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#3 - hypex (10/01/2015) [-]
#65 to #3 - fedoralover ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
he doesnt speak cheeki breeki
#69 to #65 - HEADSHOTyou (10/02/2015) [-]
>fedoralover.
#83 to #65 - pocketstooheavy (10/02/2015) [-]
>fedoralover
#106 to #65 - trixcision ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
>implying that nobody cares what you say
#92 to #65 - mittramen ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Time to change the ol' name
User avatar #7 to #3 - afaik (10/02/2015) [-]
In case anyone's wondering, the Russian reads "Subscribe"
#36 to #7 - prvcowboy (10/02/2015) [-]
That's infinitive form though. It literally says "To subscribe" (yes, with "to"), which doesn't make much sense and just wrong.
User avatar #42 to #36 - brvtalguy (10/02/2015) [-]
apparently someone just mashed "subscribe" into google translate, not knowing russian language has an imperative form
User avatar #71 to #42 - halefall (10/02/2015) [-]
weirdly, my google translates this to 'Abonnez-vous' (french) which means subscribe, not the infinitive. Again, if I type the infinitive word in french 's'abonner', it gives out подписываться anyway so I guess Russian is just weird or google translate is broken.
User avatar #73 to #71 - brvtalguy (10/02/2015) [-]
Could be both. I once tried to use google to translate a few words from spanish to polish. It took me a while to realize it gave me answers in english.
#6 - xerros ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
When one squad mate gets lit up but everyone still rushes in.
User avatar #104 to #6 - flamingwhitetiger ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
******* novas man dont know how to play as a team
User avatar #8 to #6 - fauxshores (10/02/2015) [-]
well you are on de_dust so theres the first problem
User avatar #23 to #8 - shaddyz ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
secound problem you didnt throw a flash third problem , wrong weapons for that kind of engage etc
User avatar #59 to #23 - sharklazers (10/02/2015) [-]
biggest problem is they all walk into a 5x awp
User avatar #41 to #23 - thatrussianautist (10/02/2015) [-]
Well, i saw one AK, so that would kinda work
#85 to #6 - pocketstooheavy (10/02/2015) [-]
>Playing de_dust
User avatar #113 to #13 - pointblanc (10/02/2015) [-]
tune at 1:27??
User avatar #124 to #113 - manofowls (10/08/2015) [-]
not sure if this is too late but im sure its this www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCZ0-8cLJ4
User avatar #125 to #124 - pointblanc (10/08/2015) [-]
thanks
#122 to #113 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
it's russias national anthem www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOAtz8xWM0w
User avatar #123 to #122 - pointblanc (10/03/2015) [-]
that's at 2:27, i asked for the sound clip at 1:27.Geez louise Anon.
#74 to #13 - ptolomeus (10/02/2015) [-]
U ok m8?
No i'm laggin

Kek

Basically this whole video.
#82 to #13 - captainduck (10/02/2015) [-]
"when there is no more room in hell, the silvers will roam the earth"
#89 to #2 - fluttergrey (10/02/2015) [-]
I tried it at home.
#54 to #2 - hxhmaniac ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
#77 to #54 - rarityrarityrarity (10/02/2015) [-]
sudden urge to play stalker...
#87 to #77 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #70 to #62 - thatguyinthecorner (10/02/2015) [-]
Renard - Intensive Care Unit
Just YouTube source for people who want to know.
User avatar #75 to #70 - Churchandtex (10/02/2015) [-]
I don't care if you hate furries or whatever (I'm not even a furry myself) you have to admit Dave Remmler makes some good music. Renard - ENDLESS QUEER
#111 to #75 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
yeah i love the destination tracks
User avatar #79 to #70 - alexandervascus (10/02/2015) [-]
Aww yas, Lapfox
User avatar #112 to #62 - meroune ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Intensive Hair Unit
#110 to #62 - wolfwithglasses (10/02/2015) [-]
oh man. takes me back to the old times when you were still in the neighborhood c:

vivixxtehfloofyfox
#81 to #62 - dollenoutpayn (10/02/2015) [-]
I love this song so much
#17 - nopenopejustnope (10/02/2015) [-]
MFW you cant communicate with your team cuz they speak no english, just cyka blyat
User avatar #86 to #17 - hopporto (10/02/2015) [-]
Is it uncommon that i never have this problem or do people just say this to be part of a meme?
#90 to #86 - hkmweed (10/02/2015) [-]
dont know if its because you are american or just very lucky, i have had russians on my team multible times, and 50% of the time they either dont speak/understand english well enough to communicate propper, or they are just salty as **** , but the other 50% its acualy okay, they still do weird russian **** once in a while but they atleast play as a team.
User avatar #91 to #90 - hopporto (10/02/2015) [-]
oh, well im american
#93 to #91 - hkmweed (10/02/2015) [-]
that would be why, the curse of russian team mates strike us euro's mainly
User avatar #96 to #93 - predatoras (10/02/2015) [-]
What rank are you at? You could que with me on US servers
#97 to #96 - hkmweed (10/02/2015) [-]
Im DMG but i think the ping would be to much for me, 150+ is the usual ping when i play with americans
User avatar #98 to #97 - predatoras (10/02/2015) [-]
Shieeet I'm DMG too, I get minimum 80 ping in US East servers but don't know about you
#100 to #98 - hkmweed (10/02/2015) [-]
i have played a bit with a canadian, hitting things with a 100+ ping takes a p90. my canadian friend usualy got a ping of 150+, so that means either you or i would get about the same, unfortunately
User avatar #101 to #100 - predatoras (10/02/2015) [-]
Good thing I live in Europe lol
#102 to #101 - hkmweed (10/02/2015) [-]
then why que on US servers? you confused me sir, and now i feel weird
User avatar #103 to #102 - predatoras (10/02/2015) [-]
Because them cyka bliets everywhere m8. Anyway if you want I could send you my steam and we could que in Europe servers
#105 to #103 - hkmweed (10/02/2015) [-]
sure thing man
User avatar #94 to #93 - hopporto (10/02/2015) [-]
I feel bad4u
User avatar #45 to #17 - askafj (10/02/2015) [-]
But if 4 people speak russian and you don't, then you're the one thats not communicating.
User avatar #50 to #45 - trollmobile ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
>>#48,
#31 - hargleblarg ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
>Be me 2 days ago
>CS:GO Competitive Dust 2
>Full team of Russians and 1 Polish guy
>Polish guy actually had "Igor" in his username
>huehuehue.jpg
>Proceeds to think he's the best one in the game despite always (and I mean always) being the first to die stupidly
>"Noob team. Noob team. I am the best" x50
>Late game, 2 rounds away from victory
>"I am the best, you noob. I am the best, you noob."
>Russian guy speaks up
>"You are not best. Orange is."
>Everyone agrees while Igor has a hissyfit
>Who the **** is orange? Does he mean the colour under our icons?
>Tab out to see who's orange
> ************** .png
>Proceeded to kick ass and win, got promoted to Silver Elite Master
>mfw Russians in CS:GO were saying I was the best on the team
#43 to #31 - unholytiming ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
How much are you DMing a day? If you have another account around silver I'd be glad to buy it from you btw.
User avatar #47 to #43 - hargleblarg ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
u wot m8?
#52 to #47 - unholytiming ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Btw I personally DM 2 hours a day and go for about 30 minutes of arena as warmup and I'm LE.
User avatar #116 to #52 - callmenotime (10/02/2015) [-]
I DM maybe once a day max, SMFC

But I practice with my team daily so that might be a bit of a help.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hargleblarg ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Holy hell. I only play a couple DMs a day, mostly with friends on a private server. I'm not taking it seriously and I play other games so it's not like I'm exclusively playing CSGO.
#55 to #53 - unholytiming ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Well, keep it in mind if you're gonna try and get better at the game sometime.
User avatar #56 to #55 - hargleblarg ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Will do, thanks for the info random stranger.
#57 to #56 - unholytiming ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
No problem. Also, skin = skill, every 100$ in your inventory is one rank.
#58 to #56 - unholytiming ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Forgot this
#51 to #47 - unholytiming ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
How much Deathmatch do play per day? How many hours? At all? DMing is a must-do if you're ever to git gud at CSGO. From silver to DMG all you need to be able to do is have good aim placement and some knowledge of spray patterns. I'd recommend 1-2h DM to train spray and aim placement, then if you have time/can be arsed to, play a bit of HS only arena to practice AK tapping.
User avatar #60 to #51 - sharklazers (10/02/2015) [-]
I really never DM, i've only ever trained in 1v1 arena, aim botz map and sometimes fragshack aim map, i'm global.
User avatar #68 to #31 - woofman (10/02/2015) [-]
Good on ya man. You are nearly out of silver hell! Then you are just close of entering GN purgatory!
#107 to #31 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
silver fag
is ok, i started at silver 1, now im dmg.
User avatar #34 to #31 - crazyguyindahood (10/02/2015) [-]
lol silver
User avatar #40 to #34 - hargleblarg ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
How did I know this would be one of the responses.
User avatar #88 to #40 - crazyguyindahood (10/02/2015) [-]
sorry

