D&D Stories #1. Uploading D&D stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments. Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00 I' been that guy before Helose friend t
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

D&D Stories #1

Uploading D&D stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments

Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00
I' been that guy before
Helose friend tries to run a 3. 5 game with a few guys that he knows, he' s neato Dming
Hells us to roll characters beforehand, we' re going to be doing a generic fantasy game while he works out the basics
on game daito see that the rest ofthe party, four otherways, have all built angsty animu characters that are "Z( OMG SC) EVIL"
are doing the "I' m in a war on
two fronts- The monsters I fight while I adventure and the monsters inside of we elf" evil characters
is a furrybait tries to turn everything sexual
bl brought . gnome sorcerer
faabulous, gaudy, constantly happy, and focused on the flashiest spells possible
Melton John in gnome form
Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00
8 HIE, 385x383, 1293410320121, jpg)
high charisma and good rolls, I quickly end up as the party face
interfere with the horrible grimdark roleplaying through use of bags and strategically placed magic
missiles and hares
MDM loves it, even though grimdark animu heroes keep derailing the story's put themselves in the spotlight as TOME SC)
GRIN AND EVIL"
puts it right back on track again everytime they do
MDM gets fed up with player angst and wants to end the campanion
steps into action
for a long time out of sight ofthe partido gather everything I need to achieve
is and has always been Lawful Evil
a plan in motion to kill offere party in ways that can never be traced backto me, needing the jonnytheg have.
Sstill gaudy and fabulous, they all start to have "accidents" in combat that bring them to lower and lower health as the final dungeon run progresses
bin the end, it' sjust me and the furry, having killed the dragon BEES that wasjust trying to protect it' s young.
Shtanding in front ofa mountain offodd
begins into long monologue about how much angst he' s feeling and how evil he is for killing the dragon
overdo him
him on the shoulder
glitter in his eyes
his ass
the final stages of my transformation into a Itch
Ddable is silent
MMFW
...
+540
Views: 29042
Favorited: 77
Submitted: 07/11/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to xxhadesflamesxx E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#2 - reverfacro (07/12/2014) [-]
OP's FW
OP's FW
User avatar #5 - blargtastic (07/12/2014) [-]
>Rolling 3.5 with some friends
>Campaign is basically time rift brings our characters from the past to the modern day
>Condition is we have to play in character, as in, we have no knowledge of anything from this time period
>Dragon appears
>Bama runs his happy barbarian ass across the black stone path to fight the dragon
>Gets smashed and splattered on the ground

>Stone path was a road
>Dragon was an ambulance
>Vehicular Homicide
User avatar #13 - doodooda (07/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Anyone have that greentext story about the Iraqi guys being invaded by the 12 year old "special forces"???
#11 - thewiseass (07/12/2014) [-]
Here's one for ya OP!
User avatar #3 - infiniteinsanity ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (9 replies)
today on not explained quotes: "I throw the sack of babies at his head." "the one with the cod piece or the one without?"
User avatar #7 to #6 - misterblack (07/12/2014) [-]
"He looks like a giant cat in a giant litter box."
User avatar #9 - vortexrain (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've never played D&D before. How do you do stuff like that behind peoples' back when you are sitting right in front of them? I don't get it.
User avatar #30 - splinfinity (07/12/2014) [-]
That is beautiful. I pretty much always consider the "go evil and **** the party with magic lich powers" route whenever I play a wizard or sorcerer, but I never end up doing it.. and certainly never with this much pizzazz.
#24 - nyanturtwig (07/12/2014) [-]
I remember reading a story about some D&D type game. Some guy got invited to a game with a bunch of neckbeards in playing it. Their party crash lands on a different planet filled with furry creatures. Creatures start dragging them off one by one to rape them. Guy telling the story rolls to kill himself, and then leaves.
mfw reading that entire story
User avatar #16 - europe (07/12/2014) [-]
waht a twist
#8 - mr skeltal (07/12/2014) [-]
You are the worst kind of person and thus have my greatest affections. I love you.
User avatar #32 - tacticalhog (07/12/2014) [-]
Wasn't there a previous part to this story? About a glittery person who used a hippo spell because hippos kill alot of people? Or was that another story. Anyways, if you have it please share.
#26 - monkeysinabox (07/12/2014) [-]
**monkeysinabox rolled image**
User avatar #23 - TheOriginalNerd (07/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i have no idea what all this D&D stuff is but its so damn funny

if someone could explain it to the ill-informed nerd

cool beans
 Friends (0)