D&D Stories #5. Uploading some of the stories I have collected feel free to post yours in the comments. This was a wrap: up fer a module we were playing. but I  DnD 4Chan krod

D&D Stories #5

Uploading some of the stories I have collected feel free to post yours in the comments

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This was a wrap: up fer a module we were playing. but I had he the whale way. I played kmd, the halberd rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just sheet any weapon can get sneak attack damage. kmd is ever 7 feet tall and speaks in the third demort whereever he thinks is watching [Said tn the
Paladin: "Krod suggest we leek ether way while he chapping' T He wasn‘ t dumb, hut maple newt" expect the trial he he n. rining e cents neg.
Crud was a greed stealth guy, but he shined in intimidation at M " This made fer great as the game were en. The that time he was sneaking around. his stealth rel iterested at the GM. "krad rears up and screams at the top M his lungs. "YOU NO SEE I critter! the mil.
According to the GM. I stunned all the Wains there except fer ens whe immediately went back Wing what he was Ming and desperately tried ta was net there.
That was Krod we M his eddies was Truly use things see Hired: dead things and things that knits better than to admit it."
Se at the and a medals. my genus ts breaking up a Ideal cult and we get caught in the media ofthe leadership while trying tn steal deep meats. Se we fight and against all adds defeat the leadership and their "Mask'' game lit helped when when It with a "sneak attack" with his he
handed flail}. weds standing new the cult leader and the guy give his BEES East wards.
BBIG: I should have knew we were here the start!
k: 'shrugs" Krod aleays cheesifer self militant agnostic. net really knew what tn . Maia Flair And he is VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THAT!
CRUNCH. Seed dirt Hired.
Still, see at my fatpants remnants was en I had he ad lib a distraction. The kethup had the earties roentgen ed suit and were bring precessed. Der mega wanted " sneak aha sheet: an same at seether and I In keep their atteontion. The GM and says. "Okay, what thy
Mty. tired tells an entertaining Mery ta distract the Astely' tmx
GM: Diday... tell res a stem. Ne mil. Tell maths story.
Challenge accepted.
lute: stay. hired gets them talking sheet and eventually says "med had lets ellers haters earning here. Elevenses. bodyguard, giggle. city guard"
GM: Gigolo?
Me- "Yup.. Krad was kept man fer enable lady. She get elites Krad net being fancy Fired had tn quit thaugh."
GM: the ofthe 'tstart/ ttis says. "Why did yet: twit?"
lute: "Fa My pants suiters get mad at tires the taking his mews. Challenge Fired to duel. Thee Kmd kill him."
tylr "And she kicked you eta?‘
No, Natal Lady get eff en that tee- Felice get real mad thaugh-"
GM: "But duels are legal.''
Me: "Yes, hut only if we kill man during the duel-"
GM: ".--yei. I killed him outside of the duel?‘
Me: "Fa my Pants tell kmd he cheese weapon! Fired cheese surprise?"
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Oh hired had a let of the in a shed sat of campaigns- At we point, kmd is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM was we are passing another boat, he asked its were we were. I said we was in the Crew' s nest-
GM: The beat is too small, were is M crew' s nest.
GM: He can' t build a crew' s nest,
Me: I haven' t cheese a craft skill yet. "kmd is carpenter in has tima + working with hands in way that deosn' t require he put down tarp."
GM: 'Sigh' you has M tee's-
Mir. glares at same spars planks and they knew better than is net be a crew' s nest. I rents intimidate the weddi
GM: Jail it.
Matt now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter.
A-( rent cheese surprise!
well is Intimidate the weed
I to intimidate wood! W :) ) Surprise‘ Angry Carpenter.
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#2 - acivcrusader (07/11/2014) [-]
Surprise is best weapon
#4 - applescryatnight ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (10 replies)
there is a second part, which makes the story much, much better.
cant find it though. sorry.
#10 to #9 - applescryatnight ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
first thing on google images when you search "full story of krod"
User avatar #1 - solaceinwar (07/11/2014) [-]
Thank you for posting this I have not laughed like that in sometime.
User avatar #16 - sirbearington (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #17 to #16 - bearingtonbutler (07/12/2014) [-]
Indeed, sir. He does remind me very much of that halfwit dwarf we did the lich army business with. Forged weapons when he was angry, that one. I do believe your favorite axe was forged by him after the party laughed at him for getting his chainmail on backwards. Burned your name into the axe handle, as I recall. When we pointed out that your name isn't spelled BRNGTVN, the paladin got a fine new sword out of it.

I kind of miss Hrolfti Halfhammer, don't you?
#24 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't think I've laughed this hard in so long.
User avatar #23 - shreddednation (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
anybody have any idea how I could get into **** like this but not have to have a physical game or anything like that?
Digital is fine but none of my friends that I hang out with physically even want to try D&D..
#20 - theshadowwalker (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Best one of the twelve posted. Love ya, OP.
Best one of the twelve posted. Love ya, OP.
#19 - shadowkills (07/12/2014) [-]
i have never laughed as much as i did when krod chose surprise
#14 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
These are the best things dude
User avatar #13 - bramy ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I couldn't stop laughing through reading this
User avatar #12 - bmpcdb (07/12/2014) [-]
This one had me rolling
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