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#4 - skelebones ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
obligatory plop
User avatar #69 to #4 - pinecest ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
the guy sounds either really nervous or really sick.
#73 to #69 - skelebones ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
>>#44, pretty much
User avatar #35 to #4 - nunyabeez (12/02/2015) [-]
Good job
#44 to #35 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
no its more like "g-good job" with a hint of fear for now this ****** can open doors and eat you in your sleep
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#43 to #4 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
SNAKE HOLY **** !
User avatar #22 to #4 - johrai (12/02/2015) [-]
Clumsiest ******* snek I ever did saw.
User avatar #10 to #4 - narluga (12/02/2015) [-]
Does this hurt the snek?
#11 to #10 - KankuroM (12/02/2015) [-]
nein
#14 to #10 - skelebones ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
nyet
#3 - worldatarms ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
I was afraid he was going to bite him but no.
User avatar #36 to #3 - riddari (12/02/2015) [-]
Not a snake expert, but I'm pretty sure this is a python (or some other boidae type of snake) - they bite very rarely and instead kill prey by constricting them.
#38 to #36 - StealerShock (12/02/2015) [-]
nope, definitely a colubrid, my guess would be a kingsnake (Lampropeltis getula most likely). Usually fairly snappy snake, and more food-orientated than a starved labrador, but this one is probably a pet, so is used to people.

source: I've got a dozen pet snakes
#39 to #38 - riddari (12/02/2015) [-]
Thanks, snakexplain.
#40 to #39 - StealerShock (12/02/2015) [-]
I wouldn't actually mind making that account, assuming it doesn't already exist...
User avatar #41 to #40 - riddari (12/02/2015) [-]
Go for it.
#72 to #38 - loos [OP](12/02/2015) [-]
Actually, it is not a pet. It is a wild snake that I found and I thought he looked cute so I picked him up and pet him and he just chilled and let me pet him.
User avatar #56 to #38 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Hey, Mr. Snakeexpert, do snakes require a lot of constant effort to care for?
My brother wants to get one but i personally don't see him as a constant-care type of person.....
#57 to #56 - StealerShock (12/02/2015) [-]
Depends a lot on the snake, does he have an idea of what he wants?
User avatar #58 to #57 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
i remember him mentioning corn and ball pythons
though i think ball pythons isn't just a single race but like a category of snakes, no?
#59 to #58 - StealerShock (12/02/2015) [-]
ball pythons are a species, just like corn snakes. They just have loads of different genetic mutations that mean they come in loads of colours and patterns depending on how much you want to spend.

Personally I'd recommend him to get a corn snake, as they're much more active than ball pythons so are more interesting.

As far as care goes, you have to change their water every day, clean out their poo whenever they poo, and feed them once every 5-14 days (depending on how old they are).
User avatar #60 to #59 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Huh, guess he might just make it after all.
How does he know when the snake's hungry? and is it true that snakes need live prey?
#61 to #60 - StealerShock (12/02/2015) [-]
You don't really need to know when it's hungry, just offer it food according to the schedule and it will take it if the temperatures are correct.

As for live prey, absolutely not. I currently have over a dozen snakes at my place and not a single one of them eats live food. It's all bought frozen, stored in our freezer, and then defrosted in warm water on feeding day. Live feeding risks injuring the snake, and is relatively cruel if not done properly.
User avatar #62 to #61 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Ok, so basically just put in warm food from the store, if it eats it, cool, if not, freeze it again.
Alright, thank you Mr. Snakeexpert, i'll relay your information.

Have a nice day!
#63 to #62 - StealerShock (12/02/2015) [-]
no, you buy frozen food from the shop, keep it in your freezer until you need it, then defrost it at home in warm water. If it doesn't eat it straight away, leave it in overnight, and if it's still there in the morning, throw it away.

NEVER refreeze the food, it can basically give the snake food poisoning
User avatar #64 to #63 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Ah..... see thats why i don't want pets, i'd just end up with them dead~
Thanks for pointing it out!
#66 to #64 - StealerShock (12/02/2015) [-]
Nah, you've just got to do the research first, you'd be amazed how many people ask the same question.