i was there once
#20 - melwach (10/02/2015) [-]
Meanwhile on T side..
#27 - Byte (10/02/2015) [-]
#18 - viktorians (10/02/2015) [-]
My last game of the night yesterday consisted of one of my teammates mic spamming that I suck Putins dick for the entirety of the game. 10/10 game would not trade it for anything
#22 to #9 - kapkap ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
thats a profile picture i can get behind, and under, and between, and in front of, and on top of
User avatar #11 to #9 - metalbird (10/02/2015) [-]
Master Piece, love weebl's stuff
User avatar #67 - medzebra (10/02/2015) [-]
A NOO CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
#28 - tfwigetbanned (10/02/2015) [-]
the playerbase is mostly russian though
WE are the minority
User avatar #29 to #28 - joshlol [OP](10/02/2015) [-]
nice
sauce?
User avatar #32 to #30 - tfwigetbanned (10/02/2015) [-]
i do love having russians on team though
User avatar #33 to #28 - kyogreking (10/02/2015) [-]
14.35% = mostly?
User avatar #35 to #33 - tfwigetbanned (10/02/2015) [-]
more like 30% if you count all the slavic countries as same, i'd say it's more than UK+USA+Australia
User avatar #37 to #35 - kyogreking (10/02/2015) [-]
yeah but you'd also have to include 1/2 of canada, a lot of dane players speak english as a second language and a cut of the others category should just put the english speaking regions as the largest player base
User avatar #38 to #37 - tfwigetbanned (10/02/2015) [-]
true that, though some russians atleast try to speak english - the most fun part about cs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RggwHRvo3QY watch till 2.30
User avatar #39 to #38 - kyogreking (10/02/2015) [-]
you stupid magic bitch
#72 to #28 - potatomaestro (10/02/2015) [-]
Would be nice to see one based on % of players vs % of population.
User avatar #120 to #72 - tfwigetbanned (10/02/2015) [-]
scandinavia dominates , nearly 4% of the population plays cs
after that its poland
#48 to #28 - trollmobile ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
i added together the countries in western europe that i know 95% of people under 30 speak fluent english.
and those countries alone, added up to 26.3%

and that's assuming there's no countries like that in the "other" category.

i did not include countries like poland, czech republic, ukraine and other such countries in it.
meaning that even if we only count the countries that would get matched with russians, and where an overwhelming majority speaks english, the english speakers are still outnumbering the russians two to one.

and i've raided with polish people in WoW, i know most of them speak english, but still not all of them are fluent, so i didn't count them.
#49 to #48 - tfwigetbanned (10/02/2015) [-]
i'm starting to guess that living in eastern europe is the real reason 90% players in my competitive matches speak russian.
#99 - thegenuinebashy (10/02/2015) [-]
>makings of using ********* rifle
User avatar #46 - happyhadgrenade ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
sauce?
#64 to #46 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
CS:GO - Russians in team

Here's a hint: Josh lol reposts so much he doesn't have time to change the title. Which means, > Google title > first result.
#44 - unholytiming ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
>Was MGE (Now LE)
>Smurf in MG1 because cba deranking
>Team goes B on Dust 2 and I go A long
>No one here
>No one car
>No one mid or CT
>No one catwalk
>One guy on A site
>Both miss 30 shots each
>bhop up to site while he misses every running spray shot with the deagle
>Knife him
>" **** this game I'm ******* done so lucky omg"
>We lost 10-16
> 10/10 Cyka blyat rush CT spawn get ass cancer aids fakkink nowb
User avatar #14 - removekimchi (10/02/2015) [-]
but those are israelis
#121 - CXJokerXD (10/02/2015) [-]
ha. Oh russians and their track suits
#119 - alpako ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image** same for tf2
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