Because it's an NES on an HDTV, and likely a cheap one at that. I hope they enjoy poor scaling of 240p introducing multiple frames of input lag.
Oh, and there's also all the poo particles floating around in there. That controller is covered in **** , and you'll sit there rubbing your hands all over it.
I use CRTs for anything that has composite out only, that way it doesn't look like **** and theres no lag, i tried playing melee with my friend on a 4k once and it was awful.
Well it's your own fault you haven't trained his 7 year old tiny mouth to take the diameter of a Chipotle burrito sized dicks. How the **** else is he going to eat it with his baby ass mouth and teeth? Start biting off the corners?
Why do people swerve when they're going to hit a deer? If you're far enough away just break. If you know you're going to hit, hit the dear. It's squishier than a tree and has a chance to roll up and over so speed the **** up.
Pretty sure they don't want to have it crashing through their window. Those things are ******* huge and tall. I wouldn't trip one over and have it tumbling on to me.