If you want more specific information, just google 'corn snake care sheet' and you should get a lot of information. If you come across anything that confuses you, or have any questions that the sheets don't answer, just shoot me a PM
User avatar #67 to #66 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Well, i know i could google everything, but personal information tends to be simpler to understand and more specific for my situation.

and thanks for the offer, i will be sure to remember you, Mr. Snakeexpert~
#48 to #38 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Looks like a california king
User avatar #6 to #3 - darksideofthebeast (12/02/2015) [-]
Doesn't even matter, their bites barely hurt.
#24 - brobafett ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
#31 to #24 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
whats the song?
#32 to #31 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Somewhere over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
#33 to #32 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Thanks
#20 - samoaspider (12/02/2015) [-]
ara ara~

you're not attracted to an old snake like me, are you?
#46 to #20 - datsheriff ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
#25 to #20 - evilanakie (12/02/2015) [-]
the unholy things i would do to that mans ass
even being with in a 5 mile radius of that man would send me into frantic orgasmic seizures
#27 to #25 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
What are you, gay or something?
User avatar #28 to #27 - evilanakie (12/02/2015) [-]
ye
#45 to #28 - datsheriff ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
**** snake.

Quiet's where it's at.
#53 to #45 - dehnoobshow (12/02/2015) [-]
>Wanting Quiet
>Not wanting literally anyone else
I bet you kiss girls, faggot.
#76 to #45 - evilanakie (12/03/2015) [-]
literally worst girl
how bout no
id rather **** code talker
big p is best girl
User avatar #74 to #27 - wcpapier (12/02/2015) [-]
whats gay about ******* hot men faggot
#26 to #20 - evilanakie (12/02/2015) [-]
love that man more than ocelot loves that man
#1 - meowmeowman (12/02/2015) [-]
Hey Soule! Cute Snek!
#9 to #1 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
****** what the **** ?
User avatar #71 to #1 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
******* lol
#2 to #1 - soule (12/02/2015) [-]
awwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#12 to #2 - geofalke ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Soule likes cute sneks?

huh, ya learn something new every day
#13 to #12 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
She's getting railed up the ass by satan every time i go on **** . she may aswell like snakes too
#42 to #2 - minibeep (12/02/2015) [-]
he showed you his snake
#5 - lulzdealer ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
#34 - funnytime ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
#47 - amagicalwhimsy (12/02/2015) [-]
God damn it I will make this a meme
User avatar #30 - bioexplain (12/02/2015) [-]
That **** aint cute dawg! One minute it be like, "Oh master I'm a good snek, I be alllll lovey dovey and **** ." But the instant you fallll asleep, it be slithering up your piss hole and biting yo' urethra. **** .
#55 - zionsype ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Living in Florida, grabbing snakes is not something I ever dared to attempt.
Red touch yellow, kill the fellow, and all that.
#75 - alpako ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
here's another im sorry
User avatar #17 - zight (12/02/2015) [-]
not proud to say i thought this was a picture for a solid 30 seconds and was looking all around for a snake
#21 to #17 - spookswoo (12/02/2015) [-]
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#54 - fiero (12/02/2015) [-]
Oh god
User avatar #19 - mcdolla ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Look Miia,a cute snek just like you...no homo.
#50 - allcontent (12/02/2015) [-]
that was the gayest thing ive seen all week on this **** site.

This site is ******* garbage now
User avatar #68 to #50 - schneidend ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Weak *********** is somehow worse...
User avatar #77 to #68 - allcontent (12/15/2015) [-]
im not the faggot infesting this site with 12 year old's garbage.
#49 - luderix ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Adorbs.. Wasd that Peter Griffin commentating?
User avatar #37 - missoracle (12/02/2015) [-]
I miss my baby snake so much... :C
#29 - animesource ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Put your dick in it?
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