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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - civilizedwasteland
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Damn, I need to get a life
#125 to #1 - swedishviking
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#126 to #125 - civilizedwasteland
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User avatar #127 to #126 - swedishviking
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Laughed, but it hurt a bit how come everyone on this site is so damn lonely?
#128 to #127 - civilizedwasteland
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Ever since I started college my social life I stopped talking to people

Im guessing everyone on the internet just does nothing but stay on the internet
#133 to #128 - swedishviking
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You know... I try to be as positive and friendly as possibly, saying hello to the bus driver smiling to strangers, yet beneath all that happiness lies anger, angst, sorrow and cynicism, that i can't hide all the time. I have a tendency to over think stuff, leading to panic disorder and anger/angst etc. etc. I recently like bought a skin-jacket and I willing to change my way of "living" to fit in. I feel like nobody has taken me serious and I've felt like a complete retard at times. All this stress and agony I've experienced in my 16 years of no-kiss-virginity has changed me, for good or bad. I come to terms... I don't regret ****. Don't become the bully. Be the guy you always wanted to be. Follow your ************ dreams. I'm a front-man in a metalcore band and I finally feel like I belong somewhere. Find your style. Be more outgoing. Be a GOOD MAN. Don't worry. you gonna be okay my little *****

#138 to #133 - jonball
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In all honesty, after being the guy laying flat and avoiding bullies from day 1.   
I can tell you that being the ''bully'' seems to be a WAY better option than the road i went.   
Not only do yo get the bitches but you also build a lot more self esteem than normal people do, and they are most likely not ending up at a random webpage talking to strangers about your miserable life and struggling with normal day tasks.   
   
So yeah, being a bully seems to be the way to go.   
 Nice guys finish last *tips fedora*    
   
>MFW trying to be good guy.
In all honesty, after being the guy laying flat and avoiding bullies from day 1.
I can tell you that being the ''bully'' seems to be a WAY better option than the road i went.
Not only do yo get the bitches but you also build a lot more self esteem than normal people do, and they are most likely not ending up at a random webpage talking to strangers about your miserable life and struggling with normal day tasks.

So yeah, being a bully seems to be the way to go.
Nice guys finish last *tips fedora*

>MFW trying to be good guy.
User avatar #149 to #138 - swedishviking
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Wow,don't take offence to this, but this has got to be the most cynical/weakest statement i have read in A LONG time. Staying away from bullies isn't the right way to go. You should stand up for the ones that are bullied/messed with. Looking up to bullies, wishing you were like them is like... You see, bullies are people who push people down and make them feel bad so you can feel better about yourself. Girls who look up to guys like that are immature or just ignorant sluts. But if you wanna be the guy fooling around with random people in random parties to get worthless popularity. If you think this is surviving, not dealing with depression or actual love/relationships and live the way of: live fast, die young, then you would either be really cynical and cold hearted or just really ignorant. Or you could just be living in denial, if you even want to "find yourself" and all those other cliche sentences that we teen noobs of life tend to go around thinking of. I'm not saying I'm better than you in anyway, but at least I'm not giving up on be the nice guy. You can ALWAYS improve. But, anyways i didn't come here to write an novel, I'm just saying it's not against the law, to think about how you approache other human beings. At least try to say hello and smile sometimes if that's not hard enough And btw, I have friends. FJ is just a site that will always stat in my heart, where i know there are good/sad people waiting for someone to share something on their mind worthwhile my time. If you hate all the Emofags in this site, you are allowed to leave.
User avatar #150 to #149 - jonball
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Not looking up to bullies, all i am saying is that it's a much easier way to go.
And i am by no means a ''bad'' person, i have just given up giving a **** about my social life. I have just stopped caring about others since they clearly doesn't care about anyone than themselves. I am not laying flat for bullies (anymore) but i am not picking a fight with them for some trashing.
It's hard to do something nobody support or give a **** about.
User avatar #152 to #150 - swedishviking
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Wow, okay sorry for that... at least where i live there are a lot of good/positive people. Yeah, you should never give in to fighting with bullies. I have like a crazy amount of middle eastern people in my town, living in the worst/poorest suburbs in Stockholm. We get bullied and threatened just because were WHITE. Keep in mind I'm no racist, but the people I meet on a daily basis are immature, rude and racist as ****. I can't count the amount of times I've almost snapped, but i have ALWAYS kept my cool somehow. Using sarcasm, ironic politeness to these people to **** with their heads always gets to them. Me and my band write about things like this and we're having problems finding gigs, since we don't have anywhere to play where these idiots are.[spoiler] anyways, good to know there some healthy people in this thread after all, have a good one [spoiler]
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User avatar #137 to #133 - civilizedwasteland
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wow I really screwed up that sentence
#142 to #127 - jonball
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Take this.
#2 - Polomaster
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How the **** are we supposed to get from early adulthood to middle age without the ability to talk to women!?!
How the **** are we supposed to get from early adulthood to middle age without the ability to talk to women!?!
#87 to #2 - Marker
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Drink
User avatar #94 to #87 - sabotagesam
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friendly warning: this show is not too popular around here..
User avatar #96 to #94 - Marker
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I've been here for nearly four years. I've learned that caring about someone else's opinion gets you nowhere, and people disagreeing with yours shouldn't make a damn bit of difference in your own life.
User avatar #97 to #96 - sabotagesam
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but....but the internet is everything
#98 to #97 - Marker
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It is both everything and nothing. And it is also a few other things.
User avatar #4 to #2 - mkgt
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That's life's biggest mystery, son.
User avatar #8 to #2 - imofcnotharveydent
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you fail

