Cringe. A hat that went from the sure sign of an early 1900's tough guy, to the sure sign of a 1980's and onward loser who is desperately seeking for a style to for fucks sake
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Cringe. A hat that went from the sure sign of an early 1900's tough guy, to the sure sign of a 1980's and onward loser who is desperately seeking for a style to

A hat that went from the sure sign of an early 1900's tough guy, to the sure sign of a 1980's and onward loser who is desperately seeking for a style to call their own (and ruining everything they touch in the process).

Definition inspired by epicurus's words.
You better take that fedora off before some guy with seborrheic dermatitis and a pizza goiter adds you to his LiveJournal community.

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Submitted: 03/09/2014
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#1 - european (03/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
dunno about you guys or OP but I agree with him
User avatar #6 to #1 - bunt (03/09/2014) [-]
People don't understand that you don't have to be a douche to get girls, it's just when you try to be the "nice guy" girls see that as "I just want to be you're gay best friend."
User avatar #3 - machezemoman (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I love how just because a guy is nice to a girl that is an immediate pass to get into her pants. It's those same self entitled dudes that go around bitching that women are stupid going after douche bags when truly the only reason you were listening to her problems is because you wanted to get your dick wet..That truly makes the fedora, trench-coat wearing neckbeards the douche bags.
tl;dr being nice alone doesn't get you the v, you also have to be stronger than they are
User avatar #8 - faimbot (03/09/2014) [-]
I have never been friendzoned. and i know i'm not the only one here, i either get lucky or get tossed aside to the desolate plains of the rejected zone. Either way i get closure.

The mating dance, does not require white knighting, or me being extra nice so as to coddle her precious feelings like some injured survivor of a war tragedy. She has friends for coddling, she has doting grandparents or probably just parents who do the smothering of kindness ******** . She needs me for a **** , something she cant get from those other groups (unless you really picked a winner)

Note this isn't sexist, its the mating dance, not the mating hunting grounds, while i do plan to stuff and mount my bounty, i respect the aim of the game, lady dont want to dance, i back the **** off, find another female with lower standards /panties or more open minded /legs

Next time you speak to a girl, just ask yourself, if someone had a transcript of you speaking, could they confuse you for a female friend of hers? "oh you are so great, so pretty and nice and cute and funny and hot and wonderful".?

Go forth and get ass.
#4 - roosterking (03/09/2014) [-]
breaking out of the friend-zone
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