not that i have a problem with that i think its good she isn't a stereotype.
User avatar #18 - spelt (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Spot the ******* gold digger
User avatar #25 to #18 - jacknackle (11/19/2013) [-]
considering that wasn't how the show actually went lol
#102 - cheastnut (11/19/2013) [-]
ellen's wife is hotter then she is. i didn't even know she was married
#93 - aingoia (11/19/2013) [-]
I love the beautiful poetic symmetry of the top two comments to this post.
#86 - worried (11/19/2013) [-]
i dont care how you slice it.... portia does not look gay.... she looks like one of those girls that slept with a few women in college just to impress and experiment
User avatar #69 - xxsnipergodxx (11/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
why are ******** allowed to get married their just even gayer ******* ( ****** is guy girl then they are actual girls) lol
User avatar #73 to #69 - calawesome (11/19/2013) [-]
dude, you're just rubbin everyone the wrong way today aren't ya?
#66 - seaofcoltrane (11/19/2013) [-]
Man this show's so gay.
#51 - anonymous (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ellen being a lesbo, I can understand that.
But her wife, daayum she looks too straight to be gay.
User avatar #5 - tittylovin (11/19/2013) [-]
"It's funny because it's progressive!" - Social Justice Warriors
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