fail again

fail better!

then you'll come further than those who gave up
User avatar #147 to #8 - Polomaster
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I like this, I shall try
#24 to #2 - anon id: 2fa5974e
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take drugs
User avatar #31 to #2 - dalokan
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Nut up or Shut up
#67 to #2 - hellsjester
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this my friend is one of life's greatest mysteries.
User avatar #9 to #2 - ClockTank
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Its seriously all about practice.
When you go to the store, strike up a conversation about the weather with the clerk.
On the bus? Talk to people(who don't look like they'd kick your ass for looking at them.)
50% of the time, you'll talk to females during those times.

That's about the best advice I can give, you just have to try. Even if you're awkward and stumble over your words, at least you're making progress. Some might laugh, maybe out of humor, because they might know what its like, or because they're assholes, and you shouldn't talk to assholes anyway so **** them.

Just gotta go out there and do it.
#15 to #9 - captnnorway
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Are you crazy? You are that guy aren't you, the annoying ****** who comes up and strikes a conversation and makes the entire bus stop awkward. Don't be that guy, especially not in Norway
Are you crazy? You are that guy aren't you, the annoying ****** who comes up and strikes a conversation and makes the entire bus stop awkward. Don't be that guy, especially not in Norway
User avatar #17 to #15 - ClockTank
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It's only awkward if you make it awkward. I just enjoy talking to people, so I start up conversations with anyone and everyone.

