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D&D Stories #4. High Impact Sexual Violence.jpeg. been years since We played , but anyway, the first time I ever played any form of RPG/ Tabletop was in - Pplay

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been years since We played , but anyway, the first time I ever played any form of RPG/ Tabletop was in -
Pplaying a monk
Paarty is made up of several bizarre characters
Twighlight being a Polar Clearcoat was enchanted to lactate pure alcohol. while being immune to it' s effects
character is at some point infected by a poison which brings on total insanity at random intervals. and unvarying severity
Anywho,
Chalking through forest. our group is looking for a treasure of some kind
Agroup finds a box being sold by a roadside beggar. among underthings
matches description map container
ethic buy it. and immediately start arguing whithered open the box ohwait until we can get a professional to span it (Apparently. the box was cursed)
GGM passes me a note
Roll for Insanity."
Shit."
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underlie table. only GM and I looking
Unatural one
GGM starts laughing hysterically
At this point, the group is wondering what is happening - The GM is midway between laughing and fretting, and neither of us is sure what will happen.
GGM asks me to roll a " with each number representing a different state bginsanity/ behaviour
Murderous Rage"
starts attacking one ofthe other party members . beating the absolute christ out of him and him
WHAT THE FUCK ANON"
Because I rolled a one, the GM simply says "Look, you - Roll the DE again-"
Theoden weren't, jpg
the DE again
scour
Suicidal Psychosis"
GGC) GM
attacks most powerful of attacks. GM asks me to roll for severity ofthe attack
uses Flurry of Fists orwhatever it is. directly in his own crotch
Drolls 3 DB' s for damage
AARE YOU FUCKING ME
In the space of about thirty seconds, my party went from talking to a beggar, to having the monk cave the rogue' s face in, and then kill
himself by punching himself in the dick so hard, he died of shock.
first ever DELI character died of Serler/ FY:] Critical Groin Trauma
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#28 to #3 - anon id: 3e2cc04a
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Shame it ends with 12!
#4 - mrbobert
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Glorious, Keep these coming. I've always had trouble finding good D&D greentexts
User avatar #5 to #4 - xxhadesflamesxx [OP]
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will if I can although I dunno if there are that many
#10 to #4 - anon id: 1ca8fa54
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#21 to #4 - anon id: ae054a5c
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look up the ballad of edgardo
#22 to #4 - ianmcgunny
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>Bluffed into an office, trying to get info    
>Magic closet door, can't open    
>My friend puts the equivalent to 10kg of explosive shape charge on the door    
>Hide around corner, still in room    
>**** bounces off the door, turning everything in front of it to wooden shrapnel, not to mention that the window next to the door gets blown out   
>Everyone is ok, but then DM starts laughing   
"I can't believe you didn't check anything else in the room."   
>Everyone starts talking **** to friend that put explosives, mean while the door falls in   
>******* papers everywhere, so we grab a few   
>Shoot a crossbow bolt with rope to another roof    
>ofw same friend that did the explosive, ends up coating the door to the office in flames   
>We get caught, turns out the building burnt down, killing around 50 people    
>ofw we destroyed the trade center
>Bluffed into an office, trying to get info
>Magic closet door, can't open
>My friend puts the equivalent to 10kg of explosive shape charge on the door
>Hide around corner, still in room
>**** bounces off the door, turning everything in front of it to wooden shrapnel, not to mention that the window next to the door gets blown out
>Everyone is ok, but then DM starts laughing
"I can't believe you didn't check anything else in the room."
>Everyone starts talking **** to friend that put explosives, mean while the door falls in
>******* papers everywhere, so we grab a few
>Shoot a crossbow bolt with rope to another roof
>ofw same friend that did the explosive, ends up coating the door to the office in flames
>We get caught, turns out the building burnt down, killing around 50 people
>ofw we destroyed the trade center
User avatar #1 - pepperoni
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(07/11/2014) [-]
hilarious, have my +1
User avatar #2 to #1 - xxhadesflamesxx [OP]
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sweet I got a pinky
User avatar #9 - malific
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We really need a channel for these.
User avatar #17 to #9 - xxhadesflamesxx [OP]
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I think there is I will try and post in there if I find any more
User avatar #23 to #9 - YllekNayr
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User avatar #15 - sirbearington
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(07/12/2014) [-]
GROWL, ROAR, GROWL. GRRRR HRRFT GROWLROR GRRN HFFT HFFT.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bearingtonbutler
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Quite, sir. "If it doesn't have a label on, don't drink the potion."
User avatar #6 - deliciousdee
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I DM'd a Warhammer Fantasy RP campaign at one point. One of my players was playing a Skaven (rat person) wizard and singlehandedly managing to break each and every session with his ridiculous antics and magic rolls.
So naturally I threw a wrench into his magical gears: an aether storm, a natural event that causes magic to backfire.

I even warned him what was going on and he started casting anyways. First time he tried to cast a cantrip. It worked but he gave himself a severe headache.
The second time he cast a spell it simply fizzled, confusing the rat greatly.
But the third time, oh lord. He crit failed his roll and sent enough arcane energies spiking through his body to kill an elephant. The healer managed to keep him alive but his character was out cold for the rest of the session.

He was a bit more careful with his magic after that.
#24 to #6 - ichitoten
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Ok. i feel like a tard for having to ask. but i cant work out yet, is D&D like the story we just read a board game? or is it a video game? so far ive been thinking like a board game, but then why does the monk attack the rogue mid-sentence? isnt that a little fast-paced or something or what? im just confused. was the rogue talking? the guy controlling him? i dont know ****.
User avatar #25 to #24 - deliciousdee
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It's a role-playing game. Basically one person, the DM (dungeon master) creates a story and a world filled with non-playable characters, and the players have to role play their actions as they adventure through the world.

It's KIND OF like a board game, but more interactive.
#26 to #25 - ichitoten
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So. in this situation, the guy rolling the rogue was talking, then the guy rolling monk just attacked him in-game and took his character off the board like you would a chess piece? and thats why the guy rolling rogue flips out?
User avatar #27 to #26 - deliciousdee
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Sort of. you're characters have hit points that represent how long they can stay alive. When the Monk failed his insanity roll (based on a 20 sided die roll) he attacked the rogue and probably did enough damage to severely injure/kill him.

You get more and more XP and abilities the longer you're character lives, so when you're character dies it's sometimes frustrating having to start all over.
#12 - nurples
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User avatar #13 - discord
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is there a way to play dnd online? I've never played and am curious.
User avatar #14 to #13 - andenz
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I wonder this aswell
User avatar #18 to #14 - xxhadesflamesxx [OP]
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User avatar #20 to #13 - theblargypargler
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Skype and a handful of dice.
User avatar #19 to #13 - xxhadesflamesxx [OP]
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#8 - anon id: 800bcf0a
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i thought we played rpg like idiots but these stories are stupid as ****
> roll under table but gm instantly tell everyone by laughing
> gm laugh at a situation dice and he made basically his own joke
> roll 1 on the insanity check will then later fail the attack and made a reroll on the check again, basically reverse time

> guy have to use skills and roll attack to hit himself instead of just saying "i kill myself" ******* stupid, there is even a rule you can kill helpless characters without rolling, suicidal not going to punch himself
> polar bear
User avatar #7 - Nihatclodra
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******* lol, that's a new one!
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