This dye was selected because
the bottle was within reach"
Larval development was accelerated by
carrying around subjects in ketchup cups inside
the researchers' clothing."
We didn' t read half of the papers we cite
because they are behind a paypall"
Sample size was smaller than
planned because I had been in
grad school for 10 yrs & my
adviser wanted me to graduate"
The samples incubated at ambient
temperature in a remote border customs office
for 5 months."
Experimental time points were chosen so I
didn' t have to come into tab in the middle of the
night or over the weekend."
We astute, ' how the results were obtained.
The postdoc who did all the work has since left
to start a bakery."
Reagent became unavailable in 2002 because
nobody wanted to order more and risk being
added to terrorists ."
Blood samples were spun at because
the centrifuge made a scary noise at higher
PCR reaction repeated for 25 cycles because
that' s how long it takes to go teach class,"