Then again, my social skills are really all I have going for me.
User avatar #19 to #17 - captnnorway
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Nono, I'm a social guy as well, but it's an universal fact that you don't talk to strangers. We have a saying in Norway "If a stranger talk to you; he is either mad, a foreigner or drunk"
#34 to #19 - bitchpleaseshutup
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If you don't talk to strangers, how will you make friends?  pls help, I need friends
If you don't talk to strangers, how will you make friends? pls help, I need friends
#89 to #34 - anon id: d947a1a1
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Who needs friends?
#55 to #34 - anon id: 6788a47f
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That moment when a .gif doesn't loop properly...
User avatar #41 to #34 - captnnorway
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You don't? Only way I get friends is through friends.
#42 to #41 - bitchpleaseshutup
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How dis you get those first friends?
User avatar #44 to #42 - captnnorway
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hmm ... I've known this really popular guy since forever, so he introduces me to a lot of people. Other than that I guess you could start at the gym or something, it's easier to get friends when you first start of at something.
#45 to #44 - bitchpleaseshutup
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I'll try it out then
#119 to #19 - crowsnest
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Wow. That concept seems crazy to me. I literally talk to anyone that will listen to me just because I enjoy being social. I make friends really easily and can relate to nearly anyone that I meet. If people just wouldn't give me the time of day because it was rude to be social, I'd go insane.
Wow. That concept seems crazy to me. I literally talk to anyone that will listen to me just because I enjoy being social. I make friends really easily and can relate to nearly anyone that I meet. If people just wouldn't give me the time of day because it was rude to be social, I'd go insane.
User avatar #120 to #19 - stripey
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Norway sounds awful
User avatar #95 to #19 - sabotagesam
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are you serious? now i get the whole black metal phenomenon a bit more i think...
#27 to #19 - anon id: 9f3d4875
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In the US strangers will strike up conversations in public places. Like if you are wearing a shirt or holding a book they might ask you about it if their interested.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ClockTank
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Then how do you meet new people if you never talk to strangers?

You could walk right past someone who could change your whole life and never even know it?
User avatar #26 to #20 - progenitormimic
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Nah, man, you talk to strangers. Just don't walk up to some random dude on the street and try to chat them up. Generally I meet people through events or groups that I'm involved in, and they were perfectly cool with that because we would have plenty to talk about, usually stemming from whatever we were both involved in. On the bus or in a store, though...usually when that happens to me I feel annoyed with the other person because I don't ride buses or shop in order to talk to people.
Just my 2 cents.
User avatar #37 to #26 - ClockTank
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Well Obviously I don't just talk to any random person walking down the street. But if we've been standing there in one spot for more than 5 minutes in silence, I find its more awkward NOt to talk.

But I understand where you're coming from. Maybe I'm just different, a freak.
User avatar #64 to #37 - progenitormimic
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Nothing wrong with being a freak.
#84 to #64 - anon id: 0f53964c
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it's kind of in the definition. You aren't necessarily "wrong" if you're called a freak, but being a freak, like, you know, the very definition of freak, is more or less somethign negative. What you're trying to say is rpobably something in terms of " society is wrong man, the ones they deem freaks are in reality just those that dare to live life, pushing the borders, living on the edge, you know, man". And let me say, i'm not really disagreeing with you there, I'm just saying tone it down, and maybe try to formulate your sentences with a little bit of thought.
It just annoys me " there's nothing wrong with being a freak", yes there is, if you deem yourself one, then there is something wrong, since you're not accepting yourself as you are, you are something foreing to yourself, or you don't know what freak means. kkk baibai
User avatar #121 to #84 - progenitormimic
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You took way more out of that sentence than I put in. But yeah, I was using the definition of a "freak" as someone who differs from the norm, not as anything negative. In the future, I will call a freak a rascacielo when referring to them in the pejorative, just for your sake. That should clear up any confusion.
User avatar #88 to #15 - laaaaambofgod
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small talk isn't awkward
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#148 to #3 - Polomaster
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that just hurts, I am the epitome of rugged average looks!
#5 - greenjester
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If only the high school part would apply to me i need to man the **** up
User avatar #6 to #5 - wrocky
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how is it different from yours.. or was
User avatar #100 to #5 - leafonthewind
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I know that feel brah
User avatar #113 to #5 - garentei
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I fell you, I have only invited a girl once in my life to a dance and it turned out the dance was cancelled, now I'm still stuck in the middle school crush.
User avatar #114 to #113 - garentei
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feel*
#122 to #5 - hexadecimated
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We're all gonna make it brah.
User avatar #10 to #5 - iFail
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Everybody dies anyway, you may as well.
What have you got to lose? I went for it, and it worked for me, I couldn't be happier.
No one gives it to you, you have to take it.
#11 to #10 - craxxet
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****.

