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D&D Stories #5. Uploading some of the stories I have collected feel free to post yours in the comments. This was a wrap: up fer a module we were playing. but I

Uploading some of the stories I have collected feel free to post yours in the comments

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This was a wrap: up fer a module we were playing. but I had he the whale way. I played kmd, the halberd rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just sheet any weapon can get sneak attack damage. kmd is ever 7 feet tall and speaks in the third demort whereever he thinks is watching [Said tn the
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CRUNCH. Seed dirt Hired.
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Challenge accepted.
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GM: Gigolo?
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GM: the ofthe 'tstart/ ttis says. "Why did yet: twit?"
lute: "Fa My pants suiters get mad at tires the taking his mews. Challenge Fired to duel. Thee Kmd kill him."
tylr "And she kicked you eta?‘
No, Natal Lady get eff en that tee- Felice get real mad thaugh-"
GM: "But duels are legal.''
Me: "Yes, hut only if we kill man during the duel-"
GM: ".--yei. I killed him outside of the duel?‘
Me: "Fa my Pants tell kmd he cheese weapon! Fired cheese surprise?"
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Oh hired had a let of the in a shed sat of campaigns- At we point, kmd is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM was we are passing another boat, he asked its were we were. I said we was in the Crew' s nest-
GM: The beat is too small, were is M crew' s nest.
GM: He can' t build a crew' s nest,
Me: I haven' t cheese a craft skill yet. "kmd is carpenter in has tima + working with hands in way that deosn' t require he put down tarp."
GM: 'Sigh' you has M tee's-
Mir. glares at same spars planks and they knew better than is net be a crew' s nest. I rents intimidate the weddi
GM: Jail it.
Matt now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter.
A-( rent cheese surprise!
well is Intimidate the weed
I to intimidate wood! W :) ) Surprise‘ Angry Carpenter.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#2 - acivcrusader
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Surprise is best weapon
#4 - applescryatnight
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there is a second part, which makes the story much, much better.
cant find it though. sorry.
User avatar #5 to #4 - xxhadesflamesxx [OP]
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yeah I saw that too I really wish I had saved it but this was all I could find
#6 to #5 - applescryatnight
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yeah, this was the one i have saved too.
User avatar #7 to #4 - Nihatclodra
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Google shows no indication of there EVER being a part 2 of this.
#8 to #7 - applescryatnight
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you havent googled hard enough.
in the second part, it describes 2 (or more, i only have memory of the 2) encounters
in the first one Krod has to infiltrate a cult, and in the cult there are magical silver doors. the doors have carvings of decadence, like feasts and orgies. krod wonders why he ever opposed the cult. krod then tries to open the doors, but they are magically locked. his lock picking skills arent great. he cant pick the lock, so he tries to steal the massive doors, because they are made of silver. the gm denies him that.
later on, after killing the cult members, he goes to settle the score with the doors once and for all. he steals the doors and stuff happens and they get rich and happily ever after, my memory is to ****** for details.

the second story is just about a bar scene where news comes that they have to do a thing right as krod was about to do a wench. dm gives him 20 minutes. krod argues, saying he respects the wench and doesnt leave jobs undone. dm says only 20 minutes. one of the other members suggests intimidating the wench to make her finish faster. krod refuses to bring work into the bed. the wench thanks krod. krod rolls to intimidate the space time continuum. dm loses his **** and says no, but gives him 40 minutes. krod rolls for acrobatics.

thats all i remember. i read this months ago.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Nihatclodra
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Well, can you try finding it then? because you obviously have a better idea of how to search for it.
#10 to #9 - applescryatnight
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first thing on google images when you search "full story of krod"
User avatar #11 to #10 - Nihatclodra
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There can never be enough clapping for krod.

Thank you for finding it good sir.
User avatar #18 to #10 - xxhadesflamesxx [OP]
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you mind if I upload this with the rest of the ones I got
I would have done it instead of this one but I never found it
#22 to #18 - applescryatnight
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go right ahead bro
#15 to #10 - azsx
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User avatar #1 - solaceinwar
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Thank you for posting this I have not laughed like that in sometime.
User avatar #16 - sirbearington
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User avatar #17 to #16 - bearingtonbutler
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Indeed, sir. He does remind me very much of that halfwit dwarf we did the lich army business with. Forged weapons when he was angry, that one. I do believe your favorite axe was forged by him after the party laughed at him for getting his chainmail on backwards. Burned your name into the axe handle, as I recall. When we pointed out that your name isn't spelled BRNGTVN, the paladin got a fine new sword out of it.

I kind of miss Hrolfti Halfhammer, don't you?
#20 - theshadowwalker
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Best one of the twelve posted. Love ya, OP.
Best one of the twelve posted. Love ya, OP.
User avatar #21 to #20 - spyisspy
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this is one of my favorites too
#19 - shadowkills
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i have never laughed as much as i did when krod chose surprise
#14 - anon id: f0182309
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These are the best things dude
User avatar #13 - bramy
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I couldn't stop laughing through reading this
User avatar #12 - bmpcdb
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This one had me rolling
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