Cyanosis Cool!. Funny.. This dye was selected because the bottle was within reach" Larval development was accelerated by carrying around subjects in ketchup cup overly honest methods
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Cyanosis Cool!

This dye was selected because
the bottle was within reach"
Larval development was accelerated by
carrying around subjects in ketchup cups inside
the researchers' clothing."
We didn' t read half of the papers we cite
because they are behind a paypall"
Sample size was smaller than
planned because I had been in
grad school for 10 yrs & my
adviser wanted me to graduate"
The samples incubated at ambient
temperature in a remote border customs office
for 5 months."
Experimental time points were chosen so I
didn' t have to come into tab in the middle of the
night or over the weekend."
We astute, ' how the results were obtained.
The postdoc who did all the work has since left
to start a bakery."
Reagent became unavailable in 2002 because
nobody wanted to order more and risk being
added to terrorists ."
Blood samples were spun at because
the centrifuge made a scary noise at higher
PCR reaction repeated for 25 cycles because
that' s how long it takes to go teach class,"
ltl III‘-
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User avatar #3 - AnonymousGuru
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#3 is the truest ****
#1 - crazyolitis
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Long Live Lazyness.
Long Live Lazyness.
#4 to #1 - pappysmurf
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Get out of da choppa!
User avatar #6 - infinitereaper
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Science is a sad but endearing mix of lack of funding, desperation, and semen.
User avatar #8 to #6 - Greevon
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(11/17/2013) [-]
That describes both my future career and social life.
#14 to #8 - riverofchex
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(11/17/2013) [-]
TRUTH! It is a sad, despairing truth you have spoken
User avatar #2 - lorddarkskull
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Guilty of the third one.
I will go to wikipedia, check their sources, and cite that instead of wikipedia as my source.
User avatar #15 to #2 - riverofchex
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(11/17/2013) [-]
That's a good idea... Why haven't I ever thought of that?!?!

Too bad I've already graduated, with no intention of pursuing a further degree, so I've missed my chance to use it.
#7 - hiccupthehuman
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Number 3 is so true. I only read the abstract and see a sentence that vaguely supports my point and BAM, citation.
User avatar #10 - JENNAY
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Finals week
So many lab reports

This hits deep
User avatar #5 - angelusprimus
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#8 happened during my masters, one of my teachers had to completely chage his methodology because parts he needed for his experiments are critical for making certain type of home brew bombs.
#12 - sheiladikshit
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(11/17/2013) [-]
i have no idea what everyone is talking about.
i guess i'm a dumbass
#11 - biomedic
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I so hope this is what actually working in a lab will be like, right now sloppy methodology gets responded to with harsh words.
User avatar #9 - reginleif
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(11/17/2013) [-]
So....this is what I have to look forward to in grad school.

(I thought this laziness ended in undergrad. ^^ )
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