My brother used to reference that movie all the ******* time, it delved so deep into my brain that i heard the intro song playing when i read that last sentence.
User avatar #71 to #11 - thessalonaki
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What movie are we talking about here? That quote...I need to watch this movie.
User avatar #76 to #71 - craxxet
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The Departed

#47 on IMDB top 250

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGWvwjZ0eDc
User avatar #77 to #76 - thessalonaki
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Wait, isn't that a mobster movie, too?


Guess I'm heading over to The Pirate Bay.
#21 - tieze
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don't get a boner, don't get a boner...
User avatar #143 to #21 - terzz
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at the point when you're hiding your crotch with a darn book it's kinda too late for that.
#49 to #21 - tkich
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User avatar #7 - deepgreen
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I'm 21 but according to this I'm still in middle school.

I have no trouble speaking to girls but crushes? god damn
#39 to #7 - Jameshaich
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I can speak fine to girls if I have no attraction to them.
As soon as I do, i'm ******.
#65 to #39 - unholyjebus
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Hey there's that girl who could make you extremely happy

Let's make it so you are unable to string a sentence together around her
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#75 to #54 - anon id: adcf9d61
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obligatory
User avatar #116 to #54 - garentei
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God damnit, I'm 16 and I've never had a girlfriend, I didn't really care but now it's like I MUST experience all of that before it's too late.
#134 to #54 - zombiepipboy
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because its true
because its true
#136 to #54 - mrgreatnamess
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Joke's on you, I had teenage love.
Joke's on you, I had teenage love.
User avatar #144 to #54 - letting
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Stop, stop, stop....

It hurts. I don't necessarily want anything like that, I'd gladly settle just for the feeling of companionship.

******* hell, I need to punch something. Being this age is awful.
#60 to #54 - eatmaishorts
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Holy ****.
Holy ****.
#58 to #54 - groovierpoet
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holy hell
#81 to #54 - dingbox
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I seriously don't understand why people keep embracing **** like this..
#102 to #54 - clownsplosion
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Never been in a relationship. Don't really care.
Never been in a relationship. Don't really care.
User avatar #90 to #54 - laaaaambofgod
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lol sounds like someone peaked at 16 and has been on the slide ever since
#70 to #54 - mrpavelowgrimm
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Stop.
Stop.
User avatar #79 to #54 - krobeles
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These things kinda bug me. Why cant i do those things just because i'm 20? I dont need be well dressed or well spoken.
Teenage is ******* overrated. Everyones ******* awkward in their teens.
User avatar #80 to #54 - xdeathspawnx
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pls stop. I want to continue to happily exist in ignorance.
User avatar #56 to #54 - matrixone
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Nah, I like playing games
User avatar #57 to #54 - brobathehutt
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That's so pathetic it hurts...
#16 - logickid
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Repost but good content.
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Wow, two memes in one! It's compressed cancer!
#50 to #43 - logickid
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#38 - Jameshaich
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So... I just have to wait until i'm middle aged?
#112 - anon id: d5d576ee
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6941658 at Safe For Work Random Board ** when guys beat the **** out of me does that mean they like me?
#115 to #112 - Abortedwafflez
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No, they have a scat fetish.
No, they have a scat fetish.
User avatar #69 - letting
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Or just, ya know, live out your life alone because you're horrendously ugly, nerdy, and socially awkward.


That works too...
#72 to #69 - anon id: adcf9d61
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dont forget greasy
User avatar #82 to #72 - letting
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I shower on a regular basis, personal hygiene isn't really a problem. Just can't fix your face I guess...or the fact that you're short, and scrawny...and...nevermind..
User avatar #91 to #82 - snarfalupticus
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It looks like you're having trouble letting go of your personal qualms.
#92 to #91 - letting
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I think this conversation is over.
#93 to #92 - snarfalupticus
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baby, please! stop letting these trivial arguments get between our love!
baby, please! stop letting these trivial arguments get between our love!