D&D Stories #3. Uploading some stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments. A d El 01 N ltin KB, SEED, ) Pplaying a 3. 5 [ED game with a few f
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D&D Stories #3

Uploading some stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments

A d El 01 N
ltin KB, SEED, )
Pplaying a 3. 5 [ED game with a few friends
Ffriends are playing Cleric, Fighter, Wizard, and Bard.
xi roll Rogue
all leek normal except fer bard, Somethings a little bit eff
it up to my inexperience with bards
gees en
we 12th level PCs, we manage detract down the BEES (Classic evil wizard bent en becoming a lich) through ) me godly mils
obviously made fer much higher levels
PTPK is expected, party is warned and we all proceed anyway, all die except the bard who never entered the encounter area
hangs back, begins to bring his plan into action in another room
DDM asks what he wants to do
Tresses a DEB and says "Rowling's summon death"
**** , he has everything he needs to summon the divine passes fer "death" in airgame
GGM okay' s the attempt
Unatural 20
Adeath appears in adieus of smoke in flynt ofthe bard
Adeath demands to know why "he" was summoned
challenges him to a musical duel
eh wish if he wins, his life is forefeet if he loses
all ever the table. I' m beginning to understand what he' s doing.
is a fiddler
Adeath has amazingly high perform, rolls well, bard leeks completely screwed
rolls fer perform.
Unatural ******* EU.
Adeath is defeated, gives the bard his wish
Neighter himse get the party true resurrected
No. I want a solid geld fiddle"
leeks at him with no idea what he' s doing
Eeverything clicks in my mind. Completely understand what he' s been building and setting up since level l
Doakes his fiddle, death vanishes in adieus of smoke
walks interne reem, lured by the sound ofthe musical duel
takes him by surprise and hits him ever the head with the golden fiddle
mils fer damage
play with expiating dice
5 after B after E
damage when all is said and done
drops dead at his feet
Sentire table is silent
MMFW
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Submitted: 07/11/2014
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User avatar #4 - unfairlybanned (07/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Is this a song reference?

Cause if it is, I get it.
#14 - kraagmar ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been.
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been.
#3 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2014) [-]
Amazing.
Amazing.
#18 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
anybody?
#11 - funnychunk (07/12/2014) [-]
I always get confused for a bit, because the RPG I play has 20 as the **** up and 1 as the best thing you can roll.

I was once stuck in a tunnel, two dwarfs behind me with their axes ready; I was unable to move (That's what I got for playing a 6'10 barbarian), unable to draw any weapon.
Then I got an idea, my ass was on one level with their faces: I roll to let out a massive, disgusting fart - roll 20 - Shat my pants, my asshole left bleeding.
The dwarfs stop, one has to puke from the stench.
MFW they left me there, stuck until my teammates blew up the tunnel so I could leave.
MFW I saved my life by ******** my pants.
#1 - solarknight (07/11/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #15 - sirbearington (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
GROWRL GRR HRRFT GROWL GRRN HRGHGHR.
#27 - roneffinswanson (07/12/2014) [-]
Chicken in a bread-pan pickin' out dough
#28 - crazylance (07/14/2014) [-]
I ought to get a reaction pic which is laughing vigorously, this story was top notch and I god-damned love Bards.
#24 - tomjay (07/12/2014) [-]
>125 damage with explosive dice
User avatar #13 - trololololol (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
exploding dice?
#26 - 4chan refugee (07/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** tl;dr
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